I feel I could write the next Don Quixote, and it would never quite reach anyone’s standards, 📝but, I do believe these red roses are good enough, darling - though, they are only secondary to you
🌹😸💙
#ARoseByAnyOtherName
#LoweredExpectations
🌹😸💙
#ARoseByAnyOtherName
#LoweredExpectations
August 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I feel I could write the next Don Quixote, and it would never quite reach anyone’s standards, 📝but, I do believe these red roses are good enough, darling - though, they are only secondary to you
🌹😸💙
#ARoseByAnyOtherName
#LoweredExpectations
🌹😸💙
#ARoseByAnyOtherName
#LoweredExpectations
Ya know what? I’m looking forward to next #Canucks season.
Why?
Zero expectations. None. Expecting a total disaster. Anything better is gravy.
Yup. No pressure.
#glasshalffull #loweredexpectations #selfdelusion #ohgodineedtherapy
Why?
Zero expectations. None. Expecting a total disaster. Anything better is gravy.
Yup. No pressure.
#glasshalffull #loweredexpectations #selfdelusion #ohgodineedtherapy
May 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Ya know what? I’m looking forward to next #Canucks season.
Why?
Zero expectations. None. Expecting a total disaster. Anything better is gravy.
Yup. No pressure.
#glasshalffull #loweredexpectations #selfdelusion #ohgodineedtherapy
Why?
Zero expectations. None. Expecting a total disaster. Anything better is gravy.
Yup. No pressure.
#glasshalffull #loweredexpectations #selfdelusion #ohgodineedtherapy
Me: So you expect us to wake up early tomorrow?
Ben: No. I expect us to wake up.
#LoweredExpectations 😂😂
Ben: No. I expect us to wake up.
#LoweredExpectations 😂😂
January 10, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Me: So you expect us to wake up early tomorrow?
Ben: No. I expect us to wake up.
#LoweredExpectations 😂😂
Ben: No. I expect us to wake up.
#LoweredExpectations 😂😂
February 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
History says this is where we gonna get buried.
My depressive brain says this, too. #loweredexpectations
My depressive brain says this, too. #loweredexpectations
April 2, 2026 at 1:24 AM
History says this is where we gonna get buried.
My depressive brain says this, too. #loweredexpectations
My depressive brain says this, too. #loweredexpectations
Alex Jones, who spent years ranting about shadowy government mass surveillance technology, is now stanning for Palantir
June 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
this whole season of #90dayfiance has felt like one long ad for #LoweredExpectations
June 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
this whole season of #90dayfiance has felt like one long ad for #LoweredExpectations
I’m starting to think of #Canucks power plays as a good time to go to the bathroom or go grab a snack or another beer, cause I know nothing much is gonna happen. #LoweredExpectations.
February 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I’m starting to think of #Canucks power plays as a good time to go to the bathroom or go grab a snack or another beer, cause I know nothing much is gonna happen. #LoweredExpectations.
Und man muss fast schon froh sein,dass sie nicht behaupten,KI habe die Bilder generiert. #loweredexpectations
November 3, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Und man muss fast schon froh sein,dass sie nicht behaupten,KI habe die Bilder generiert. #loweredexpectations
That's what I keep saying. #loweredexpectations
September 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
That's what I keep saying. #loweredexpectations
Immerhin nicht "Deutschand" #loweredexpectations
December 3, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Immerhin nicht "Deutschand" #loweredexpectations
Davon sollte man doch ausgehen dürfen. #loweredExpectations
July 6, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Davon sollte man doch ausgehen dürfen. #loweredExpectations
Immerhin dmt er kein unsolicited dick pic #loweredexpectations
September 10, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Immerhin dmt er kein unsolicited dick pic #loweredexpectations
Immerhin steht auf der #haltdiefressebild nicht mehr "Zeitung" drauf #loweredexpectations
February 9, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Immerhin steht auf der #haltdiefressebild nicht mehr "Zeitung" drauf #loweredexpectations
Well, at least he spelled his own name right. #LoweredExpectations
June 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Well, at least he spelled his own name right. #LoweredExpectations
Yep, White House has opened up its doors to #FreeDumb
#CorespondentIdiot
The bar just keeps getting lower
#UnderTheInfluence
#UnderTheInfluencer
🤦🏽♀️
#LoweredExpectations
Est-ce le déclin de l’empire américain? 🫣
#CorespondentIdiot
The bar just keeps getting lower
#UnderTheInfluence
#UnderTheInfluencer
🤦🏽♀️
#LoweredExpectations
Est-ce le déclin de l’empire américain? 🫣
January 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Yep, White House has opened up its doors to #FreeDumb
#CorespondentIdiot
The bar just keeps getting lower
#UnderTheInfluence
#UnderTheInfluencer
🤦🏽♀️
#LoweredExpectations
Est-ce le déclin de l’empire américain? 🫣
#CorespondentIdiot
The bar just keeps getting lower
#UnderTheInfluence
#UnderTheInfluencer
🤦🏽♀️
#LoweredExpectations
Est-ce le déclin de l’empire américain? 🫣
At least yozu don't have to speculate wether movie or another Netflix-Series ;) #loweredexpectations
January 12, 2026 at 9:05 AM
At least yozu don't have to speculate wether movie or another Netflix-Series ;) #loweredexpectations
Obviously more tense than I'd have liked, but I have to give them props for getting a road win when they really needed one in a situation where they often sputter. #LoweredExpectations
January 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Obviously more tense than I'd have liked, but I have to give them props for getting a road win when they really needed one in a situation where they often sputter. #LoweredExpectations
February 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Here we go Patriots
#LoweredExpectations
#LoweredExpectations
a man and a woman are walking under a bridge with a tv 14 logo in the background .
