Nicely put @marinahyde on data protection in 2025.
“For us little people, the choice seems to be between being data-jacked and screwed over by the undemocratic Chinese, or being data-jacked and screwed over by the post-democratic tech bros. Once again, it’s the old syphilis or Ebola menu choice.”
“For us little people, the choice seems to be between being data-jacked and screwed over by the undemocratic Chinese, or being data-jacked and screwed over by the post-democratic tech bros. Once again, it’s the old syphilis or Ebola menu choice.”
February 1, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Nicely put @marinahyde on data protection in 2025.
“For us little people, the choice seems to be between being data-jacked and screwed over by the undemocratic Chinese, or being data-jacked and screwed over by the post-democratic tech bros. Once again, it’s the old syphilis or Ebola menu choice.”
“For us little people, the choice seems to be between being data-jacked and screwed over by the undemocratic Chinese, or being data-jacked and screwed over by the post-democratic tech bros. Once again, it’s the old syphilis or Ebola menu choice.”
@marinahyde said he has a squawking rosebud anus (mouth) and I can’t unsee it
March 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
@marinahyde said he has a squawking rosebud anus (mouth) and I can’t unsee it
Was the Jason Arday horror show not enough of a racist tragedy for the media that they have to continue with Meghan & Harry? Just stop this pathetic desperate need for clickbait from the mindless @theguardian.com #MarinaHyde
August 22, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Was the Jason Arday horror show not enough of a racist tragedy for the media that they have to continue with Meghan & Harry? Just stop this pathetic desperate need for clickbait from the mindless @theguardian.com #MarinaHyde
May 3, 2024 at 5:28 PM
I read this five times over for the sheer joy of the famous #MarinaHyde sentence construction and the heavenly burns she delivers.
@theguardian.com ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻
#ReformUK
#Jenkyns
#Farage
@theguardian.com ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻
#ReformUK
#Jenkyns
#Farage
May 4, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I read this five times over for the sheer joy of the famous #MarinaHyde sentence construction and the heavenly burns she delivers.
@theguardian.com ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻
#ReformUK
#Jenkyns
#Farage
@theguardian.com ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻
#ReformUK
#Jenkyns
#Farage
I couldn't put it better. Who could when its MarinaHyde?
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To anyone who thinks Trump can bring peace and equality to Iran – I’ve got a bridge to sell you. Going cheap | Marina Hyde
If POTUS can really bomb peace, stability and women’s rights into the Middle East, I’ll take my hat off to him. Judging by his role in Gaza, I won’t hold my breath, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
www.theguardian.com
March 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I couldn't put it better. Who could when its MarinaHyde?
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@greenelects.world "the people don't want to hear the lefty nonsense Zack is saying"
Yes we do, and fuck you Punditry!
Go back to your castles!
#ukpol #ukpolitics #ZackPolanski #punditry #MarinaHyde #gpew #greens #greenparty
Yes we do, and fuck you Punditry!
Go back to your castles!
#ukpol #ukpolitics #ZackPolanski #punditry #MarinaHyde #gpew #greens #greenparty
December 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
@greenelects.world "the people don't want to hear the lefty nonsense Zack is saying"
Yes we do, and fuck you Punditry!
Go back to your castles!
#ukpol #ukpolitics #ZackPolanski #punditry #MarinaHyde #gpew #greens #greenparty
Yes we do, and fuck you Punditry!
Go back to your castles!
#ukpol #ukpolitics #ZackPolanski #punditry #MarinaHyde #gpew #greens #greenparty
Om du gillar spirituella elakheter om brittisk inrikespolitik kan jag varmt rekommendera genrens okrönta häxmästarinna Marina Hyde …https://www.theguardian.com/profile/marinahyde
Marina Hyde | The Guardian
Marina Hyde is a Guardian columnist. Twitter @MarinaHyde
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January 31, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Om du gillar spirituella elakheter om brittisk inrikespolitik kan jag varmt rekommendera genrens okrönta häxmästarinna Marina Hyde …https://www.theguardian.com/profile/marinahyde
Yet another classic #MarinaHyde column. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Where are the brave inciters of Britain’s race riots? From Tommy to Elon, they’re far, far away | Marina Hyde
Thugs may be rampaging in the streets, but their leaders-from-behind are more likely to be found sipping cocktails by the pool, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
www.theguardian.com
August 6, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Yet another classic #MarinaHyde column. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
‘to soften the unwanted blow of having been taken over by Argentina. After all, what else do people want in life, except for money?’ By #MarinaHyde
March 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
‘to soften the unwanted blow of having been taken over by Argentina. After all, what else do people want in life, except for money?’ By #MarinaHyde
I get sick of seeing posts saying "The grown ups are in charge now".
@MarinaHyde is right here when she says of British politics at the moment:
"There are no adults in the room: there’s barely a room."
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@MarinaHyde is right here when she says of British politics at the moment:
"There are no adults in the room: there’s barely a room."
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
There are no adults in the room: there’s barely a room. This is politics at warp speed, and we know who’s benefiting | Marina Hyde
Fiscal crisis, corruption claims, shenanigans and legal threats. This feels like the week old-style politics sat on a grenade, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
www.theguardian.com
January 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I get sick of seeing posts saying "The grown ups are in charge now".
@MarinaHyde is right here when she says of British politics at the moment:
"There are no adults in the room: there’s barely a room."
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
@MarinaHyde is right here when she says of British politics at the moment:
"There are no adults in the room: there’s barely a room."
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
We need @MarinaHyde to make the BlueSky leap of faith.
