My favourite way to filter co-workers to see whom I can get on well with is the simplest bit of workplace humour in chat - write a message in normal informal English, apply strikethrough style to that, then repeat the message in business bullshit LinkedInSpeak.
If they don't get it.... Yeah.
If they don't get it.... Yeah.
October 6, 2026 at 1:55 AM
My favourite way to filter co-workers to see whom I can get on well with is the simplest bit of workplace humour in chat - write a message in normal informal English, apply strikethrough style to that, then repeat the message in business bullshit LinkedInSpeak.
If they don't get it.... Yeah.
If they don't get it.... Yeah.
Ik haat deze vorm van emoji gebruik zo erg, LinkedInspeak en AI-vibes
Wij kiezen voor een ander Nederland.
De SP kiest voor een betaalbaar Nederland:
⚡️ Verlaag de belasting op energie
🩺 Schaf het eigen risico af
🍞 Schrap de btw op boodschappen
🏠 Verlaag de huren
⛽️ Geen accijnzen op brandstof
De SP kiest voor een betaalbaar Nederland:
⚡️ Verlaag de belasting op energie
🩺 Schaf het eigen risico af
🍞 Schrap de btw op boodschappen
🏠 Verlaag de huren
⛽️ Geen accijnzen op brandstof
September 21, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Ik haat deze vorm van emoji gebruik zo erg, LinkedInspeak en AI-vibes
Easy: "My tenure with that organization concluded rather abruptly, only for the entire enterprise to spectacularly implode approximately one month later. It certainly offers a unique perspective on the timing of my departure."
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linkedinspeak.com/translator
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August 29, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Easy: "My tenure with that organization concluded rather abruptly, only for the entire enterprise to spectacularly implode approximately one month later. It certainly offers a unique perspective on the timing of my departure."
linkedinspeak.com/translator
linkedinspeak.com/translator
I'll allow "chipping away", but "shifting the needle" is veering dangerously close to linkedinspeak
August 22, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I'll allow "chipping away", but "shifting the needle" is veering dangerously close to linkedinspeak
Sorry if this sounds like LinkedInspeak but this is truly only directed at the hippie fuzzy crunchy freaks with big ideas and small portfolios
August 22, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Sorry if this sounds like LinkedInspeak but this is truly only directed at the hippie fuzzy crunchy freaks with big ideas and small portfolios
this is fun, and accurate
linkedinspeak.com/translator
linkedinspeak.com/translator
AI LinkedIn Speak Translator | LinkedInSpeak
Paste any LinkedIn post and instantly decode the corporate jargon. Or go reverse — type plain English and get the LinkedIn version.
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March 27, 2026 at 3:01 PM
this is fun, and accurate
linkedinspeak.com/translator
linkedinspeak.com/translator
Newsletter "The Know Daily" write: ''LinkedIn speak is a real (and often confusing!) thing – now there’s an app that can translate what you want to say straight into the career platform’s lingo.''
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March 27, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Newsletter "The Know Daily" write: ''LinkedIn speak is a real (and often confusing!) thing – now there’s an app that can translate what you want to say straight into the career platform’s lingo.''
#linkedinspeak #kagi #app #theknow #theknowdaily #newsletter #featurewriting #journalism
#linkedinspeak #kagi #app #theknow #theknowdaily #newsletter #featurewriting #journalism
Translating from LinkedInSpeak, that’s “flavo[u]red water that tastes nice”
March 23, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Translating from LinkedInSpeak, that’s “flavo[u]red water that tastes nice”
Ik at deze ochtend boterhammetjes met choco en had daarbij een grote tas melk
In LinkedInspeak is dat...
In LinkedInspeak is dat...
May 5, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Ik at deze ochtend boterhammetjes met choco en had daarbij een grote tas melk
In LinkedInspeak is dat...
In LinkedInspeak is dat...
Essa linkedInspeak é muito feia
April 27, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Essa linkedInspeak é muito feia
Humbled/honoured/delighted [insert LinkedInspeak as appropriate] to share this forthcoming @uclpress.bsky.social open access publication #postcolonialcitizens co-authored w/Fatima Rajina & Victoria Redclift (stunning art work by Waheeda Rahman-Mair)
uclpress.co.uk/book/postcol...
uclpress.co.uk/book/postcol...
Postcolonial Citizens
According to the International Organisation for Migration, the Bangladeshi diaspora is one of the world’s largest with around 2.4 million members, and the United Kingdom and the United States are two ...
uclpress.co.uk
July 15, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Humbled/honoured/delighted [insert LinkedInspeak as appropriate] to share this forthcoming @uclpress.bsky.social open access publication #postcolonialcitizens co-authored w/Fatima Rajina & Victoria Redclift (stunning art work by Waheeda Rahman-Mair)
uclpress.co.uk/book/postcol...
uclpress.co.uk/book/postcol...
that reads like so much linkedinspeak lol
February 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
that reads like so much linkedinspeak lol
The linkedinspeak doesn't increase my confidence either...
January 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The linkedinspeak doesn't increase my confidence either...
It's a pretty reasonable take just translated into linkedinspeak, if that's how information has to filter down then absolutely fair enough I guess
December 26, 2024 at 12:18 AM
It's a pretty reasonable take just translated into linkedinspeak, if that's how information has to filter down then absolutely fair enough I guess
neo-linkedinspeak arrives from the future
'Enranging a relationship' is pure linkedin speak, it's just from next year.
March 5, 2026 at 2:43 PM
neo-linkedinspeak arrives from the future
RE: https://mas.to/@solidotbot/116245109921923206
F**k Off = I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors as we move in different directions.
滚蛋 = 祝愿你未来一切顺利，虽然我们即将走向不同的方向。
#kagi #linkedinspeak
F**k Off = I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors as we move in different directions.
滚蛋 = 祝愿你未来一切顺利，虽然我们即将走向不同的方向。
#kagi #linkedinspeak
March 18, 2026 at 5:05 AM
RE: https://mas.to/@solidotbot/116245109921923206
F**k Off = I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors as we move in different directions.
滚蛋 = 祝愿你未来一切顺利，虽然我们即将走向不同的方向。
#kagi #linkedinspeak
F**k Off = I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors as we move in different directions.
滚蛋 = 祝愿你未来一切顺利，虽然我们即将走向不同的方向。
#kagi #linkedinspeak
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March 17, 2026 at 11:03 AM
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LinkedInspeak has reached its necessary endpoint as yet another rhetorical weapon for the ghouls of the current administration.
The statement from NOAA:
Through strategic transformation, staff reallocation, and updated service standards, NWS is ensuring resilience and continuity of mission-critical functions. Reports suggesting otherwise are false and disrespectful.
Through strategic transformation, staff reallocation, and updated service standards, NWS is ensuring resilience and continuity of mission-critical functions. Reports suggesting otherwise are false and disrespectful.
April 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
LinkedInspeak has reached its necessary endpoint as yet another rhetorical weapon for the ghouls of the current administration.
It is my belief that “Hope this helps!” is LinkedInspeak for “Bless your heart”
August 23, 2023 at 9:42 PM
It is my belief that “Hope this helps!” is LinkedInspeak for “Bless your heart”
