🎼 34 states still #marryChildren
Stamp the licence call it #Law
No law degree required by #Constitution
For the federal bench at all
…
45 states elect #prosecutors
46 elect the #sheriff
In most states a #coroner need not be a #doctor
To investigate how you perished 🎶

Or this one…
34 states still #marryChildren
Stamp the licence call it #Law
No law degree required by #Constitution
For the federal bench at all
…
45 states elect #prosecutors
46 elect the #sheriff
In most states a #coroner need not be a doctor
To investigate how you perished 🎶

pretty sure *at least one of mine* was a fucking banger…

🎼34 states still #marryChildren
Stamp the licence call it #Law
No law degree required by #Constitution
for the #federalbench at all
🎶
In most states a #coroner need not be a doctor
to investigate how you perished🎶

#AlibiCabaret
🎼34 states still #marryChildren
Stamp the licence call it #Law
No law degree required by #Constitution
For the #FederalBench at all 🎶
45 states elect #prosecutors
46 elect the #sheriff
In most states a #coroner need not be a #doctor
To investigate how you perished
Who set the #Bar?🎶

Ok, I think this is probably the worst offender of eyebrow-raising programmer jargon I've seen so far.