Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
August 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
linkedin finally has a shitposter
October 21, 2024 at 1:56 PM
linkedin finally has a shitposter
Former FDA commissioner on LinkedIn:
April 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Former FDA commissioner on LinkedIn:
Excited to announce that "Brazilian Pizza Discourse" has reached LinkedIn
September 22, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Excited to announce that "Brazilian Pizza Discourse" has reached LinkedIn
save it for linkedin
September 25, 2026 at 4:47 PM
save it for linkedin
Elmo’s LinkedIn update has me 😫
May 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Elmo’s LinkedIn update has me 😫
funniest possible linkedin message.
July 30, 2026 at 3:04 AM
funniest possible linkedin message.
i’ve defeated linkedin
June 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
i’ve defeated linkedin
“Someone on LinkedIn viewed your profile”
<deletes account>
<deletes account>
March 12, 2026 at 4:30 AM
“Someone on LinkedIn viewed your profile”
<deletes account>
<deletes account>
No one has ever LinkedIn this hard.
I am CRINE.
I am CRINE.
May 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
No one has ever LinkedIn this hard.
I am CRINE.
I am CRINE.
LinkedIn: New jobs in your area!
Me: Okay
LinkedIn: AI voice trainer!
Me: No
LinkedIn: AI Creative Director!
Me: No
LinkedIn: Beauty advisor!
Me: What?
LinkedIn: Do you know Bill Gates?
Me: No
LinkedIn: You're on a roll!
Me: I'm really not
LinkedIn: Your puzzle is ready!
Me: Okay
LinkedIn: AI voice trainer!
Me: No
LinkedIn: AI Creative Director!
Me: No
LinkedIn: Beauty advisor!
Me: What?
LinkedIn: Do you know Bill Gates?
Me: No
LinkedIn: You're on a roll!
Me: I'm really not
LinkedIn: Your puzzle is ready!
September 23, 2026 at 1:54 PM
LinkedIn: New jobs in your area!
Me: Okay
LinkedIn: AI voice trainer!
Me: No
LinkedIn: AI Creative Director!
Me: No
LinkedIn: Beauty advisor!
Me: What?
LinkedIn: Do you know Bill Gates?
Me: No
LinkedIn: You're on a roll!
Me: I'm really not
LinkedIn: Your puzzle is ready!
Me: Okay
LinkedIn: AI voice trainer!
Me: No
LinkedIn: AI Creative Director!
Me: No
LinkedIn: Beauty advisor!
Me: What?
LinkedIn: Do you know Bill Gates?
Me: No
LinkedIn: You're on a roll!
Me: I'm really not
LinkedIn: Your puzzle is ready!
LinkedIn is a mental disorder
May 1, 2024 at 4:00 PM
LinkedIn is a mental disorder
A lot of people want Bluesky to be LinkedIn. Too bad. LinkedIn is LinkedIn. This is Bluesky
March 23, 2026 at 8:36 PM
A lot of people want Bluesky to be LinkedIn. Too bad. LinkedIn is LinkedIn. This is Bluesky
go back to linkedin
September 23, 2026 at 12:54 AM
go back to linkedin
New: LinkedIn just introduced a "seems like AI slop" button. That's literally what the button says.
The thought leaders are going to have a meltdown
www.404media.co/linkedin-int...
The thought leaders are going to have a meltdown
www.404media.co/linkedin-int...
LinkedIn Introduces a 'Seems Like AI Slop' Button
Following 404 Media's reporting on how LinkedIn is full of AI slop, the platform is giving users a chance to report it when they see it.
www.404media.co
July 30, 2026 at 2:36 PM
New: LinkedIn just introduced a "seems like AI slop" button. That's literally what the button says.
The thought leaders are going to have a meltdown
www.404media.co/linkedin-int...
The thought leaders are going to have a meltdown
www.404media.co/linkedin-int...
LinkedIn is so cooked, man.
July 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
LinkedIn is so cooked, man.
Me refreshing LinkedIn
NEW JOBS TODAY???? WHAT????
April 24, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Me refreshing LinkedIn
Adding “high priest of blueskyism” to my LinkedIn
This morning we received important answers to the question of "What is Blueskyism?" from Nate Silver and it turns out that the answer is "picking on Nate Silver" and "Being Michael Hobbes."
September 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Adding “high priest of blueskyism” to my LinkedIn
Cribbed from LinkedIn.
February 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Cribbed from LinkedIn.
thinking about pivoting to being a god-tier AI hater on linkedin
May 19, 2026 at 9:25 PM
thinking about pivoting to being a god-tier AI hater on linkedin