Show us your tanks!
Tanks have always been my favorite things to build.
Tanks have always been my favorite things to build.
October 2, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Show us your tanks!
Tanks have always been my favorite things to build.
Tanks have always been my favorite things to build.
Warhammer 40K: The Malcador Heavy Tank
Warhammer 40K: The Malcador Heavy Tank
Today we look upon one the Astra Militarum’s most ancient and almost forgotten warmachines – the Malcador heavy tank. The Malcador is an ancient design still in use by the Imperial Guard. Thought to be older than the venerable Leman Russ, the Malcador is intended to fulfill the same Main Battle Tank role despite its […]
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September 29, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Warhammer 40K: The Malcador Heavy Tank
Fun Warhammer 40k Fact: The crimes that repeatedly drive Malcador the Sigillite's "confessor" Ael Wyntor to self harm are the five-thousand years worth of "My Little Pony: Equestria Girls" fan fiction that Mal keeps forcing him to edit.
September 25, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Fun Warhammer 40k Fact: The crimes that repeatedly drive Malcador the Sigillite's "confessor" Ael Wyntor to self harm are the five-thousand years worth of "My Little Pony: Equestria Girls" fan fiction that Mal keeps forcing him to edit.
headcannon. Malcador and trazyn are really into Eurobeat
September 23, 2026 at 12:10 PM
headcannon. Malcador and trazyn are really into Eurobeat
Trayzan has one.
(This is unconfirmed but as a writing trick of course he or Malcador would have had one)
(This is unconfirmed but as a writing trick of course he or Malcador would have had one)
September 23, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Trayzan has one.
(This is unconfirmed but as a writing trick of course he or Malcador would have had one)
(This is unconfirmed but as a writing trick of course he or Malcador would have had one)
I think he and Emps mostly have psychic sex (and Emps always makes Malcador bottom anyway) so yes but it doesn't matter
September 16, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I think he and Emps mostly have psychic sex (and Emps always makes Malcador bottom anyway) so yes but it doesn't matter
Would Malcador have erectile dysfunction
September 16, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Would Malcador have erectile dysfunction
Guys help the #warhammer40k got me doing silly memes ft. #malcador #emperorofmankind #malcemps
First is "Bride and the Ugly-Ass Groom," second is "Marc Anthony thinking meme"
First is "Bride and the Ugly-Ass Groom," second is "Marc Anthony thinking meme"
September 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Guys help the #warhammer40k got me doing silly memes ft. #malcador #emperorofmankind #malcemps
First is "Bride and the Ugly-Ass Groom," second is "Marc Anthony thinking meme"
First is "Bride and the Ugly-Ass Groom," second is "Marc Anthony thinking meme"
The Chamber at the End of Memory (Part of the Scions of the Emperor Anthology) - 2019
Malcador and Dorn discuss the lost primarchs and the memory block in place that stops Dorn from focusing on the specifics:
'My father allowed that?' Dorn's sword did not waver.
'He did not stop you.'
1/2
Malcador and Dorn discuss the lost primarchs and the memory block in place that stops Dorn from focusing on the specifics:
'My father allowed that?' Dorn's sword did not waver.
'He did not stop you.'
1/2
September 12, 2026 at 9:42 PM
The Chamber at the End of Memory (Part of the Scions of the Emperor Anthology) - 2019
Malcador and Dorn discuss the lost primarchs and the memory block in place that stops Dorn from focusing on the specifics:
'My father allowed that?' Dorn's sword did not waver.
'He did not stop you.'
1/2
Malcador and Dorn discuss the lost primarchs and the memory block in place that stops Dorn from focusing on the specifics:
'My father allowed that?' Dorn's sword did not waver.
'He did not stop you.'
1/2
Yessss I have long thought this (p sure i was obsessed w/ the more generic "what if one of the lost primarchs was a woman" b4 I even knew i was trans which uh There Were Signs).
Makes the other primarchs asking Malcador to block their memories of their lost siblings so much more tragic & spicy...
Makes the other primarchs asking Malcador to block their memories of their lost siblings so much more tragic & spicy...
September 12, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Yessss I have long thought this (p sure i was obsessed w/ the more generic "what if one of the lost primarchs was a woman" b4 I even knew i was trans which uh There Were Signs).
Makes the other primarchs asking Malcador to block their memories of their lost siblings so much more tragic & spicy...
Makes the other primarchs asking Malcador to block their memories of their lost siblings so much more tragic & spicy...
Big switch in Bequin 3, malcador escaped the HH and had been wearing a tux and serving cocktails while controlling the universe
September 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Big switch in Bequin 3, malcador escaped the HH and had been wearing a tux and serving cocktails while controlling the universe
Yesterday evening my necromunda Venators gang fought Spyrers.