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www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Elon Musk and a mass petition want a new UK election. Shall we do that – or just stick to democracy? | Marina Hyde
I know many are aggrieved with Starmer and co, but scrapping a government for Elon and a Shropshire publican seems like a stretch, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2024 at 7:06 PM
We need @MarinaHyde to make the BlueSky leap of faith.
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I know everything is awful but at least I get to live in a time where #MarinaHyde is writing
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April 1, 2026 at 7:17 AM
I know everything is awful but at least I get to live in a time where #MarinaHyde is writing
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Oh, #MarinaHyde, you've done it again. 🤣 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Elon Musk and a mass petition want a new UK election. Shall we do that – or just stick to democracy? | Marina Hyde
I know many are aggrieved with Starmer and co, but scrapping a government for Elon and a Shropshire publican seems like a stretch, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Oh, #MarinaHyde, you've done it again. 🤣 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Mind blown. Just learned something extraordinary from @restisents @MarinaHyde & @richardosman: Netflix thumbnail episode summaries are tailored to the individual viewer. AI generated, adapted to personal viewing preferences. So you will literally see a different summary to me. 😯
September 15, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Mind blown. Just learned something extraordinary from @restisents @MarinaHyde & @richardosman: Netflix thumbnail episode summaries are tailored to the individual viewer. AI generated, adapted to personal viewing preferences. So you will literally see a different summary to me. 😯
I’m thinking of adopting #JATPOS (Just Another Transphobic Piece of Sh*t) for GCs in general, and those that out themselves as bigots. E.g. ‘I see #MarinaHyde has just joined the JATPOS’
September 8, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I’m thinking of adopting #JATPOS (Just Another Transphobic Piece of Sh*t) for GCs in general, and those that out themselves as bigots. E.g. ‘I see #MarinaHyde has just joined the JATPOS’
Thanks for the follow @deanmorrison.bsky.social and following you right back. And thanks for sharing this by the Incomparable #MarinaHyde - one of her best ever!
There are 1,000 grotesque memes of JD Vance – and they’re all more likable than the real thing | Marina Hyde
There are 1,000 grotesque memes of JD Vance – and they’re all more likable than the real thing | Marina Hyde
Angry, rude and addicted to web troll-ery, the vice-president has the Make America Awful Again portfolio. Seems a perfect fit, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
www.theguardian.com
March 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Thanks for the follow @deanmorrison.bsky.social and following you right back. And thanks for sharing this by the Incomparable #MarinaHyde - one of her best ever!
This, by #MarinaHyde is chock-full of hilarious observations.
#Starmer promised “to restore service & respect to politics, end the era of noisy performance, tread more lightly on your lives”. Yet his government has trodden on people like the Serengeti wildebeest migration ... stampeding over a squashed Britain for 19 months.
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It’s nothing short of TV gold: mix horror with wild comedy and call it Starmer’s last stand | Marina Hyde
The only reason we might not get our seventh prime minister in 10 years is that no one can find one, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:02 PM
This, by #MarinaHyde is chock-full of hilarious observations.
‘The reality is this lot are total and utter chancers and you can smell it off them unless you’re unwisely holding your nose and toying with giving them a go.’ By the great MarinaHyde
[Just don’t.]
[Just don’t.]
March 21, 2026 at 1:39 PM
‘The reality is this lot are total and utter chancers and you can smell it off them unless you’re unwisely holding your nose and toying with giving them a go.’ By the great MarinaHyde
[Just don’t.]
[Just don’t.]
AI AI AI! #MarinaHyde on fire www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
February 1, 2025 at 6:32 AM
AI AI AI! #MarinaHyde on fire www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Cracking talk by @johncrace.bsky.social @pippacrerar.bsky.social and #MarinaHyde earlier. Some interesting insights into the UK political year. Hopefully we'll catch up in 2025 🤞🤞🤞
December 4, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Cracking talk by @johncrace.bsky.social @pippacrerar.bsky.social and #MarinaHyde earlier. Some interesting insights into the UK political year. Hopefully we'll catch up in 2025 🤞🤞🤞
We just found the Star Wars Holiday Special from 19788 on YouTube! (Thanks to @richardosman & @MarinaHyde @restisents ) Complete with Chewbacca's family - Itchy & Lumpy. And Princess Leia singing a Special carol. OH is a massive Star Wars fan & can't believe he's never seen it.
December 31, 2023 at 9:47 PM
We just found the Star Wars Holiday Special from 19788 on YouTube! (Thanks to @richardosman & @MarinaHyde @restisents ) Complete with Chewbacca's family - Itchy & Lumpy. And Princess Leia singing a Special carol. OH is a massive Star Wars fan & can't believe he's never seen it.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre... What #girls have to think about the whole time - as every #woman knows. It might have burned the Graham Norton show down, but it’s too ‘boring’ to incinerate #Trump’s presidential bid.
By the ever brilliant MarinaHyde.
By the ever brilliant MarinaHyde.
I don’t expect stone-cold truths from a chatshow, but Saoirse Ronan delivered one | Marina Hyde
The men on Graham Norton’s sofa found self-defence a hoot. I’m sure most women have found ourselves in that conversation, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
www.theguardian.com
October 29, 2024 at 8:31 PM
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre... What #girls have to think about the whole time - as every #woman knows. It might have burned the Graham Norton show down, but it’s too ‘boring’ to incinerate #Trump’s presidential bid.
By the ever brilliant MarinaHyde.
By the ever brilliant MarinaHyde.