Time for the Manischewitz Fruit Slices to step up!!
September 24, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Time for the Manischewitz Fruit Slices to step up!!
manischewitz going hard for ronald reagan
April 6, 2026 at 11:02 PM
manischewitz going hard for ronald reagan
aka Manischewitz
May 27, 2026 at 12:08 AM
aka Manischewitz
🎶 Now I’ve heard that there’s a secret plant
We Jews can use when we decant
Some Manischewitz or some Smirnoff Blue, yeah. 🎶
We Jews can use when we decant
Some Manischewitz or some Smirnoff Blue, yeah. 🎶
Today I learned about an antisemitic belief which I had never encountered before!
Supposedly, Jews have a secret “hairy vegetable” which (depending upon who you ask) either allows drinking without drunkenness, or allows drunkenness but prevents alcoholism!
Supposedly, Jews have a secret “hairy vegetable” which (depending upon who you ask) either allows drinking without drunkenness, or allows drunkenness but prevents alcoholism!
a passage from "Beliefs, Behaviors, & Alcoholic Beverages: A Cross-cultural Survey" by Mac Marshall, about the Ukrainian folk hero Deathless Golovan
June 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
🎶 Now I’ve heard that there’s a secret plant
We Jews can use when we decant
Some Manischewitz or some Smirnoff Blue, yeah. 🎶
We Jews can use when we decant
Some Manischewitz or some Smirnoff Blue, yeah. 🎶
Chag Sameach Sky fam! We must all get free!
April 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Chag Sameach Sky fam! We must all get free!
My starter pack: me, 6 raccoons, a bottle of Manischewitz & King of Queens Box Set
November 18, 2024 at 3:24 PM
My starter pack: me, 6 raccoons, a bottle of Manischewitz & King of Queens Box Set
BYU starting QB Jake Retzlaff has signed an NIL deal with Manischewitz.
December 6, 2024 at 1:15 AM
BYU starting QB Jake Retzlaff has signed an NIL deal with Manischewitz.
They’re coming for Manischewitz next, aren’t they
RFK Jr: Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol.
Trump: There's a tremendous amount of of proof or evidence. I would say as a non-doctor, but I've studied this a long time
Trump: There's a tremendous amount of of proof or evidence. I would say as a non-doctor, but I've studied this a long time
October 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
They’re coming for Manischewitz next, aren’t they
Manischewitz Blackberry, gin, and seltzer goes extremely hard.
I agree we need American Jewish institutions dedicated fully to the needs of American Jews: coming up with new Manischewitz based cocktails. I think we're close to cracking it and finding a hit
American Jewish institutions should represent the opinions and interests of American Jews—broadly complicated feelings about Israel but by no means the top priority for the vast majority of us—not the interests of a handful of brain-poisoned Boomer donors.
March 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Manischewitz Blackberry, gin, and seltzer goes extremely hard.
Tariffs on Matzah, call that a flat tax
April 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Tariffs on Matzah, call that a flat tax
For the record, the only reason to be mad at Jews is Manischewitz wine, which still strikes me as a Jewish Conspiracy to reduce alcoholism.
September 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
For the record, the only reason to be mad at Jews is Manischewitz wine, which still strikes me as a Jewish Conspiracy to reduce alcoholism.
*dipping finger rapid-fire into my manischewitz*
LIGHTNING
HAIL
LOCUSTS
LIGHTNING
HAIL
LOCUSTS
While we bask in the glow of last night, we also must briefly pivot to hoping for torrential downpours with lightening and hail over the White House lawn today.
June 14, 2026 at 1:22 PM
*dipping finger rapid-fire into my manischewitz*
LIGHTNING
HAIL
LOCUSTS
LIGHTNING
HAIL
LOCUSTS
dropping to my knees in despair at Manischewitz getting the upscale millennial shop branding
March 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
dropping to my knees in despair at Manischewitz getting the upscale millennial shop branding
Manischewitz Destiny
September 25, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Manischewitz Destiny
Sometimes we like things BECAUSE they’re worse.
Case in point: Manischewitz
Case in point: Manischewitz
i love the handful of people responding to this to say that Dunks is bad coffee
i don't think they understand that New Englanders' affection for Dunks is only incidentally related to the quality of their products
i don't think they understand that New Englanders' affection for Dunks is only incidentally related to the quality of their products
This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."
March 4, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Sometimes we like things BECAUSE they’re worse.
Case in point: Manischewitz
Case in point: Manischewitz
Sorry boss, I don't go anywhere without my Manischewitz jug, fr
September 25, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Sorry boss, I don't go anywhere without my Manischewitz jug, fr
Evangelical Christinity: There are only two genders.
Judaism: Hold my Manischewitz.
www.myjewishlearning.com/article/the-...
Judaism: Hold my Manischewitz.
www.myjewishlearning.com/article/the-...
January 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Evangelical Christinity: There are only two genders.
Judaism: Hold my Manischewitz.
www.myjewishlearning.com/article/the-...
Judaism: Hold my Manischewitz.
www.myjewishlearning.com/article/the-...
my methodist grandmother regularly drank manischewitz
July 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
my methodist grandmother regularly drank manischewitz
Well that won’t work
April 1, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Well that won’t work
YOU GOT YOUR MANISCHEWITZ IN MY KAHLUA
YOU GOT YOUR KAHLUA IN MY MANISCHEWITZ
YOU GOT YOUR KAHLUA IN MY MANISCHEWITZ
August 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
YOU GOT YOUR MANISCHEWITZ IN MY KAHLUA
YOU GOT YOUR KAHLUA IN MY MANISCHEWITZ
YOU GOT YOUR KAHLUA IN MY MANISCHEWITZ
Also this wine tastes like Manischewitz
September 22, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Also this wine tastes like Manischewitz
Forty-something years on this earth and I’ve just seen a Manischewitz advertisement for the first time
April 18, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Forty-something years on this earth and I’ve just seen a Manischewitz advertisement for the first time