Machete Night ‘26
October 31, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Machete Night ‘26
Off with their dicks
Pingu the Penguin with a Machete
Alt: Pingu the Penguin with a Machete
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November 3, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Off with their dicks
Welcome to The Literature Hour with Miss Machete
November 2, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Welcome to The Literature Hour with Miss Machete
I voted in person this year even though Tina Peters was there with a machete
November 2, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I voted in person this year even though Tina Peters was there with a machete
"Machete: Cosmocide"
November 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
"Machete: Cosmocide"
I'm taking a machete and cutting the rope in two. Game over.
November 3, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I'm taking a machete and cutting the rope in two. Game over.
Or machete. Whatever Danny is comfortable with.
November 3, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Or machete. Whatever Danny is comfortable with.
I have a big machete 🗡️ run or not 😈
🎃 Happy Halloween 🎃 trick or treat bitch 😜
🎃 Happy Halloween 🎃 trick or treat bitch 😜
October 31, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I have a big machete 🗡️ run or not 😈
🎃 Happy Halloween 🎃 trick or treat bitch 😜
🎃 Happy Halloween 🎃 trick or treat bitch 😜
Get ya heads out of the gutter ya bunch of degenerates 😜😁😅
October 31, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Get ya heads out of the gutter ya bunch of degenerates 😜😁😅
Devin was scaring me with that machete! 🫣 #Survivor51
November 1, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Devin was scaring me with that machete! 🫣 #Survivor51
Currently painting a machete pink and adding bedazzle sparkles to a machete for Halloween lol
October 29, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Currently painting a machete pink and adding bedazzle sparkles to a machete for Halloween lol
Jason y su machete
November 1, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Jason y su machete
Tina peters was there with a machete what don’t you understand
November 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Tina peters was there with a machete what don’t you understand
Well, we wouldn't know if Machete kills though.
November 3, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Well, we wouldn't know if Machete kills though.
If we cropped this picture any lower, you'd be saying more than just a machete IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'
October 31, 2026 at 11:07 PM
If we cropped this picture any lower, you'd be saying more than just a machete IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'
Disfrazarse de descontrol machete.
October 30, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Disfrazarse de descontrol machete.
Jason se sienta en su nueva silla, el machete luce estupendo en un soporte de madera en la pared. Desde la mininevera del despacho, la cabeza de su madre le dice "Buen trabajo".
Jason llora emocionado. Con la máscara puesta.
Jason llora emocionado. Con la máscara puesta.
November 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Jason se sienta en su nueva silla, el machete luce estupendo en un soporte de madera en la pared. Desde la mininevera del despacho, la cabeza de su madre le dice "Buen trabajo".
Jason llora emocionado. Con la máscara puesta.
Jason llora emocionado. Con la máscara puesta.
Chainsaw.
Machete.
Razor glove.
Machete.
Razor glove.
what is a satisfying purchase as an adult
for me it was realizing i could just buy candy at any time
for me it was realizing i could just buy candy at any time
There is no adult purchase less satisfying than new tires.
November 2, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Chainsaw.
Machete.
Razor glove.
Machete.
Razor glove.
Wouldn't a "Machete in Space" be a much more simpler title?
November 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Wouldn't a "Machete in Space" be a much more simpler title?
Anthropic Restricts AI Bot Claude's Ability to Clone or Decompile 'Specific Existing Games' (Repost)
Anthropic Restricts AI Bot Claude's Ability to Clone or Decompile 'Specific Existing Games'
Band-Aid on a Machete Wound
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November 2, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Anthropic Restricts AI Bot Claude's Ability to Clone or Decompile 'Specific Existing Games' (Repost)
Don't blame me I was cutting red tape with a machete
November 2, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Don't blame me I was cutting red tape with a machete
Al final, muy a su pesar, agotado y terriblemente desganado, Jason debe volver a empuñar el machete y masacrar a todos los jovenes turistas que no le permiten cumplir con sus tareas laborales
November 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Al final, muy a su pesar, agotado y terriblemente desganado, Jason debe volver a empuñar el machete y masacrar a todos los jovenes turistas que no le permiten cumplir con sus tareas laborales
Oh shit, MACHETE CRIMES too!
November 3, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Oh shit, MACHETE CRIMES too!
Jason se presenta el viernes en la reunión con el señor MacMahon con su traje de tres piezas de polyester, su máscara de hockey y el machete ensangrentado y tres cabezas de adolescentes colgadas del cinturón.
November 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Jason se presenta el viernes en la reunión con el señor MacMahon con su traje de tres piezas de polyester, su máscara de hockey y el machete ensangrentado y tres cabezas de adolescentes colgadas del cinturón.
We're doing machete order. 4 5 1 2 3 6
October 31, 2026 at 3:07 PM
We're doing machete order. 4 5 1 2 3 6