#lifefail
Those days when you realise that you can't do what lots of people take for granted without totally wrecking yourself but there is soooo much that needs doing #autoimmunedisease #lifefail (and I'll probs delete this shortly) 😩
November 30, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Well the garage door repair guy just saw me after a full workout, no makeup, greasy hair—basically looking like I lost a fight with a treadmill. Would’ve been mortifying five years ago, but now I just offered him a protein bar and asked if he lifts. #LifeFail #WhatIsTheWorld
March 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Made an error with life planning this week and now need to get up at 0600 4 days in a row! 😭

This is almost as bad as it gets for someone who is 100% not a morning person.

#lifefail #badplanning #earlymornings #sleep #nightowl
November 17, 2024 at 7:49 PM
C'est ça ! Rien de tel qu'un film à l'hosto pour démontrer que la vie c'est pas toujours rose, hein ?😂🍉 #LifeFail/hashtag/LifeFail" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#LifeFail
June 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
oh and warning! following any advice i give may lead to LifeFAIL seriously its why im not lawyering anymore. Dont follow my advice.
December 3, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Started reading @gracedent 's "How to leave Twitter" but it made me need to come check Twitter. #lifefail
December 2, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Trapped in lift. #lifefail
December 1, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Poured boiling water on myself instead of cup. Got water into cup. Hit head on ceiling. Poured cup of boiling water on myself. #lifefail
December 4, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Best before: 30-04-11. #lifefail
December 4, 2024 at 4:11 AM
[Timesheet] 13:05-13:13: Trolling Whaleoil. #lifefail
December 3, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Fucks sake. Bought tuna and jacket for dinner, knew I had Mayo. But didn't. Take out it is, 2nd night in a role #LifeFail
November 18, 2024 at 3:26 PM
si avvale della facoltà di non rispondere agli stimoli esterni.
#LifeFail
November 20, 2024 at 5:48 AM
I'm never gonna meet Peter Pan/Andrew Ducote D: #lifefail
December 2, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Today's #lifefail:

My new jacket is too slippery for my laptop strap. My bag keeps sliding.

I am very displeased with this turn of events. I was really looking forward to the coziness...now, I will have to move this to the "not turning up the thermostat" pile by the sofa.
December 5, 2024 at 5:17 PM
In the words of @tammyrants, "Sometimes, I realIy wish I could hate someone to death".

He's just not worth the effort. #lifefail
November 18, 2024 at 6:20 AM
January 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It is TOO FUCKING DARK in this country.

Why the FUCK do I insist on remaining here to inflict this CRAP on myself?

#LifeFail
January 6, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Motivational post tells me ‘you’re about to gain more than you’ve ever lost’, which is ironically funny because I feel like today I lost more than I’ve ever gained...
#LifeFail
May 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM