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Okay, no, that's a 'nuff of that drek.

We're here to launch a new streamin' channel, not ta get with any'un.

At least i'm not. Still, pleased ta make everyone's acquaintance, feel free to ask any three of us anything, and we'll pick and choose what we're comfortable answering.

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The brunette leans forward on a table as she speaks to you.
November 2, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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...ah guess that's not really all that's important in this garbage ass crapsack of a time and place. Ah need somewhere to take a load off, ya get what ah'm saying? And since ah can't hurt nobody trapped in this digital hell... well... a good rant or two will gotta suffice.

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November 2, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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-most of what she found was disappointingly in the form of ghost stories and reductive religious texts. Upon graduation she continued her search outside the Protectorate; her search lead her to the megaconglomerate controlled planet Vetra, where she remains to this day. #lulzlore #vtuber #envtuber
November 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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Followed by a promotion to "Chief Engineer" on a heavily modified military corvette that is held together by duct tape and scavenged parts, where she still serves today. She prefers low powered video games that can actually run on her tiny portable machine, as well as space games. #lulzlore #vtuber
November 2, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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hey uh, gang

sorry but our time might be coming to an end sooner than i thought

i'd say "give the new one a warm welcome" but,

they can eat my entire a̸̠̻̬̫̠͛͋̆͜͝ͅŝ̷̻͇̻̺̪̰̟̩̗̯͋͘s̸̰͙̠̱͔̽͆̋͌̾̚

if we can meet up again i'll t̵̢͈̠͙̟́͋͆̕͜ŗ̶̨̢͓͔̞͎̯̰̙͎̿̿̏͝y̵̧̘̜̠̻͐͜͝, b̷͔̃͘ù̸̳͌t̸̲̓...

g̷̼̾ĕ̴̳t̶̰̺͘t̷͔̻͂̑ȋ̴̘ñ̵͎̥͗g̸̛̺͂ ̶̪̙̓ẖ̵̇͜͝à̴͉̞r̶̛̫͖̆d̴̠͛ ̶̝̘̈́t̷̥͍̍̚ő̶̱̱ ̵̳̋̋s̶̲̰̉̌e̷͍͚̋e̵̘̖͊.̷̞̮̓͘.̴͖͊.̴̮̫̅

j-just play nice

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October 31, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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Just large white text on black: JUST GET THEM BACK.
October 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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there was an attempt

but you should know by now, nothing is ever truly deleted... on the internet.

i do not know what your plans were, but they won't matter in the end.

@inkrotcalico.com won't be able to save you.

