Annoying when I’m too busy to masturbate.
October 30, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Annoying when I’m too busy to masturbate.
Let's masturbate all November, together 🤝
November 1, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Let's masturbate all November, together 🤝
November 1, 2026 at 3:04 AM
It's up there with 'sexy it makes me cummed due to masturbate' that is a phenomenal sentence
October 31, 2026 at 5:59 PM
It's up there with 'sexy it makes me cummed due to masturbate' that is a phenomenal sentence
YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay?
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
October 30, 2026 at 1:00 PM
YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay?
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
I really want to go home and masturbate to kigurumi right now.
November 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I really want to go home and masturbate to kigurumi right now.
Get naked on the internet and let us watch you masturbate 👀
October 31, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Get naked on the internet and let us watch you masturbate 👀
Do errands now, masturbate later?
Masturbate now, do errands later?
Hmmmmm
Masturbate now, do errands later?
Hmmmmm
November 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Do errands now, masturbate later?
Masturbate now, do errands later?
Hmmmmm
Masturbate now, do errands later?
Hmmmmm
Happy Halloween!!
I hope everyone has a fun Saturday!!
Hydrate and masturbate! 😘
I hope everyone has a fun Saturday!!
Hydrate and masturbate! 😘
October 31, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Happy Halloween!!
I hope everyone has a fun Saturday!!
Hydrate and masturbate! 😘
I hope everyone has a fun Saturday!!
Hydrate and masturbate! 😘
this is the only thing you're allowed to masturbate to in the uk
October 31, 2026 at 3:26 AM
this is the only thing you're allowed to masturbate to in the uk
Stare at my balls while I masturbate bro 🤤
November 1, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Stare at my balls while I masturbate bro 🤤
Rainy, dreary #monochromemonday
Don’t mind me if I shut the world out and masturbate my penis all day. ✌️
Don’t mind me if I shut the world out and masturbate my penis all day. ✌️
November 2, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Rainy, dreary #monochromemonday
Don’t mind me if I shut the world out and masturbate my penis all day. ✌️
Don’t mind me if I shut the world out and masturbate my penis all day. ✌️
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November 2, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Good night Blue. Masturbate and be happy.
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November 2, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Good night Blue. Masturbate and be happy.
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October 31, 2026 at 12:05 AM
"it makes me cummed due to masturbate" is now permanently in my phrase bank
November 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
"it makes me cummed due to masturbate" is now permanently in my phrase bank
porn is awesome, has not been shown to be addictive, and you should actually masturbate more. hope this helps!
November 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
porn is awesome, has not been shown to be addictive, and you should actually masturbate more. hope this helps!
I'd stay home and masturbate to the same hentai I've been jerking off to since 2017
November 2, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I'd stay home and masturbate to the same hentai I've been jerking off to since 2017
I don't masturbate, I rape myself. And if I don't LIKE it, I don't CUM.
November 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I don't masturbate, I rape myself. And if I don't LIKE it, I don't CUM.
When you masturbate, do you put your pets out of the room or do you make it uncomfortable for everyone?
October 30, 2026 at 5:07 PM
When you masturbate, do you put your pets out of the room or do you make it uncomfortable for everyone?
jack off all tradies? masturbate none? make your damn mind up
November 2, 2026 at 8:20 AM
jack off all tradies? masturbate none? make your damn mind up