Matchmakers
January 15, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Matchmakers
Bugs, Speedy & Daffy are trying to play matchmakers 😅❤️
#roadrage #wilerunner #coyote #coyotevsacme #roadrunner
#roadrage #wilerunner #coyote #coyotevsacme #roadrunner
September 23, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Bugs, Speedy & Daffy are trying to play matchmakers 😅❤️
#roadrage #wilerunner #coyote #coyotevsacme #roadrunner
#roadrage #wilerunner #coyote #coyotevsacme #roadrunner
November 30, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Even in blue states, nonreligious tech entrepreneurs and CEOs are increasingly asking for “traditional” and “conservative” women, matchmakers tell WIRED. www.wired.com/story/matchm...
Matchmakers Are Being Paid $25K to Find Trad Wives for Rich Men
Even in blue states, nonreligious tech entrepreneurs and CEOs are increasingly asking for “traditional” and “conservative” women, matchmakers tell WIRED.
www.wired.com
June 12, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Even in blue states, nonreligious tech entrepreneurs and CEOs are increasingly asking for “traditional” and “conservative” women, matchmakers tell WIRED. www.wired.com/story/matchm...
My latest story for @wired.com is about the uber-wealthy tech guys and CEOs paying matchmakers $50k to set them up with trad wives. "They're not looking for a bossy bitch lady," one told me. "They want a woman who knows how to respect and honor a man." www.wired.com/story/matchm...
Matchmakers Are Being Paid $25K to Find Trad Wives for Rich Men
Even in blue states, nonreligious tech entrepreneurs and CEOs are increasingly asking for “traditional” and “conservative” women, matchmakers tell WIRED.
www.wired.com
June 12, 2026 at 2:42 PM
My latest story for @wired.com is about the uber-wealthy tech guys and CEOs paying matchmakers $50k to set them up with trad wives. "They're not looking for a bossy bitch lady," one told me. "They want a woman who knows how to respect and honor a man." www.wired.com/story/matchm...
Matchmakers for lunch 👍🏻
December 21, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Matchmakers for lunch 👍🏻
I cannot believe that
1) my wedding is in the New York Times
2) they didn't mention the many Star Trek references at my wedding
Ya girl walked down the aisle as a string quartet played the DS9 theme 😁 and they did the TNG theme when we recessed as husband & wife! 🥰
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/09/s...
1) my wedding is in the New York Times
2) they didn't mention the many Star Trek references at my wedding
Ya girl walked down the aisle as a string quartet played the DS9 theme 😁 and they did the TNG theme when we recessed as husband & wife! 🥰
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/09/s...
Matchmakers Made Them a Match
www.nytimes.com
May 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I cannot believe that
1) my wedding is in the New York Times
2) they didn't mention the many Star Trek references at my wedding
Ya girl walked down the aisle as a string quartet played the DS9 theme 😁 and they did the TNG theme when we recessed as husband & wife! 🥰
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/09/s...
1) my wedding is in the New York Times
2) they didn't mention the many Star Trek references at my wedding
Ya girl walked down the aisle as a string quartet played the DS9 theme 😁 and they did the TNG theme when we recessed as husband & wife! 🥰
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/09/s...
i am SEATED. i have MONSTER AND COFFEE AND MATCHMAKERS AND TORTILLA CHIPS i am READY
November 23, 2024 at 11:36 PM
i am SEATED. i have MONSTER AND COFFEE AND MATCHMAKERS AND TORTILLA CHIPS i am READY
Rival matchmakers Wangxian who are somehow both single and definitely don’t like each other at all, nope.
July 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Rival matchmakers Wangxian who are somehow both single and definitely don’t like each other at all, nope.
Read between the lines -- I mean, not even very far between the lines! -- of this story and what you find is a tale about rich men shopping for "wives" that will behave like ego-fluffing domestic servants. Just the most pathetic fucking people in the world. Man-babies, all around us.
Matchmakers Are Being Paid $25K to Find Trad Wives for Rich Men
Even in blue states, nonreligious tech entrepreneurs and CEOs are increasingly asking for “traditional” and “conservative” women, matchmakers tell WIRED.
www.wired.com
June 14, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Read between the lines -- I mean, not even very far between the lines! -- of this story and what you find is a tale about rich men shopping for "wives" that will behave like ego-fluffing domestic servants. Just the most pathetic fucking people in the world. Man-babies, all around us.
Had to eat 5 matchmakers in order to restrain myself from eating a Lindt ball.
January 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Had to eat 5 matchmakers in order to restrain myself from eating a Lindt ball.
4. Their strong sense of romance means that they are natural matchmakers for a variety of other species. bsky.app/profile/dj-a...
Perfectly normal beginning to every great Dartmoor love story, in my experience.
January 21, 2026 at 1:31 PM
4. Their strong sense of romance means that they are natural matchmakers for a variety of other species. bsky.app/profile/dj-a...
Two guys, two balconies, zero eye contact.
The real matchmakers? 🐱👨❤️👨
After our friendly dogs the cats show us the way…
#QueerLoveStory #GayBalconyRomance #catstory #lovemeow #gaycartoon
The real matchmakers? 🐱👨❤️👨
After our friendly dogs the cats show us the way…
#QueerLoveStory #GayBalconyRomance #catstory #lovemeow #gaycartoon
February 3, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Two guys, two balconies, zero eye contact.
