A longwinded way of saying "Trump needs to give me a bigger bribe"
September 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
A longwinded way of saying "Trump needs to give me a bigger bribe"
So weird to be on a text-based social media with people who have atrocious reading comprehension but are also very longwinded
October 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
So weird to be on a text-based social media with people who have atrocious reading comprehension but are also very longwinded
i'm more of a "look at a chart and copy down the chart" kind of an understander. than a longwinded powerpoint presentation understander
September 25, 2026 at 4:19 AM
i'm more of a "look at a chart and copy down the chart" kind of an understander. than a longwinded powerpoint presentation understander
no more longwinded threads about my feelings. here is post apocalyptic papakemi
August 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
no more longwinded threads about my feelings. here is post apocalyptic papakemi
I want Isaac Chotiner to interview the publisher of the Atlantic to ask about the decision to keep running pieces by the world's least insightful and most longwinded writer.
October 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I want Isaac Chotiner to interview the publisher of the Atlantic to ask about the decision to keep running pieces by the world's least insightful and most longwinded writer.
Dropping a swooning heart emoji at the end of a longwinded paragraph about all of the human ant-farms you're running is supervillain shit.
mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be
March 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Dropping a swooning heart emoji at the end of a longwinded paragraph about all of the human ant-farms you're running is supervillain shit.
Old Man Tells Longwinded Stories. Updates At 11.
May 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Old Man Tells Longwinded Stories. Updates At 11.
fanart doodle of a very longwinded joke in @barleytheburr.bsky.social 's twitch stream
December 29, 2023 at 3:41 AM
fanart doodle of a very longwinded joke in @barleytheburr.bsky.social 's twitch stream
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Trump Says He's Abandoning Kennedy Center Takeover After Judge Rules He Can't Slap His Name On It (HuffPost)
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May 29, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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This is such a longwinded way of saying you're unremarkable and unloveable, goodness.
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
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February 12, 2026 at 8:01 PM
This is such a longwinded way of saying you're unremarkable and unloveable, goodness.
Big week for fans of longwinded and generally pointless diplomatic posturing
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November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Big week for fans of longwinded and generally pointless diplomatic posturing
“I’m generalizing but hear me out” and it’s accidentally the fourteen words but longwinded
Tough scene
Tough scene
March 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“I’m generalizing but hear me out” and it’s accidentally the fourteen words but longwinded
Tough scene
Tough scene
best of luck
sometimes i have a longwinded depressive episode and my intrusive thoughts kick in at 2am and i'm just
sometimes i have a longwinded depressive episode and my intrusive thoughts kick in at 2am and i'm just
April 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
best of luck
sometimes i have a longwinded depressive episode and my intrusive thoughts kick in at 2am and i'm just
sometimes i have a longwinded depressive episode and my intrusive thoughts kick in at 2am and i'm just
This is such a longwinded way to say yo I’m popped
Naw speak for yourself. It's because women get the big head and start acting like a bitch cause they feel like they have leverage when we could care less. Also these days there's not as much financial abuse as they want you to think. that's said cause they can't just do whatever with your money.
May 20, 2026 at 5:53 PM
This is such a longwinded way to say yo I’m popped
I may be Tom Bombapilled.
There's something charming about our heroes meeting a nature spirit, and having him be a longwinded old stoner. Tom Bombadil is the song the Middle Earth sings, because it is, at its heart, a very silly place.
There's something charming about our heroes meeting a nature spirit, and having him be a longwinded old stoner. Tom Bombadil is the song the Middle Earth sings, because it is, at its heart, a very silly place.
May 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I may be Tom Bombapilled.
There's something charming about our heroes meeting a nature spirit, and having him be a longwinded old stoner. Tom Bombadil is the song the Middle Earth sings, because it is, at its heart, a very silly place.
There's something charming about our heroes meeting a nature spirit, and having him be a longwinded old stoner. Tom Bombadil is the song the Middle Earth sings, because it is, at its heart, a very silly place.
This is a longwinded way of saying they're deeply fucked
June 13, 2024 at 12:17 AM
This is a longwinded way of saying they're deeply fucked
i know some people think Walden is longwinded but he was just being Thoreau
November 24, 2024 at 12:13 AM
i know some people think Walden is longwinded but he was just being Thoreau
Doing adult things can be pretty longwinded can’t they 😄
February 1, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Doing adult things can be pretty longwinded can’t they 😄
Losing my absolute mind over creative industries laying off people who MAKE THE THINGS but executives are still out here, kicking around.
Are they gonna look up from the longwinded LinkedIn post they’re inevitably gonna throw up there, and make the games? The books?
What are we doing here?
Are they gonna look up from the longwinded LinkedIn post they’re inevitably gonna throw up there, and make the games? The books?
What are we doing here?
July 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Losing my absolute mind over creative industries laying off people who MAKE THE THINGS but executives are still out here, kicking around.
Are they gonna look up from the longwinded LinkedIn post they’re inevitably gonna throw up there, and make the games? The books?
What are we doing here?
Are they gonna look up from the longwinded LinkedIn post they’re inevitably gonna throw up there, and make the games? The books?
What are we doing here?
On a certain, very specific level, this has to be the funniest thing you can do
March 12, 2026 at 2:10 AM
On a certain, very specific level, this has to be the funniest thing you can do
Hey wait a second they put me on “longwinded edition” of mailbag?
September 23, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Hey wait a second they put me on “longwinded edition” of mailbag?
sending an unfunny tosh.0 reply guy into conniptions on a sunday afternoon 👍
May 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
sending an unfunny tosh.0 reply guy into conniptions on a sunday afternoon 👍
however, from the moment the 9/11 attacks occurred, anti-American people both at home and abroad insisted on inserting *other reasons* in spite of OBL's laboriously longwinded attempts to repeat "I DIDN'T DO IT BECAUSE OF SWEATSHOPS IN ASIA, YOU DOLTS"
August 25, 2026 at 11:54 PM
however, from the moment the 9/11 attacks occurred, anti-American people both at home and abroad insisted on inserting *other reasons* in spite of OBL's laboriously longwinded attempts to repeat "I DIDN'T DO IT BECAUSE OF SWEATSHOPS IN ASIA, YOU DOLTS"
Your child's name can just be a name you thought was nice. You don't have to lie to us about some longwinded reasoning behind it.
February 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Your child's name can just be a name you thought was nice. You don't have to lie to us about some longwinded reasoning behind it.