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February 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Squeeeeeeee
Guinness World Record Holder
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May 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Ready to Rock n Roll
Just had this text from my PT which has made me cry.
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April 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Beautiful weather for long run.
16.1 miles done. Longest run in years, and I get this as my backdrop.
We are so blessed in #Yorkshire

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February 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Love this #parkrun photo from today.
I * know * other t shirts exist, BUT I am struggling to surgically resect this from my torso.
Should I die on a run, do not remove and bury me in it.
Have I mentioned I ran London Marathon? 😃
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May 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
For the love of Christ. Never let me enter another marathon
Another 20 bastard, bollocking , bloody , fecking miles done

Some idiot thought sparkling water was a great idea 16 miles in. Am such a knobber.
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March 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
More extreme debeauchery
London Lego making

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January 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
April 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
19.61 miles done.
Wet, windy and grim.
Second half done on treadmill ( am seasoned idiot at this). Was a toughie today and I am delighted I went.
Sainsbury's bargains will probably not even touch the sides
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#runchat
February 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I detest running photos with a passion
BUT there appears to be something resembling joy on these
Who knew ?
#Trimpell20
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March 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
#parkrun335
Shake out at Sutcliffe. Very very steady. Now for an afternoon of nothingness
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April 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
London Calling
Very enjoyable to build
Couldnt find the piece that is to me sweating and swearing over Tower Bridge at half way point

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January 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
So,after 20 mile race, London may be on again 👍
I was completely focused on just getting round slowly+ steadily with much better feel than last weeks half.
Utterly ridiculous 26 degrees by end of it though
But the sun also gave us nice views at the end of the day
#trimpell20
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March 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Got myself this. To remind myself that I do, infact, survive all my long runs
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March 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
London nails done
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April 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I did a thing. I can report that - despite appearances - the medal is not real chocolate.
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April 28, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Devising the last bit of #londonmarathonwanker training plan is hungry work
Straight to Tesco for this lot
And I don't even have a sweet tooth!!!
February 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
A glorious, glorious day for a rather inglorious 22 mile run
But it's done
Heat wasn't as horrific as expected and the day for all normal people( ie none marathon training people) will have been a pure pre summer delight.
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March 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Getting the band back together
It's been 5 years at least ( artistic differences and all that 😃) AND weve signed up for more gigs .
An absolute joy and a blessing for my last training run before the big one.
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#MAMILSREUNITED
April 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Have an awesome run - remember, the hard work's done, this is your victory lap!

(also: Stealing your hashtag 😉)

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April 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I did 15 inglorious treamill miles.
I had forgotten the long run side effects, the gastritis, the chaffage, the neck stiffness, the other unmentionable things.
It's a glamorous hobby for sure..
But I am SO focused and smiled most of the run. Winning at training.
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January 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Every Day Is Like Sunday 🎶
Last double digit training run done. 14 hard miles
Trialled the charity vest, all good, no chaffing.
The next 2 weeks is full on taper and resting and sleeping as mych as I can
These legs have done over 500 miles training and r screaming for a break
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April 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Race manager Noel got us a First Class upgrade.
Being treated like royalty, the team are doing all the thinking for me.
#borntorun
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April 25, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Last minute panic buying
Belt(in case the 3 that I own go missing)
Glasses(again,incase other 3 pairs go AWOL)
Massage ball,as massage gun too big to take in bag
More electrolytes
TBF,these are essential
Tambourine+silver scarf,erm incase I need to be Stevie Nicks at mile 20?
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April 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Managed to get " I am running London Marathon this weekend " into conversations only 5 times today.
Think i may have PBd last week, with an 8 in a day banger. 😃
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April 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM