A malfunctioning toaster even. We would occasionally get toast.
September 27, 2026 at 12:45 PM
A malfunctioning toaster even. We would occasionally get toast.
Hey at least it's malfunctioning in a funny way.
January 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Hey at least it's malfunctioning in a funny way.
Malfunctioning lilith blimp
July 3, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Malfunctioning lilith blimp
Tricia McLaughlin starts malfunctioning on Fox
July 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Tricia McLaughlin starts malfunctioning on Fox
I think it's malfunctioning!!!
January 6, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I think it's malfunctioning!!!
This Deer Hunting USA board might be malfunctioning...̸̴̶̡͈͔͚͎̌̐ͧ̎͌ͬ.̯ͪ_̸̴̧̟̝͔̰̱̇_̼̤̩͍̪̦̟̺̝̙͔̠̮̆ͬ̆̆́͋̆̔͐ͧ.̵͙͔͊ 🦌
December 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This Deer Hunting USA board might be malfunctioning...̸̴̶̡͈͔͚͎̌̐ͧ̎͌ͬ.̯ͪ_̸̴̧̟̝͔̰̱̇_̼̤̩͍̪̦̟̺̝̙͔̠̮̆ͬ̆̆́͋̆̔͐ͧ.̵͙͔͊ 🦌
![Someone: *giving me verbal instructions*
My brain:
[big bird looking like he is malfunctioning]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreibfvbapx5bbt7nzogicxsygenwbdikskxtmdjhscvn6uhehjzq2ea)
Is this post incoherent or is my brain malfunctioning?
-my Bluesky memoir
-my Bluesky memoir
September 27, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Is this post incoherent or is my brain malfunctioning?
-my Bluesky memoir
-my Bluesky memoir
Flint's Bulk Up TM is malfunctioning, wonder what will happen
April 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Flint's Bulk Up TM is malfunctioning, wonder what will happen
malfunctioning mind
October 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
malfunctioning mind
He is more concerned about a malfunctioning escalator than upholding, honoring and protecting our Constitutional freedoms.
Let that sink in.
👎🏼
Let that sink in.
👎🏼
September 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
He is more concerned about a malfunctioning escalator than upholding, honoring and protecting our Constitutional freedoms.
Let that sink in.
👎🏼
Let that sink in.
👎🏼
Malfunctioning escalators are a form of leftist political violence.
September 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Malfunctioning escalators are a form of leftist political violence.
It'll be like Westworld except all of the robots will begin malfunctioning on opening day
Eric Trump on his $24 million Pentagon contract for robots: "It's gonna change industry, military application, hospitality. The uses are unlimited and I think it's a very beautiful thing, but we must win that race."
April 23, 2026 at 3:48 PM
It'll be like Westworld except all of the robots will begin malfunctioning on opening day
Super Nintendo World Ride Operator Blows Into Malfunctioning Roller Coaster
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Super Nintendo World Ride Operator Blows Into Malfunctioning Roller Coaster
ORLANDO — Early setbacks at Universal Orlando’s new Super Nintendo World have been smoothed out by experienced ride operators simply blowing into the malfunctioning attraction,…
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April 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Super Nintendo World Ride Operator Blows Into Malfunctioning Roller Coaster
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The dude types like a malfunctioning airhorn at a Monster Truck rally. Jeez.
October 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The dude types like a malfunctioning airhorn at a Monster Truck rally. Jeez.
Sketch Stream Commission for @mekkirob.bsky.social ft @bigbadbrett.bsky.social
Typical, you're on an important business call and the elevator seems to be malfunctioning again!
Typical, you're on an important business call and the elevator seems to be malfunctioning again!
August 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Sketch Stream Commission for @mekkirob.bsky.social ft @bigbadbrett.bsky.social
Typical, you're on an important business call and the elevator seems to be malfunctioning again!
Typical, you're on an important business call and the elevator seems to be malfunctioning again!
Sometimes when I turn on my computer, my 144hz monitor has decided to set itself at 30hz and it feels like my eyes are malfunctioning
December 7, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Sometimes when I turn on my computer, my 144hz monitor has decided to set itself at 30hz and it feels like my eyes are malfunctioning
We live in a malfunctioning simulation
December 9, 2024 at 7:05 PM
We live in a malfunctioning simulation
Malfunctioning Wardrobe ⚠️
Comm for the lovely @scidragon.bsky.social 💖
Comm for the lovely @scidragon.bsky.social 💖
September 7, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Malfunctioning Wardrobe ⚠️
Comm for the lovely @scidragon.bsky.social 💖
Comm for the lovely @scidragon.bsky.social 💖
What are robots for if not for malfunctioning?
June 6, 2026 at 8:20 AM
What are robots for if not for malfunctioning?
A sketch of Wendy dealing with a malfunctioning magic wand.
May 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
A sketch of Wendy dealing with a malfunctioning magic wand.
People are rushing to blame the cybertruck for malfunctioning and exploding when it could just as easily have been that the driver was participating in clinical trials for neuralink
January 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
People are rushing to blame the cybertruck for malfunctioning and exploding when it could just as easily have been that the driver was participating in clinical trials for neuralink
Touching grass is not enough, I need oil depots detonating and strategic bombers malfunctioning above the red square
April 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Touching grass is not enough, I need oil depots detonating and strategic bombers malfunctioning above the red square