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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
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February 8, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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#NewMovieTuesday #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou Starring: #RoseByrne #ConanOBrien #DanielleMacdonald #DelaneyQuinn #ChristianSlater #ASAPRocky #IvyWolk #MaryBronstein #JoshPais Directed By: #MaryBronstein #BluRay #BlindBuy #MovieNerd #MovieCollection #BluRayCollection #MovieBuff #FilmSky
May 19, 2026 at 1:18 AM
FILM NUMBER #14
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
directed by Mary Bronstein, written by Mary Bronstein
Review: boxd.it/d7yIuz
#IfIHadLegsIdKickYou #RoseByrne #MaryBronstein #FilmSky
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
directed by Mary Bronstein, written by Mary Bronstein
Review: boxd.it/d7yIuz
#IfIHadLegsIdKickYou #RoseByrne #MaryBronstein #FilmSky
February 14, 2026 at 7:52 AM
FILM NUMBER #14
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
directed by Mary Bronstein, written by Mary Bronstein
Review: boxd.it/d7yIuz
#IfIHadLegsIdKickYou #RoseByrne #MaryBronstein #FilmSky
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
directed by Mary Bronstein, written by Mary Bronstein
Review: boxd.it/d7yIuz
#IfIHadLegsIdKickYou #RoseByrne #MaryBronstein #FilmSky
O longa acompanha Linda, que - com sua vida desmoronando ao seu redor - tenta lidar com a misteriosa doença da filha, o marido ausente, uma pessoa desaparecida e um relacionamento cada vez mais hostil com sua terapeuta.🎥
#ifihadlegsidkickyou #marybronstein #rosebyrne #telecine #globoplay
#ifihadlegsidkickyou #marybronstein #rosebyrne #telecine #globoplay
March 3, 2026 at 5:33 PM
O longa acompanha Linda, que - com sua vida desmoronando ao seu redor - tenta lidar com a misteriosa doença da filha, o marido ausente, uma pessoa desaparecida e um relacionamento cada vez mais hostil com sua terapeuta.🎥
#ifihadlegsidkickyou #marybronstein #rosebyrne #telecine #globoplay
#ifihadlegsidkickyou #marybronstein #rosebyrne #telecine #globoplay
A cinematic panic attack showing the harsh realities of motherhood that gives the film a constant sense of apprehensive escalation, #IfIHadLegsI'dKickYou is a blistering social horror film elevated by claustrophobic direction from #MaryBronstein and #RoseByrne's best performance to date. #filmsky
October 31, 2025 at 2:14 PM
A cinematic panic attack showing the harsh realities of motherhood that gives the film a constant sense of apprehensive escalation, #IfIHadLegsI'dKickYou is a blistering social horror film elevated by claustrophobic direction from #MaryBronstein and #RoseByrne's best performance to date. #filmsky
Review: If I Had Legs I’d Kick You – “confident and balanced.” Read it here bit.ly/4gSkV40 by @filmhill.bsky.social
#IfIHadLegsIdKickYou #film #RoseByrne #ConanOBrien #ASAPRocky #MaryBronstein
#IfIHadLegsIdKickYou #film #RoseByrne #ConanOBrien #ASAPRocky #MaryBronstein
October 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Review: If I Had Legs I’d Kick You – “confident and balanced.” Read it here bit.ly/4gSkV40 by @filmhill.bsky.social
#IfIHadLegsIdKickYou #film #RoseByrne #ConanOBrien #ASAPRocky #MaryBronstein
#IfIHadLegsIdKickYou #film #RoseByrne #ConanOBrien #ASAPRocky #MaryBronstein
O filme segue Linda, que - com a vida desmoronando ao seu redor - tenta lidar com a doença misteriosa do filho, o marido ausente, uma pessoa desaparecida e um relacionamento cada vez mais hostil com seu terapeuta.🔥🎥
#ifihadlegsidkickyou #marybronstein #rosebyrne #conanobrien #asaprocky #a24
#ifihadlegsidkickyou #marybronstein #rosebyrne #conanobrien #asaprocky #a24
August 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
O filme segue Linda, que - com a vida desmoronando ao seu redor - tenta lidar com a doença misteriosa do filho, o marido ausente, uma pessoa desaparecida e um relacionamento cada vez mais hostil com seu terapeuta.🔥🎥
#ifihadlegsidkickyou #marybronstein #rosebyrne #conanobrien #asaprocky #a24
#ifihadlegsidkickyou #marybronstein #rosebyrne #conanobrien #asaprocky #a24
Director #MaryBronstein with actress #RoseByrne at the premiere of #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou at 2025 Berlin International Film Festival
#Berlinale 2025
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February 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Director #MaryBronstein with actress #RoseByrne at the premiere of #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou at 2025 Berlin International Film Festival
#Berlinale 2025
📸 Alexander Janetzko / Berlinale 2025
#Berlinale 2025
📸 Alexander Janetzko / Berlinale 2025
and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Revealed via #SecondSight social media post.