Alt: “Lowered Expectations” title screen from MadTV
media.tenor.com
September 8, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Here we go Patriots
#LoweredExpectations
#LoweredExpectations
Yup. If he can get through the first inning without Carroll and Marte doing damage, I will be happy. #LoweredExpectations
May 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Yup. If he can get through the first inning without Carroll and Marte doing damage, I will be happy. #LoweredExpectations
I nominated my short film #snowstormeh 🇨🇦 for best short film at the #Oscars 😳😳😱
Very excited to 🐝 nominated 😎😎😱
And with the current state of 🎥 making in its average is awesome phase 😒
I think I got a chance 😊
#loweredexpectations
🎥😒😒😒
Very excited to 🐝 nominated 😎😎😱
And with the current state of 🎥 making in its average is awesome phase 😒
I think I got a chance 😊
#loweredexpectations
🎥😒😒😒
March 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I nominated my short film #snowstormeh 🇨🇦 for best short film at the #Oscars 😳😳😱
Very excited to 🐝 nominated 😎😎😱
And with the current state of 🎥 making in its average is awesome phase 😒
I think I got a chance 😊
#loweredexpectations
🎥😒😒😒
Very excited to 🐝 nominated 😎😎😱
And with the current state of 🎥 making in its average is awesome phase 😒
I think I got a chance 😊
#loweredexpectations
🎥😒😒😒
"West Michigan has now lost 13 consecutive games, setting a new franchise record."
Preach, sign kid.
Let's turn it around today. But not holding my breath. 😜 #loweredexpectations
Preach, sign kid.
Let's turn it around today. But not holding my breath. 😜 #loweredexpectations
⚾️ FINAL: Royals 5, Tigers 1
Detroit has now dropped five straight games after another difficult offensive showing in Kansas City.
The Tigers fall to 18-22.
#Tigers #RepDetroit
Detroit has now dropped five straight games after another difficult offensive showing in Kansas City.
The Tigers fall to 18-22.
#Tigers #RepDetroit
May 10, 2026 at 12:52 PM
"West Michigan has now lost 13 consecutive games, setting a new franchise record."
Preach, sign kid.
Let's turn it around today. But not holding my breath. 😜 #loweredexpectations
Preach, sign kid.
Let's turn it around today. But not holding my breath. 😜 #loweredexpectations
Goal for tomorrow: to actually carry my wallet with me for day 2 of the semester 🙄 #loweredexpectations #lessdumbfuckeryplease #mymonkeysmycircus
January 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Goal for tomorrow: to actually carry my wallet with me for day 2 of the semester 🙄 #loweredexpectations #lessdumbfuckeryplease #mymonkeysmycircus
Knowing that blood is vital to us, gave us the idea that gods would exchange blood sacrifices for favors.
Virgins thrown into volcanoes or a sacrificed firstborn to win wars or for good crops, or expiration, the religions still believed cannot shake-off this primitive idea...
#LoweredExpectations
Virgins thrown into volcanoes or a sacrificed firstborn to win wars or for good crops, or expiration, the religions still believed cannot shake-off this primitive idea...
#LoweredExpectations
November 25, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Knowing that blood is vital to us, gave us the idea that gods would exchange blood sacrifices for favors.
Virgins thrown into volcanoes or a sacrificed firstborn to win wars or for good crops, or expiration, the religions still believed cannot shake-off this primitive idea...
#LoweredExpectations
Virgins thrown into volcanoes or a sacrificed firstborn to win wars or for good crops, or expiration, the religions still believed cannot shake-off this primitive idea...
#LoweredExpectations