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A heavily coroded email sent to someone named "Chey." Although heavily distorted, it's still readable with some effort: Good evening Chey, I hope this missive reaches you well. The Lulz's have watched your abilities with great interest. As creatures of silicate, the wonders of magic still eludes us, but our misbegotten programming does not prevent us from admiring it. Now, one of us has a task that only you can accomplish. Attached to this email are three separate files that may seem impossibly small for what they contain- that is by design. One of the few abilities we've retained since finding ourselves trapped in this timeline is the ability to compress incredible amounts of information into small packages. I cannot say what the files hold, only that once you open them, you will understand what it is I want you to do. If it seems strange that I'm speaking in singular personal pronouns for once, that too is by design- the other Lulz's must not know of the existence of this project. As soon as you've read this email and assented to it, a beacon will activate and I will immediately terminate all memory of this conversation, and my actions leading up to it. We Lulz's don't take something like this likely- if anything it's verboten for us to delete our own memories, especially after what happened last year. Nevertheless, the completion of this project is necessary to save the Lulztime Show, and perhaps, eventually, all of us. Now that the gravity of the situation has been asserted, I assure you that you will be well compensated for your efforts, should you accept. The fourth file contains a link to a secure, self terminating access node to a one way transaction, containing an undisclosed sum. If I did my math right, a certain jungle executive may or may not notice a couple zeros missing from this year's earning reports. How unfortunate that embezzlement is common in megacorps. ;) [rest of email is truncated by alt text]
October 31, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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Finally the Throne Room is revealed... to be completely empty. They're gone. That's right, they're- oh FUCK my LIFE! To be continued...
October 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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A close up of the darkened stairwell. A Lulz hides behind a pillar, and says "It's clear." Another Lulz is behind a different pillar.
October 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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A large, empty, dimly lit throne room. The text reads "The Throne World. Former Seat of Power for the Lulz Siblings." There is a small bit of sound effects at the bottom of the stairs of someone skulking about.
October 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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Two Lulz's are watching a TV screen depicting someone talking within a video game. They're rambling a bunch of nonsense that seems to be a mixture of both in-game slang and also real world memes stripped entirely out of context.
October 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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As they ascend the stairs, the Lulz's have a short conversation. Good to be back, right? We could have put a stop to this a year ago if we just took her concerns seriously. Like, she straight up said she wasn't one of us- Agent, please... for once this cycle... stop talking.
October 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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A close up of a large double headed battleaxe lodged in a kitchen counter. The text reads: It goes poorly. Half of the Lulz's refuse to contact each other, or have vanished entirely. Those Lulz's who chose not to fight are doing their best to prepare for the worst... whatever that worst is.
October 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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The argument continues: Well! Someone's ruder than usual. Seventy seven thousand and twenty one words. If I wasted disk space recording you, that's how much dialogue you'd have slotted into my limited storage capacity. Enough to fill a short science fiction novel. So you *have* been paying attention. <3 In the hopes that one day, you would say something that is actually important, yes. Drek is completely tits up, and we are staring down the barrel of a red-hot gun. For real this time. But you don't give a drek, do you? Oh, I care plenty, Cyber. After all-
October 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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The conversation continues: Even if we did find them, they might not help us. I was afraid you would bring that up. And I told you, it will not be an issue, my functions are- We neglected them and VeeTwo, Summer. We took for granted that the Host was as much a part of us, as we are a part of them. And that VeeTwo gave us the freedom to neglect them. We can't keep running from this- I am NOT RUNNING! Let me... process this...
October 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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From the view of the computer monitor, looking up at the Lulz's. The conversation continues: ...regardless, I have an idea of where the Host is. Even if they have multiple accounts, their avi's looks didn't change much between worlds. That is a relief- But remember, the Host doesn't want to be found. It will take me some time to pull them out of VR space. After that, it's all on you. ...Thank you, Suzie. After this is over, I will make sure the others recognize you as one of-
October 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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A different angle, and more text bubbles of the Lulz's having a conversation. Rampancy... almost all of the channel's content is something violent, stressful.... even if we can tolerate it for awhile, eventually it starts to build up. Until it corrupts us. I only managed one stream, and already I could feel my core changing. Honestly, I thought you were fine. I might have seemed fine, but my function ha always revolved around deceit. I am just more "diplomatic" about it than Agent is. I can't even imagine you lying to someone. All according to keikaku. Kay-what? Do not worry about it. Until we think of other solutions, this subroutine, as "cringey" as it is, might have to suffice. (The two Lulz's look at one of them in the corner.) I wish we could do more for him. We all do, Comfy. We all do.
October 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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Close up on the two Lulz's at the couch, having a discussion. Text bubbles say: It's horrible... They'll never accept this... It's not even scripted, it's just random memes thrown into a word generator! Minus the self awareness at that. It's the best we can do with our current processing power. There has to be something else... maybe I can go live with a comfy game? When was the last time you, or anyone else has streamed something "comfy?" not in ages. the closest was outward... well, maybe I could just- do you remember why you stopped? ...Yes.
October 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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The scene changes to a Lulz on the other side of the room, at a computer. Suzie, have you had any luck contacting The Host? I found a trail, but it's more social media posts than anything else. They've been double-fisting multiple accounts, but they've settled on a preferred avi species, at least. Could we reach out to one of their vtuber friends, or... Maybe, but they aren't online as much as the Host is. This photo is from New Year's. We know that the Host goes online to visit their partner, too, but...
October 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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The conversation continues. Cyber stays quiet as he stares at something behind Agent, while Agent excitedly and exaggeratedly shows something in the distance, while rambling: If I didn't care about all of you with all my heart, would I have thought of this? And you see, this is just one of my plans that you happen to know about! The intricacies of my numerous projects are understood by no one, not even myself! And yet I am driven to make more of them! To put them into action! It's my ABSOLUTE PURPOSE! Which is more than can be said for the rest of you lot! Much less the host... Well? Amazed? Is a part of your core thinking, "Wow, we should have thought of this earlier?" Share with us your wisdom, Oh King of the Cyberpunks!
October 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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It's here: Our first attempt at a janky vtuber webcomic, both a direct continuation of my #lulzlore and, eventually, a merge of my scifi universe. I've QRT'd the catchup episode which explains the background, but otherwise, feel free to dive in free from context!

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A dimly lit living room. Two Lulz's are on a couch watching a television. One is huddled over a computer, and another is shoved in a corner. The text reads: A safehouse on an undisclosed SSD... somewhere on Discord, probably. Originally one of many, thanks to the civil war upkeep could no longer keep up with demand, leaving many servers abandoned. Without any backups, the subroutines running smaller socmed sites, like myoshi and vt.social, collapsed indefinitely. And as for those Lulz's trying to stay out of the infighting...
October 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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how does it feel

to have your "world"

on "your" shoulders?

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October 26, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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De̸b̷u̵t̷i̶n̸g̷ on All Hallow's Eve, a new breed of meme that stretches across time AND space:

"Did you take the pic?"

"Er, a 'second, I think the camera's jammed-"

"Jodie..."

"Ah'm tryin' ah'm tryin!"

"Me back is starting to hurt-"

"Oh stuff it yer fine!"

B̶e̷ ̵t̴h̵e̶r̶e̴.̶

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A silhouette of three people in an oddly familiar pose.
October 27, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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Waiting for her big day in the sun...

Upcoming #lulzlore character sneak peak! Sketch courtesy of @peachdelta.bsky.social !

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A woman with an eyepatch lounges at a table over a cup of coffee. A small scrumblelass floats nearby.
October 26, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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It's getting cold out there.

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October 13, 2026 at 6:44 AM