The real matchmakers? 🐱👨❤️👨
After our friendly dogs the cats show us the way…
#QueerLoveStory #GayBalconyRomance #catstory #lovemeow #gaycartoon
The real matchmakers? 🐱👨❤️👨
After our friendly dogs the cats show us the way…
#QueerLoveStory #GayBalconyRomance #catstory #lovemeow #gaycartoon
High-end matchmakers tell @ejdickson.bsky.social their rich clients are seeking trad wives and religious women, even when they themselves purport to be liberal and non-religious. and they're paying a lot for it: www.wired.com/story/matchm...
Matchmakers Are Being Paid $25K to Find Trad Wives for Rich Men
Even in blue states, nonreligious tech entrepreneurs and CEOs are increasingly asking for “traditional” and “conservative” women, matchmakers tell WIRED.
www.wired.com
June 12, 2026 at 6:22 PM
High-end matchmakers tell @ejdickson.bsky.social their rich clients are seeking trad wives and religious women, even when they themselves purport to be liberal and non-religious. and they're paying a lot for it: www.wired.com/story/matchm...
Matchmakers used to have a coffee version.
September 25, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Matchmakers used to have a coffee version.
It came very close to disaster when one branch broke but Mr KJC repaired it with Matchmakers and icing like a confectionery boy scout
December 9, 2024 at 5:13 PM
It came very close to disaster when one branch broke but Mr KJC repaired it with Matchmakers and icing like a confectionery boy scout
sometimes the soft animal of my body wants to stay in bed and eat Matchmakers
December 16, 2024 at 8:15 AM
sometimes the soft animal of my body wants to stay in bed and eat Matchmakers
never shower before a first date son, pheromones are nature's matchmakers
August 14, 2026 at 5:35 PM
never shower before a first date son, pheromones are nature's matchmakers
“Books choose their readers, not the other way around. I believe that booksellers are the matchmakers.”
– Cecelia Ahern
#independentbookstoreday
– Cecelia Ahern
#independentbookstoreday
April 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
“Books choose their readers, not the other way around. I believe that booksellers are the matchmakers.”
– Cecelia Ahern
#independentbookstoreday
– Cecelia Ahern
#independentbookstoreday
After Eights should only ever be mint flavoured.
They’ve even fucked around with Matchmakers 😡
They’ve even fucked around with Matchmakers 😡
September 25, 2026 at 10:25 PM
After Eights should only ever be mint flavoured.
They’ve even fucked around with Matchmakers 😡
They’ve even fucked around with Matchmakers 😡
“Grounded in my Italian roots, I lead with heart, drive and zero ego,” he wrote. “I’m looking for my queen — someone to grow with, not just go with.”
my dude maybe part of the problem is that you're using ChatGPT to tell the matchmakers about yourself
my dude maybe part of the problem is that you're using ChatGPT to tell the matchmakers about yourself
"The matchmakers also puzzled over the Ivy League-educated economist who said he wants to date only women who are thin, have large breasts and are fluent in Mandarin, but who should not have any artistic hobbies or talents. He had been unable to fully articulate why."
www.nytimes.com/2026/08/18/w...
www.nytimes.com/2026/08/18/w...
Forty First Dates and Still Searching
Joseph Pascaretta has spent roughly $65,000 on high-end matchmaking services. Will it help him find the love of his life?
www.nytimes.com
August 19, 2026 at 5:16 PM
“Grounded in my Italian roots, I lead with heart, drive and zero ego,” he wrote. “I’m looking for my queen — someone to grow with, not just go with.”
my dude maybe part of the problem is that you're using ChatGPT to tell the matchmakers about yourself
my dude maybe part of the problem is that you're using ChatGPT to tell the matchmakers about yourself
I love when you can read the first part of a sentence about someone and fully understand the problem
"has spent $65k on high end matchmakers" that's all I need to know to tell me this is a weapons-grade offputting weirdo
"has spent $65k on high end matchmakers" that's all I need to know to tell me this is a weapons-grade offputting weirdo
August 19, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I love when you can read the first part of a sentence about someone and fully understand the problem
"has spent $65k on high end matchmakers" that's all I need to know to tell me this is a weapons-grade offputting weirdo
"has spent $65k on high end matchmakers" that's all I need to know to tell me this is a weapons-grade offputting weirdo
Rich tech bros and CEOs are spending big to get paired with religious, marriage-minded trad wives (even if they themselves aren't either of those things). from @ejdickson.bsky.social
Matchmakers Are Being Paid $25K to Find Trad Wives for Rich Men
Even in blue states, nonreligious tech entrepreneurs and CEOs are increasingly asking for “traditional” and “conservative” women, matchmakers tell WIRED.
www.wired.com
June 12, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Rich tech bros and CEOs are spending big to get paired with religious, marriage-minded trad wives (even if they themselves aren't either of those things). from @ejdickson.bsky.social
We need a system of old timey matchmakers for helping trans girls find cute boys who are interested, safe, normal, and actually looking to date
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
We need a system of old timey matchmakers for helping trans girls find cute boys who are interested, safe, normal, and actually looking to date