"The woke M&Ms have returned. The green M&M got her boots back but apparently is now a lesbian maybe? And there's also a plus-sized, obese, purple M&M. So we're gonna cover that...of course...because that's what we do."
January 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"The woke M&Ms have returned. The green M&M got her boots back but apparently is now a lesbian maybe? And there's also a plus-sized, obese, purple M&M. So we're gonna cover that...of course...because that's what we do."
I painted small rocks like M&Ms
July 4, 2024 at 11:59 PM
I painted small rocks like M&Ms
can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****
Krissy: What are you doing?
Me: Working
Krissy: Uh-huh. You're still taking arty pictures of M&Ms, aren't you?
Me: ... no
Me: Working
Krissy: Uh-huh. You're still taking arty pictures of M&Ms, aren't you?
Me: ... no
May 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Krissy: What are you doing?
Me: Working
Krissy: Uh-huh. You're still taking arty pictures of M&Ms, aren't you?
Me: ... no
Me: Working
Krissy: Uh-huh. You're still taking arty pictures of M&Ms, aren't you?
Me: ... no
Saw an ad for M&Ms today and honestly....if you don't know about M&Ms by now you are dumb as fuck
April 13, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Saw an ad for M&Ms today and honestly....if you don't know about M&Ms by now you are dumb as fuck
Peanut M&Ms are healthier than plain M&Ms because they have vegetables in 'em or something
August 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Peanut M&Ms are healthier than plain M&Ms because they have vegetables in 'em or something
So, do I have this right? We’re removing artificial colors from M&Ms but giving immunity to companies that poison us?
June 26, 2026 at 9:38 PM
So, do I have this right? We’re removing artificial colors from M&Ms but giving immunity to companies that poison us?
gonna go on record as saying i don’t like it that the sentient m&ms are eating the non sentient m&ms
January 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
gonna go on record as saying i don’t like it that the sentient m&ms are eating the non sentient m&ms
regular M&Ms are a candy
peanut M&Ms are a Meal
peanut M&Ms are a Meal
August 28, 2026 at 12:33 PM
regular M&Ms are a candy
peanut M&Ms are a Meal
peanut M&Ms are a Meal
How I look when I get a bag of M&Ms:
November 18, 2024 at 1:26 AM
How I look when I get a bag of M&Ms:
a bag of m&ms marked as "family size" is a social construct
May 12, 2026 at 11:54 PM
a bag of m&ms marked as "family size" is a social construct
had a shitty day today and didn't make art but I did put some m&ms on my desk and accidentally made bart
January 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
had a shitty day today and didn't make art but I did put some m&ms on my desk and accidentally made bart
The Husband just briefly forgot the words 'vending machine' and described it instead as 'the m&ms ATM'
October 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The Husband just briefly forgot the words 'vending machine' and described it instead as 'the m&ms ATM'
For the first time ever, my regular backstage rider request (3000 yellow M&Ms & a full wheel of Brie) has been taken (vaguely) seriously.
A career high.
A career high.
February 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
For the first time ever, my regular backstage rider request (3000 yellow M&Ms & a full wheel of Brie) has been taken (vaguely) seriously.
A career high.
A career high.
Fuck this could ruin my dream funeral at the Times Square M&Ms shop
January 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Fuck this could ruin my dream funeral at the Times Square M&Ms shop
October 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I’m sorry kids, you can’t have those M&Ms, the guy who snorted coke off a toilet seat said so.
February 14, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I’m sorry kids, you can’t have those M&Ms, the guy who snorted coke off a toilet seat said so.
Peanut M&Ms are healthier than plain M&Ms because they have vegetables in 'em or something
December 2, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Peanut M&Ms are healthier than plain M&Ms because they have vegetables in 'em or something
they should add a new M&M character who's bad at reading social cues and makes the other M&Ms a little uncomfortable to be around
October 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
they should add a new M&M character who's bad at reading social cues and makes the other M&Ms a little uncomfortable to be around
Brown M&Ms www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
October 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Brown M&Ms www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
When I eat M&Ms, I smash two together and eat the one that cracks first. I do this until there is one “Highlander” M&M, which I do not eat because he is the winner and something bad will happen if I eat it. 4/
September 25, 2026 at 7:57 PM
When I eat M&Ms, I smash two together and eat the one that cracks first. I do this until there is one “Highlander” M&M, which I do not eat because he is the winner and something bad will happen if I eat it. 4/
Excited to announce that "Brazilian Pizza Discourse" has reached LinkedIn
September 22, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Excited to announce that "Brazilian Pizza Discourse" has reached LinkedIn