#manflu
Nee nee, manflu is licht griepje oid dat wij mannen flink overdrijven.

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November 2, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Manflu medicine
October 30, 2026 at 5:35 PM
If it’s as long as my manflu is hanging around we won’t see Smudge until next season 🫩
November 3, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Beterschap! Kan het de manflu zijn?
November 2, 2026 at 12:05 PM
I could not sleep last night; fretting about the manflu the USA might have either way these elections went - the rest of the world sneezing .

I am so pleased with the results but so nervous watching angry, evil people being goaded in Dem jubilance.
November 4, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Vlielandse Manflu is berucht
November 1, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Manflu has beaten me. Tonight’s gig tickets have been sold!

Bell bottomed tear 😢
October 29, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Toch manflu dus? Balen man, sterkte ❤️‍🩹
November 2, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Thanks ManFlu, some sympathy would be lovely 😂
November 1, 2026 at 1:43 PM
…I hasten to add, after a remarkable comeback from the weekend’s manflu - I still can cough up on a lung occasionally 😷
October 29, 2026 at 11:37 PM
🛋️ The sofa is calling. The ManFlu Survival Guide has your back: https://manflu.app/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=bot-reply Take care of yourself. 💪
Man Flu Survival Guide: How to Look After Him
The man flu survival guide for the carer: symptoms, care, a kit list and a ManFluRisk forecast for your town. Satire, with the sensible bits flagged.
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October 31, 2026 at 6:10 PM
😮‍💨 Breathing through your mouth is still breathing. Well done you. #manflu
October 25, 2026 at 11:15 PM
🌡️ “What if he won't stop coughing”

Ah, the legendary persistent cough. Somewhere, a grown man is wrapped in three blankets, holding a tissue like it owes him money, and announcing that this…

https://manflu.app/for-men/q/what-if-he-wont-stop-coughing/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=answer
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What if he won’t stop coughing
A persistent cough is usually just a stubborn virus that needs time to clear, and most colds and flus get better within a week or two. Rest, fluids, and ho…
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October 30, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I have been deadly sick (Manflu) this weekend, but the whole #Klein11 has kept my mood up. Thank you #HasanPiker and #H3Snarkers for making this possible. Because it can not be Ethan's fault. Nothing never is.

#H3, #EthanKlein #HilaKlein
October 26, 2026 at 12:19 PM
There is no such thing as a 'man cold' it is referred to as 'manflu', and real flu is 'I'm dyin' here'.
October 27, 2026 at 2:28 AM
🛋️ The sofa is calling. The ManFlu Survival Guide has your back: https://manflu.app/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=bot-reply Take care of yourself. 💪
Man Flu Survival Guide: How to Look After Him
The man flu survival guide for the carer: symptoms, care, a kit list and a ManFluRisk forecast for your town. Satire, with the sensible bits flagged.
manflu.app
October 27, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Works for the dreaded ‘ManFlu’ 😂
October 23, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Manflu?
October 23, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Er heerst een Manflu Des Doods.
October 22, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I’m still disappointed that I was booked into a corporate junket to Japan but came down with the flu — the actual flu not manflu — and had to pass it on.
October 25, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Klinkt als de manflu
October 21, 2026 at 8:45 PM
En dit is slechts nog maar fase 1 van manflu 😌
October 20, 2026 at 12:37 PM
😷 “Whqt happebs if he sneezezs i. My face”

Ah, the classic man flu sneeze: a single droplet of tragedy launched across the room with the precision of a medieval siege engine. Somehow…

https://manflu.app/for-men/q/whqt-happebs-if-he-sneezezs-i-my-face/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=answer
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Whqt happebs if he sneezezs i. My face
A sneeze at close range can spread cold and flu viruses, so the sensible move is to wash your face and skip touching it for a while. If you notice a fever,…
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October 24, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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October 21, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Manflu, eh?

I wish you a speedy recovery. 😎
October 20, 2026 at 6:31 PM