#BluRay #PhysicalMedia #BluRays #BoutiqueBluRay #CultMovies #DiscConnected #SecondSightFilms #MaryBronstein #RoseByrne #ConanOBrien #ASAPRocky #ChristianSlater
Revealed via #SecondSight social media post.
#BluRay #PhysicalMedia #BluRays #BoutiqueBluRay #CultMovies #DiscConnected #SecondSightFilms #MaryBronstein #RoseByrne #ConanOBrien #ASAPRocky #ChristianSlater
May 11, 2026 at 4:24 PM
and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Revealed via #SecondSight social media post.
#BluRay #PhysicalMedia #BluRays #BoutiqueBluRay #CultMovies #DiscConnected #SecondSightFilms #MaryBronstein #RoseByrne #ConanOBrien #ASAPRocky #ChristianSlater
Revealed via #SecondSight social media post.
#BluRay #PhysicalMedia #BluRays #BoutiqueBluRay #CultMovies #DiscConnected #SecondSightFilms #MaryBronstein #RoseByrne #ConanOBrien #ASAPRocky #ChristianSlater
TIFF 2025 Review: If I Had Legs I’d Kick You – “confident and balanced.” Read it here bit.ly/4gSkV40 by @filmhill.bsky.social
#IfIHadLegsIdKickYou #film #RoseByrne #ConanOBrien #ASAPRocky #MaryBronstein #TIFF #TIFF50
#IfIHadLegsIdKickYou #film #RoseByrne #ConanOBrien #ASAPRocky #MaryBronstein #TIFF #TIFF50
October 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
TIFF 2025 Review: If I Had Legs I’d Kick You – “confident and balanced.” Read it here bit.ly/4gSkV40 by @filmhill.bsky.social
#IfIHadLegsIdKickYou #film #RoseByrne #ConanOBrien #ASAPRocky #MaryBronstein #TIFF #TIFF50
#IfIHadLegsIdKickYou #film #RoseByrne #ConanOBrien #ASAPRocky #MaryBronstein #TIFF #TIFF50
On Friday, 10/10/25, went to a screening for #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou @brattletheatre.bsky.social thanks to @iffboston.bsky.social #FallFocus! #RoseByrne #MaryBronstein #DelaneyQuinn #ASAPRocky #ConanOBrien #DanielleMacdonald #HelenHong #IvyWolk #ChristianSlater #marriedsinglemom #therapy #A24 #NY
October 15, 2025 at 10:08 AM
On Friday, 10/10/25, went to a screening for #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou @brattletheatre.bsky.social thanks to @iffboston.bsky.social #FallFocus! #RoseByrne #MaryBronstein #DelaneyQuinn #ASAPRocky #ConanOBrien #DanielleMacdonald #HelenHong #IvyWolk #ChristianSlater #marriedsinglemom #therapy #A24 #NY
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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#IfIHadLegsIdKickYou
#RoseByrne
#ConanOBrien
#MaryBronstein
#VvsFilms
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#IfIHadLegsIdKickYou
#RoseByrne
#ConanOBrien
#MaryBronstein
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November 12, 2025 at 5:40 AM
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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#IfIHadLegsIdKickYou
#RoseByrne
#ConanOBrien
#MaryBronstein
#VvsFilms
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#IfIHadLegsIdKickYou
#RoseByrne
#ConanOBrien
#MaryBronstein
#VvsFilms
Mary Bronstein, Charlotte Wells, James J. Robinson and Angourie Rice arrive on the red carpet for the MIFF 2025 Opening Night Gala premiere of If I Had Legs I’d Kick You.
