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Arthritic Dog Limping Through Park Like AT-AT
Arthritic Dog Limping Through Park Like AT-AT
December 27, 2024 at 6:44 PM
coralgableswang.bsky.social
Titled the presidency is limping along.

Cartoon Credit @clayjones.bsky.social
December 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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November 11, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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My Person of the Year is every election worker who risked their sanity (and safety) so democracy could keep limping along.
December 13, 2024 at 7:17 PM
johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
One thing about me is that I will be limping to the finish line.
December 3, 2024 at 4:56 PM
kenklippenstein.bsky.social
Here’s Nancy Pelosi limping out of Congress following her hip replacement due to a fall sustained BECAUSE SHE’S 84
February 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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May 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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April 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
darraghmckenna.bsky.social
*limping away
STILL LOVE MY TESLA
February 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
iniquitousfish.bsky.social
And illustration of Inigo Montoya from the PRINCESS BRIDE limping towards the audience. His sword in one hand, his other hand cradling his injuries. This is his key scene in the movie, yielding the line 'you killed my father, prepare to die.'
September 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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March 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
caraellison.bsky.social
absolutely limping to the finish line mates. absolutely limping
December 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
nothoodlum.bsky.social
I don’t think a drunken, abusive Fox host and an insane old man limping around wearing a girdle, platform shoes, lifts, and a dyed rat on his head should be in charge of the U.S. military.
April 3, 2026 at 11:22 PM
bitchchoo.bsky.social
sometimes it's better not to ask why the grandmaster is limping
April 29, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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June 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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April 22, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Limping towards coffee
May 25, 2026 at 2:09 PM
ckshowalter.bsky.social
For the love of God,
Jimmie can you not!

(Limping kitten is limping)
July 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
osbornecox.bsky.social
Republicans can sense the weakness of the lame duck mortuary-fresh limping corpse-man.
February 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
neotrope.bsky.social
My kitty is limping badly again today, near his 17th birthday. I am so sad he's winding down and may not make it to the new year. Why can't cats live forever? Why?!?!
September 25, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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April 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
ravenexua.bsky.social
my knees lowkey fucked after being on treadmill yesterday omg ?
squidward limping
Alt: squidward limping
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September 24, 2026 at 1:26 PM
dirtbagqueer.rocks
how are you limping to half tied with a team that burped up 3 turnovers that egregious

in THESE jerseys???
September 27, 2026 at 6:24 PM
mcopelov.bsky.social
Phillies limping into Red October like #RingTheBell
September 27, 2026 at 9:25 PM
ace-of-dragons.bsky.social
nooooo Kalypso (my kitty) is limping :(( I think she injured her toe

(calling the vet tomorrow)
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 AM