#neeedat #realbad #orimmabecomethedevil #likeseriously #iwilltakeovertheworld

my face when people like and share posts about the importance of tipping swers but seem to hope the next person will do it coz they’re afraid of losing literally like $1 🙄
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cw: swears

Anyone else feel like they're trying to turn bullshit into lemonade or is that just me?

#likeseriously #wtfisanything #imsotired #burnout

I think the small minority that is the separatists are getting WAY too much credit and air time, so I'm okay with this "shit or get off the pot" vote.

... and if Alberta is too stupid to vote this down decisively, then y'all deserve the circus that'll follow.

#betterfuckin'vote
#likeseriously

okay i cannot stress enough how much i dulled down how horrible HABIT is actually if i were to meet him my eyes would be swapped with my toes and my life would be promptly ruined and then ended. likeseriously go watch EverymanHYBRID and also read the fan wiki holy shit dude like he did so much shit

And remember kids, the next time someone says, "The government wouldn't do that," oh yes, they would.

#tiktok #everything #likeseriously #we'refucked

Maybe this one will make it into my memoirs. Another of my quippy notes:

"I am Jimmy Buffett's casual alcoholism."

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From my list of notes I wish I could use in a book, but I'll probably never publish anything nonfiction…

"He slipped through the crack like a buttered snake."

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