Photo: Dijana Risteska / Theresa & Team
#MaryBronstein #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou #MIFF2025
Photo: Dijana Risteska / Theresa & Team
#MaryBronstein #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou #MIFF2025
August 7, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Mary Bronstein, Charlotte Wells, James J. Robinson and Angourie Rice arrive on the red carpet for the MIFF 2025 Opening Night Gala premiere of If I Had Legs I’d Kick You.
Photo: Dijana Risteska / Theresa & Team
#MaryBronstein #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou #MIFF2025
Photo: Dijana Risteska / Theresa & Team
#MaryBronstein #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou #MIFF2025
Kinda makes every tortured-male meltdown movie look cute by comparison
My ★★★★½ review of #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou on @letterboxd: boxd.it/breOAd #MaryBronstein #moviesky #filmsky #Letterboxd #NowWatching
My ★★★★½ review of #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou on @letterboxd: boxd.it/breOAd #MaryBronstein #moviesky #filmsky #Letterboxd #NowWatching
A ★★★★½ review of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
Kinda makes every tortured-male meltdown movie look cute by comparison 🍕
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October 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Kinda makes every tortured-male meltdown movie look cute by comparison
My ★★★★½ review of #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou on @letterboxd: boxd.it/breOAd #MaryBronstein #moviesky #filmsky #Letterboxd #NowWatching
My ★★★★½ review of #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou on @letterboxd: boxd.it/breOAd #MaryBronstein #moviesky #filmsky #Letterboxd #NowWatching
Mais uma Crítica!!!
Leia o que achei de “Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Eu Te Chutaria” (Crítica 774), novo filme dirigido por Mary Bronstein, estrelado por Rose Byrne e Conan O'Brien, e em exibição nos cinemas.
boxd.it/cGwZH9
#SeEuTivessePernasEuTeChutaria #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou #MaryBronstein #RoseByrne
Leia o que achei de “Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Eu Te Chutaria” (Crítica 774), novo filme dirigido por Mary Bronstein, estrelado por Rose Byrne e Conan O'Brien, e em exibição nos cinemas.
boxd.it/cGwZH9
#SeEuTivessePernasEuTeChutaria #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou #MaryBronstein #RoseByrne
A ★★★★ review of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
Dezessete anos após “Yeast” (2008), Mary Bronstein (“Round Town Girls”) retorna à direção e ao roteiro com “Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Eu Te Chutaria”, um filme que carrega tanto o peso do tempo quanto a u...
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January 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Mais uma Crítica!!!
Leia o que achei de “Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Eu Te Chutaria” (Crítica 774), novo filme dirigido por Mary Bronstein, estrelado por Rose Byrne e Conan O'Brien, e em exibição nos cinemas.
boxd.it/cGwZH9
#SeEuTivessePernasEuTeChutaria #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou #MaryBronstein #RoseByrne
Leia o que achei de “Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Eu Te Chutaria” (Crítica 774), novo filme dirigido por Mary Bronstein, estrelado por Rose Byrne e Conan O'Brien, e em exibição nos cinemas.
boxd.it/cGwZH9
#SeEuTivessePernasEuTeChutaria #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou #MaryBronstein #RoseByrne
Mary Bronstein (director of ‘If I Had Legs I'd Kick You’) hinted that she filmed something at #DaisyChainFields! 👀🌼💗
Photos via marywallwashere (Bronstein's insta) on Instagram stories.
#oliviarodrigo #marybronstein
Photos via marywallwashere (Bronstein's insta) on Instagram stories.
#oliviarodrigo #marybronstein
September 7, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Mary Bronstein (director of ‘If I Had Legs I'd Kick You’) hinted that she filmed something at #DaisyChainFields! 👀🌼💗
Photos via marywallwashere (Bronstein's insta) on Instagram stories.
