#macroplastics
I’m cutting out the middleman and eating macroplastics.
January 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
macroplastics
March 3, 2024 at 2:47 PM
I think we're ready for macroplastics
October 15, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Getting kind of over microplastics, I barely feel them. Upgrading to macroplastics
August 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
fuck it i'm just gonna eat macroplastics
January 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
yum macroplastics!
November 27, 2024 at 3:58 PM
its the 21st century. we eating macroplastics now
March 30, 2026 at 5:13 AM
He was elected thanks to microplastics so it makes sense he’d decorate with macroplastics
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I’m more of a macroplastics guy
April 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Gonna start a fad diet based on ingesting macroplastics
April 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Fuck microplastics, from now on Im only consuming MACROPLASTICS
December 26, 2024 at 2:43 PM
i eat macroplastics
May 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
macroplastics. is anyone working on this.
November 7, 2024 at 2:43 AM
microplastics in the balls macroplastics in the breasts
April 24, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Bad Dragon fills your body with macroplastics
July 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Forget microplastics, I'm having a hard time keeping my toddler from eating macroplastics
April 13, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Curiously silent about macroplastics
October 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i have invented macroplastics. they’re huge
March 10, 2024 at 6:10 PM
me? i'm a moderate

i consume neither microplastics nor macroplastics - i eat reasonably sized beads with every meal
November 8, 2024 at 1:47 PM
for 2026 i'm getting into macroplastics
January 2, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Macroplastics.
December 28, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Balls so big they're loaded with macroplastics
January 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
if you have a huge dildo up your butt does that mean you're full of macroplastics?
February 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Back in my day, we ate 𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰plastics.

We called it wax candy, but whatever.
December 17, 2024 at 10:46 PM