#mattress
Went’n got myself a new mattress and bed frame for my birthday
November 2, 2026 at 3:12 AM
i should get to sleep in the mattress store for two weeks before i pick a mattress
October 31, 2026 at 6:41 PM
men that look like they’d put me through the mattress
November 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I need a top to pound me into this mattress…
November 2, 2026 at 8:05 AM
A really great mattress.
November 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Six months into my role as Vancity Lookout's East Van reporter and I finally found an excuse to write about Mr. Mattress

www.vancitylookout.com/p/mr-mattres...
East Van icon Mr. Mattress boasts a brand new mural
Mr. Mattress on Clark and Venables has a new mural — and it’s drawing even more attention to the legendary mascot that’s helped keep business booming.
www.vancitylookout.com
November 3, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Mr. Mattress is a national treasure
November 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
So like should I be putting cash in a mattress now or what?
October 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
dudes be like, "i have such sights to show you" and it's an N64 connected to a CRT tv adjacent to a floor mattress.
November 3, 2026 at 9:21 AM
neeeeeeed to get fucked so hard my tears stain the mattress
November 3, 2026 at 1:54 AM
born to “mattress on floor and one chair” , forced to own “furniture and decor”
November 2, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I was using the mattress vacuum cleaner to vacuum and heat-treat my mattress. My mom called me to another room for a three minute discussion. I came back to a relaxed greyhound on a mattress that doesn’t look like it had been pretty clean four minutes before #greyhounds
November 2, 2026 at 8:15 AM
I could use a hand pushing my face into a mattress while we fuck raw and hard
November 3, 2026 at 6:41 AM
I bought a heated mattress pad and it is so nice.
November 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
having my face pressed into the mattress could solve a lot of my problems
November 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Few things are better than rubbing the morning mood against the mattress
November 3, 2026 at 11:58 AM
omg my mattress is arriving TODAY instead of wednesday ?! im so, so happy . . . getting rid of my old mattress will literally help me mentally AND physically ♡ yay
November 2, 2026 at 6:13 PM
mattress crater moe
October 29, 2026 at 7:47 PM
gaming mattress
November 3, 2026 at 1:35 PM
not to be crass but its crazy how different fucking is from mattress to mattress
October 31, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Sitting in an empty house waiting for a mattress to be delivered
November 2, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Me mid thrust, “you need a new mattress”
November 1, 2026 at 8:42 AM
TWO cats using me as a mattress.
November 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
the springs started poking out of our mattress so i begrudgingly agreed we needed a new one, and imagine my delight to discover that mattresses are like 70% cheaper than i remember them being
November 2, 2026 at 11:34 PM
My calling in life: kitty mattress.
November 3, 2026 at 2:55 AM