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[IKEA-themed restaurant]

Maître-d: is your table ready yet?
February 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
edzitron.com
Whatever man he looks like the maitre d of the steakhouse in Circus Circus
cjzero.bsky.social CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · Feb 7
the flexing here is on 11
Bill Belichick hits the red carpet with Jordon Hudson, he in a red jacket with a white shirt, black, black pants and super bowl rings on 4 visible fingers. She is in a shimmering dress a high slit and exposed midsection
February 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
guillaume-mvcdlm.bsky.social
Ni dieu poulet ni maître poulet
May 8, 2026 at 11:13 AM
nameshiv.bsky.social
Maitre d ass outfit
February 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
poncefleur.bsky.social
Mercredi 20h : c’est le Maître des Fleurs spécial Baghera !

Venez tester votre culture G et profiter des anecdotes improbables de Bagzzz hihi
Maître des Fleurs avec Baz !
January 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
m-mmelebel.bsky.social
Lovée contre son maître.
May 3, 2026 at 12:17 PM
philjamesson.com
learned today it’s spelled Maître D’ with an apostrophe because it’s a cut-off version of the longer french title: Maître Deez Nuts
September 25, 2026 at 12:45 AM
ornikkar.bsky.social
Réalisé sans trucage.
Article de journal : Ancien maître-nageur, le retraité se lance dans la culture de noyers.
June 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
laertecoutinho.bsky.social
tira de 2016 - saiu na Folha @folha.com
Tira em 5 quadrinhos. 1) Um cozinheiro de restaurante gira sua colher numa panela. Ao fundo, um maître abre a porta e grita: “MANDA UMA SOPA PARA O REI!” 2) O maître abre de novo a porta e grita para o cozinheiro: “SUSPENDE! MANDA UMA SOPA PARA O PRESIDENTE DA REPÚBLICA!” 3) De novo o maître abre a porta e grita para o cozinheiro: “SUSPENDE! MANDA UMA SOPA PARA O IMPERADOR!” 4) O cozinheiro continua frente à panela, mexendo com a colher. 5) O maître abre a porta, exasperado, e grita: “ESSA SOPA SAI OU NÃO SAI?!”
March 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM
leoauteur.bsky.social
Un dormeur tout terrain, tant qu'il est avec son maître...
Un chien dort sur les genou de son maître
October 15, 2025 at 10:46 AM
atrupar.com
Trump claims he has used H1b visas for "maitre ds, wine experts, even waiters, high quality waiters"
January 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
capnwatsisname.bsky.social
Texas Chainsaw Maitre D’
June 3, 2026 at 3:43 AM
strawberry7.bsky.social
Maître de jeu
#VALORANT #ValorantArt #Chamber
November 11, 2024 at 5:38 PM
renemagritte.bsky.social
Le maître d'école / The schoolmaster - 1955 #artbots #magritte
September 29, 2026 at 1:10 PM
martindesnudo.bsky.social
Your maître d’
April 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
tartaufraiz.bsky.social
rendez la BOULE DE MAITRE à @florencetwitch.bsky.social
February 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
coachfinstock.bsky.social
Maitre D at Peter Lugers every time RFK shows up:
sheemlantern.bsky.social Mango Sentinel @sheemlantern.bsky.social · Mar 22
Stop. Bringing. Animals. Where. Food. Is. Served.
March 22, 2026 at 7:15 PM
titsmcdick.bsky.social
But these are my formal sweatpants.

- me, arguing with the maitre d’.
October 1, 2026 at 2:35 AM
judgemarie.bsky.social
Foutu 20 février.
Foutu cancer.
Foutue absence.
Jean-Yves Moyart / Maitre Mô
February 20, 2026 at 6:46 AM
vinteuil.bsky.social
Encore un coup du maître de la liberté d’expression
December 25, 2024 at 7:14 AM
jackpinetwunk.bsky.social
Tu tremblais de m'avoir pour maître.
September 13, 2026 at 1:17 PM
meidastouch.com
Trump on H-1B: HB1, I know the program very well. I use the program, maître d's, wine experts, even waiters, high quality waiters. You got to get the best people.
January 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
raclureone.bsky.social
Un bien humble hommage au maitre ❤️
February 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
stellarshot93.bsky.social
Tel maître, tel chat
March 20, 2026 at 3:24 PM