It went better than expected in some ways (I took two out!) but there were *six* of them and they took eight of mine out, outright killing three…
It went better than expected in some ways (I took two out!) but there were *six* of them and they took eight of mine out, outright killing three…
September 11, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Yesterday evening my necromunda Venators gang fought Spyrers.
It went better than expected in some ways (I took two out!) but there were *six* of them and they took eight of mine out, outright killing three…
It went better than expected in some ways (I took two out!) but there were *six* of them and they took eight of mine out, outright killing three…
‘This is Malcador; he is old and he is tired.’ - The Emperor introducing his boyfriend to the hundreds of shamans that are sort of his parents
September 9, 2026 at 7:34 AM
‘This is Malcador; he is old and he is tired.’ - The Emperor introducing his boyfriend to the hundreds of shamans that are sort of his parents
He looks like his necessity for hot brewed herb infused water-based beverages resulted in the installation of cooking implements within the Malcador tanks
September 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
He looks like his necessity for hot brewed herb infused water-based beverages resulted in the installation of cooking implements within the Malcador tanks
Warhammer chat, what is this supposed to be a proxy for? I got it because it has eleventy billion spare turrets I can use on other things but I would also like to use it on the tabletop.
Malcador Heavy?
Malcador Heavy?
September 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Warhammer chat, what is this supposed to be a proxy for? I got it because it has eleventy billion spare turrets I can use on other things but I would also like to use it on the tabletop.
Malcador Heavy?
Malcador Heavy?
THE BURIED DAGGER - JAMES SWALLOW
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now was not the time for mortarion's origin story. mortarion also sucks as a manager and leader of men. also disliked the about-face characterization of malcador in this book as more evil and manipulative; pick a lane and stick with it.
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now was not the time for mortarion's origin story. mortarion also sucks as a manager and leader of men. also disliked the about-face characterization of malcador in this book as more evil and manipulative; pick a lane and stick with it.
August 31, 2026 at 8:56 PM
THE BURIED DAGGER - JAMES SWALLOW
⭐️⭐️⭐️
now was not the time for mortarion's origin story. mortarion also sucks as a manager and leader of men. also disliked the about-face characterization of malcador in this book as more evil and manipulative; pick a lane and stick with it.
⭐️⭐️⭐️
now was not the time for mortarion's origin story. mortarion also sucks as a manager and leader of men. also disliked the about-face characterization of malcador in this book as more evil and manipulative; pick a lane and stick with it.
Malcador the Sigilite has the Mona Lisa on his wall, but it would be better if he had one of those singing Big Mouth Billy Basses.
August 27, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Malcador the Sigilite has the Mona Lisa on his wall, but it would be better if he had one of those singing Big Mouth Billy Basses.
Specifically, we need a song about that eldar clone that gets resurrected over and over again by Malcador and then keeps killing himself because Malcador uses it to trauma-dump and the stuff he tells him is so fucked up.
August 27, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Specifically, we need a song about that eldar clone that gets resurrected over and over again by Malcador and then keeps killing himself because Malcador uses it to trauma-dump and the stuff he tells him is so fucked up.
Not a Primarch but still a very important character to the emperor of mankind (and possible lover). Malcador the Sigilite, I have been wanting to design the Sigilite for some time now. An I like how he came out.
August 26, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Not a Primarch but still a very important character to the emperor of mankind (and possible lover). Malcador the Sigilite, I have been wanting to design the Sigilite for some time now. An I like how he came out.
“The room where it happens” is sung by every primarch, lamenting that it’s always only the emperor and Malcador
August 24, 2026 at 7:30 AM
“The room where it happens” is sung by every primarch, lamenting that it’s always only the emperor and Malcador
malcador: and these melniboneans, they're cursed to be weak and sickly
emperor:
malcador: and the third legion is suffering this blight
emperor:
malcador: is there anything else you would like to tell me about these books
emperor: ... so, the eight pointed star,
emperor:
malcador: and the third legion is suffering this blight
emperor:
malcador: is there anything else you would like to tell me about these books
emperor: ... so, the eight pointed star,
August 18, 2026 at 2:58 PM
malcador: and these melniboneans, they're cursed to be weak and sickly
emperor:
malcador: and the third legion is suffering this blight
emperor:
malcador: is there anything else you would like to tell me about these books
emperor: ... so, the eight pointed star,
emperor:
malcador: and the third legion is suffering this blight
emperor:
malcador: is there anything else you would like to tell me about these books
emperor: ... so, the eight pointed star,
Malcador was correct for demanding the Emperor force femenized the Primarchs
August 16, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Malcador was correct for demanding the Emperor force femenized the Primarchs
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August 14, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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Ouch. Gonna take a while to get all I still need.
August 7, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Ouch. Gonna take a while to get all I still need.