#oliviarodrigo #marybronstein
Photos via marywallwashere (Bronstein's insta) on Instagram stories.
#oliviarodrigo #marybronstein
Mary Bronstein (director of ‘If I Had Legs I'd Kick You’) praises Olivia on Instagram. 🥹
"[Olivia] is a hero for girls and women"
Photo via marywallwashere (Bronstein's insta) on Instagram stories.
#oliviarodrigo #marybronstein #daisychainfields
"[Olivia] is a hero for girls and women"
Photo via marywallwashere (Bronstein's insta) on Instagram stories.
#oliviarodrigo #marybronstein #daisychainfields
September 7, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Mary Bronstein (director of ‘If I Had Legs I'd Kick You’) praises Olivia on Instagram. 🥹
"[Olivia] is a hero for girls and women"
Photo via marywallwashere (Bronstein's insta) on Instagram stories.
#oliviarodrigo #marybronstein #daisychainfields
"[Olivia] is a hero for girls and women"
Photo via marywallwashere (Bronstein's insta) on Instagram stories.
#oliviarodrigo #marybronstein #daisychainfields
Rose Byrne és Jenna Ortega főszereplésével érkezik a Nasty. #JennaOrtega #MaryBronstein #Nasty #RoseByrne
Rose Byrne és Jenna Ortega fognak össze Mary Bronstein új filmjében, a Nasty-ben – a Warner Bros. már ki is tűzte a premier dátumát - Wide Screen
Rose Byrne és Jenna Ortega főszereplésével érkezik a Nasty.
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July 17, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Rose Byrne és Jenna Ortega főszereplésével érkezik a Nasty. #JennaOrtega #MaryBronstein #Nasty #RoseByrne
Rose Byrne és Jenna Ortega főszereplésével érkezik a Nasty. #JennaOrtega #MaryBronstein #Nasty #RoseByrne
Rose Byrne és Jenna Ortega fognak össze Mary Bronstein új filmjében, a Nasty-ben – a Warner Bros. már ki is tűzte a premier dátumát - Wide Screen
Rose Byrne és Jenna Ortega főszereplésével érkezik a Nasty.
widescreen.hu
July 17, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Rose Byrne és Jenna Ortega főszereplésével érkezik a Nasty. #JennaOrtega #MaryBronstein #Nasty #RoseByrne
‘if I Had Legs I’d Kick You’: Read the Screenplay by Mary Bronstein That Boldly Shows a Mom in Spiral Mode Explore the chaotic mind of a therapist
‘if I Had Legs I’d Kick You’: Read The Screenplay By Mary Bronstein That Boldly Shows A Mom In Spiral Mode - TodayTrendNews.net
Explore the chaotic mind of a therapist in "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You" by Mary Bronstein. Read the screenplay now! #ReadTheScreenplay #MaryBronstein #Sundan...
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December 31, 2025 at 8:28 PM
‘if I Had Legs I’d Kick You’: Read the Screenplay by Mary Bronstein That Boldly Shows a Mom in Spiral Mode Explore the chaotic mind of a therapist
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Ok I was sorely vexed by the Burbank Town Center 8 BUT this film. Damn. Having been a caregiver it twanged a specific string and took me back to a dark time. Rose Byrne is incredible. The screenplay is exceptional. What an odyssey. I felt it. #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou #MaryBronstein #film #filmsky #A24
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Ok I was sorely vexed by the Burbank Town Center 8 BUT this film. Damn. Having been a caregiver it twanged a specific string and took me back to a dark time. Rose Byrne is incredible. The screenplay is exceptional. What an odyssey. I felt it. #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou #MaryBronstein #film #filmsky #A24
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#BluRay #PhysicalMedia #BluRays #BoutiqueBluRay #CultMovies #DiscConnected #A24 #MaryBronstein #RoseByrne #ConanOBrien #ASAPRocky #ChristianSlater
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Blu-ray
Special Blu-ray edition of Mary Bronstein’s blackly funny nightmare of parental panic, starring Rose Byrne, Conan O’Brien, and A$AP Rocky. Bonus features produced by Mary Bronstein include two new fea...
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March 3, 2026 at 6:09 PM