holy shit -- JD Vance is now aping Trump's "mutilizaiton" transphobic malapropism
April 7, 2026 at 4:03 PM
holy shit -- JD Vance is now aping Trump's "mutilizaiton" transphobic malapropism
waiting with baby's breath at the malapropism factory
September 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
waiting with baby's breath at the malapropism factory
leaving my malapropism job for greener pastors
March 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
leaving my malapropism job for greener pastors
This is perhaps the greatest double malapropism of all time
July 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This is perhaps the greatest double malapropism of all time
I know it's not the point but can we talk about the incredible malapropism of "false herring"?
Emmer: "It's a false herring for these guys to suggest, 'Oh, we now we need a judicial warrant,' because they know that that's going to delay any enforcement of the actual administrative warrant."
February 17, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I know it's not the point but can we talk about the incredible malapropism of "false herring"?
First malapropism: "...is that a typo?"
Second malapropism: "oh this is on purpose."
Third malapropism:
Second malapropism: "oh this is on purpose."
Third malapropism:
October 5, 2026 at 12:07 PM
First malapropism: "...is that a typo?"
Second malapropism: "oh this is on purpose."
Third malapropism:
Second malapropism: "oh this is on purpose."
Third malapropism:
S-tier malapropism lmao war eagle
July 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
S-tier malapropism lmao war eagle
“extermint camps” is an interesting malapropism
October 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
“extermint camps” is an interesting malapropism
PK subban just said “buffalo knows their season is dwindling in the wind” an all timer malapropism
May 17, 2026 at 2:00 AM
PK subban just said “buffalo knows their season is dwindling in the wind” an all timer malapropism
Admirable malapropism there
May 20, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Admirable malapropism there
This sort of malapropism needs to be snipped in the butt
Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 15, 2026 at 5:54 PM
This sort of malapropism needs to be snipped in the butt
Found a good malapropism in the wild today: "slapshod," combining slipshod and slapdash.
September 28, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Found a good malapropism in the wild today: "slapshod," combining slipshod and slapdash.
The emperor's new malapropism
holy shit -- JD Vance is now aping Trump's "mutilizaiton" transphobic malapropism
April 7, 2026 at 4:09 PM
The emperor's new malapropism
My mother's malapropism for Brooke van Velden 😃
Found it! “Dipstick Vanderbilt” 🤣🤣
July 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
My mother's malapropism for Brooke van Velden 😃
Dunno about you fellas but I'm whet for a malapropism
October 8, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Dunno about you fellas but I'm whet for a malapropism
This woman is incapable of tweeting without making some kind of malapropism
June 6, 2026 at 2:15 PM
This woman is incapable of tweeting without making some kind of malapropism
Today's XKCD, 3284, contains a HORRIBLE typo (or rather, a malapropism): "free reign" instead of "free rein"
xkcd.com/3284
xkcd.com/3284
Geology Building
xkcd.com
August 13, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Today's XKCD, 3284, contains a HORRIBLE typo (or rather, a malapropism): "free reign" instead of "free rein"
xkcd.com/3284
xkcd.com/3284
Can’t tell if this person intentionally did a malapropism or just completely flubbed it.
April 10, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Can’t tell if this person intentionally did a malapropism or just completely flubbed it.
A malapropism I very much enjoy using, to the point I now *can't* say the original, is "Well, we'll burn that bridge when we come to it".
March 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A malapropism I very much enjoy using, to the point I now *can't* say the original, is "Well, we'll burn that bridge when we come to it".
Recently learned this is called an eggcorn, a malapropism that more or less preserves the meaning
Not to be THAT dictionary, but…
It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
October 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Recently learned this is called an eggcorn, a malapropism that more or less preserves the meaning
They're right obviously, just charmed by the malapropism
February 9, 2026 at 11:10 PM
They're right obviously, just charmed by the malapropism
'Balling my eyes out' is such a funny malapropism.
December 19, 2024 at 12:33 PM
'Balling my eyes out' is such a funny malapropism.
today's youtuber malapropism: "cultural watermark"
August 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
today's youtuber malapropism: "cultural watermark"