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Yourqueerprof

@drcompton.bsky.social

Was gonna skeet about how I was thankful espresso machines didn’t have computers to crash, but found it I was wrong!! In any case, this guy hasn’t gone down on us once and I’m thankful for that! #latteup #magicbeans

November 14, 2026 at 2:51 PM

pnwpirate.bsky.social

@pnwpirate.bsky.social

Just #MagicBeans for investors.

LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 9d

IF BILLIONAIRES THINK THEY CAN TURN MARS INTO AN IDEAL HOME FOR US, WHY NOT POUR THAT SAME INTO SAVING EARTH?

November 5, 2026 at 4:07 PM

Cat9

@cat9.bsky.social

$BTCUSD #Bitcoin #$BTC #MagicBeans

After yesterday's hack of Binanace, Bitcoin and related crypto adjacent stocks are sinking, some harder than others.

Bitcoin daily/weekly charts:

October 30, 2026 at 3:30 PM

quiltbyhand.bsky.social

@quiltbyhand.bsky.social

Yoo can tell Dey majical frum da glowy eyes!

Magicbeans Has Awoken Cat Meme

ALT: Magicbeans Has Awoken Cat Meme

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October 24, 2026 at 11:36 AM

Jeff Stringer

@blooms-ghost.bsky.social

FAO Dr #MagicBeans Oz: when you're POTUS and you tell the press that they can't "be around him" that's a ban.

September 21, 2026 at 9:21 PM

allestofeles.bsky.social

@allestofeles.bsky.social

I have AI #MagicBeans to sell you. They’re only wrong often and hallucinating most of the time. The cloud they run in ruins your environment, sucks money from your pockets, and profits only me! #WhatADeal How can you pass this up?

August 29, 2026 at 7:37 PM

priest = aura (archived)

@archiveequalsaura.bsky.social

I just remembered that I created a Minds account back in 2021 when bird app people are moving in droves because one of the meme accounts are moving there. It was fun, but I got bored pretty quickly. Though I miss magic beans posting so much...

April 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM

Dr Secksy

@drsecksy.bsky.social

In order to invest all their money in MagicBeans, the online gambling act that gives you cancer and shoots your dog.

January 29, 2026 at 9:48 AM

PhoenixWomanMN

@phoenixwomanmn.bsky.social

Patches Magicbeans.

www.twincities.com/2025/06/24/m...

Motorist charged with hitting maintenance scissor lift inside North Shore highway tunnel

Patches Magickbeans, 34, allegedly possessed hallucinogenic mushrooms and showed signs of impairment. A workman is in critical condition in a Duluth hospital.

www.twincities.com

June 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM

Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑

@emilylhauser.bsky.social

#MagicBeans
http://forward.com/news/320091/read-the-transcript-of-forward-editor-in-chiefs-interview-with-barack-obama/ http://t.co/o5E3wisOjA

December 1, 2024 at 10:49 AM

Carri Weatherwax

@carriweatherwax.bsky.social

A National Parks Pass costs $80 a year for unlimited access per vehicle.
It costs $30 per person to See Ruby Falls once.
A $5,000 DOGE check is a lousy trade-off #MagicBeans shop.usparkpass.com/collections/...

America the Beautiful National Park Pass

The America the Beautiful National Parks and Federal Recreational Lands Pass is your ticket to more than 2,000 federal recreation sites across the country. Valid for 12 full months from purchase, your...

shop.usparkpass.com

February 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM

Marcus B. Smit - Fifth Ace Comics

@fifthacecomics.org

A new Magic Beans is up on the site!

It's been a hot minute with the production of Exemplar #1, but I want to keep this going even if it is a bit infrequent.

#webcomic #comicstrip #comedy #MagicBeans

www.fifthacecomics.org/comic/magic-...

Magic Beans #034, FIFTH ACE COMICS

www.fifthacecomics.org

June 24, 2025 at 9:29 AM

Marcus B. Smit - Fifth Ace Comics

@fifthacecomics.org

This week's Magic Beans!

Uploads will probably continue to be later in the day; I'm only going to upload stuff from home rather than the library.

#webcomic #comicstrip #comedy #MagicBeans

www.fifthacecomics.org/comic/magic-...

Magic Beans #033, FIFTH ACE COMICS

www.fifthacecomics.org

May 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM

Marcus B. Smit - Fifth Ace Comics

@fifthacecomics.org

This week's Magic Beans is up on the site!

The more I think about it, the more I find Whiz to be the most autobiographical character I've ever written.

#webcomic #comicstrip #comedy #MagicBeans #digitalart #comicart

www.fifthacecomics.org/comic/magic-...

Magic Beans #032, FIFTH ACE COMICS

www.fifthacecomics.org

May 20, 2025 at 7:35 AM

Marcus B. Smit - Fifth Ace Comics

@fifthacecomics.org

I've finally recovered enough from the Con Crud that Magic Beans is back! Latest strip is now on the site.

... this one may or may not be metaphorical...

#webcomic #comicstrip #comedy #MagicBeans

www.fifthacecomics.org/comic/magic-...

Magic Beans #031, FIFTH ACE COMICS

www.fifthacecomics.org

May 13, 2025 at 8:20 AM

Marcus B. Smit - Fifth Ace Comics

@fifthacecomics.org

No new Magic Beans this week; we're prepping for Comic Con Cape Town, so everything is a bit up in the air and all over the apartment right now. Back next week!

#webcomic #MagicBeans

April 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM