#local-lass
local british lass woos american idiot more at 11
November 7, 2024 at 10:32 PM
commission

Local hunter lass gets deeply hugged by one of those odd gooey spider-replacer things :V
April 17, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Brilliant from local lass Keely Hodgkinson absolutely chuffed to bits for her! 🥇👏
#Olympics
August 5, 2024 at 7:51 PM
My FB suggested friends are absolutely fuckin bonkers these days

- guy from school with england flag profile pic
- lass from my job when I was 23
- actual G1 bumblebee voice actor
- random local crust punk
- creator of salad fingers
July 20, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Late to it but YAY to local lass Keely Hodgkinson! 🎉
February 20, 2026 at 11:09 AM
I was looking up an old Pokémon toy I owned as a wee lass, believing that it must've been one of those knockoff ones sold by the local Asian mart.
But nah it was actually an Hasbro official 😂
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Girlfriend Helen's got back from local shop. "The new owners? You know the daughter?"

"Oh the gorgeous Black lass with blonde highlights."

"Well guess who's got a date with her tonight..."

BITCH! I need an alibi cos Helen is gonna shoot herself 4 times with my gun! Then club herself to make sure!
September 28, 2026 at 10:00 AM
A month ago I employed an 18yo lass with my marketing biz. No prior experience but a genius! She came to my flat earlier.

I want to launch a regional magazine like The Onion paid by advertisers.

Her: "I hear the local vicar is launching drone strikes on Catholics!"

God I LOVE this lass! 🥰
September 21, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Lass on local NextDoor trying to raise charity funds for Bangladesh as part of her Ramadan. These are the replies. Look at that middle one. Dehumanisation is just part of the discourse now.
February 25, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Anyways, woe, face of local lass who slept for 5 hours because of her senior cat be upon ye.
September 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Being in a local comic shop in 1990 and picking this magazine up, cos I thought the lass on the cover was cute
October 16, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Love Jaki Graham. A local lass too! #forgotten80s
December 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It was a hot evening so what better way to spend it by pretending to be the local creature 🐸💀
August 11, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Remember Patricia from last year? Little lass is back, affectionate as ever.
#myPatrika #Chios
July 26, 2026 at 7:02 AM
A local lass. The great British arse!
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 AM
A local plumber lass beats the Tommy Robinson endorsed Reform candidate hell bent on causing division!

Congrats Hannah… 👏🏽

#GortonandDentonByElection #r4today @greenparty.org.uk
February 27, 2026 at 8:28 AM
The FIRST Green MP in the North of England! A woman, a plumber, a local lass. I’m chuffed to bits.
February 27, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Lass on local news saying skint farmers are too poor to pay tax.

School she went to charges £9556 per term. Term not year.

Needs to cancel that Netflix subscription doesn’t she.
December 11, 2024 at 6:43 PM
I get back to Croydon and there is a half eaten oven bottom muffin in the garden. The local foxes clearly know where the Rochdale lass lives.
September 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It's DnB night at my local in town. I am playing a 95 jungle set. A lass walks up to me in the middle of my set.

She asks dead seriously....

If I have any Spice Girls.

I had to hold my tongue and politely say no. 😂
September 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Swap lass for 'girrul' and that is shockingly accurate to the aul fellas at my local.
April 18, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Ah yes, a local lass
May 18, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Just bought this for my youngest, who is old enough and she's a Yorkshire lass.....

Developed by a local Yorkshire company.

www.nintendo.com/en-gb/Games/...
August 3, 2024 at 9:30 PM
A #PostboxSaturday painted gold by Royal Mail. This is in honour of equestrian Sophie Wells' success in the Paralympic Games. It's located on Exchequer Gate in Lincoln's cultural quarter, between the cathedral and castle.
December 27, 2025 at 9:38 AM