#mcbeardo
Look, I don’t know the exact rules for excommunication, but Weirdo McBeardo, the patron saint of davenport erotica, must be getting pretty damn close.
JD Vance says he hopes the Pope has “learned” from what he and Trump have said about immigration
July 1, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Whiskey Pete: NO MORE DUDES IN DRESSES!

Guyliner McBeardo has entered the chat.
October 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The #GGACP team celebrates the birthday of their late, great colleague MIKE "McBEARDO" McPADDEN (b. August 21) by revisiting this deep-dive into Mike's favorite taglines from classic (and non-classic) horror films! Hear it NOW at gilbertpodcast.com! @franksantopadre.bsky.social
August 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
another winner from the mind of me, weirdo mcbeardo
July 30, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Now hear me out ! I have a theory…
January 12, 2026 at 12:54 PM
McBeardo + Dee = McBeardee! ⛽ High-level metal movie powwow w/Mike "McBeardo" McPadden, Dee-stroyer Snider, and HEAVY METAL MOVIES: Guitar Barbarians, Mutant Bimbos & Cult Zombies Amok in the 666 Most Ear- and Eye-Ripping Big-Scream Films Ever!
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November 26, 2024 at 2:44 PM
McBeardo + Dee = McBeardee! ⛽ High-level metal movie powwow w/Mike "McBeardo" McPadden, Dee-stroyer Snider, and HEAVY METAL MOVIES: Guitar Barbarians, Mutant Bimbos & Cult Zombies Amok in the 666 Most Ear- and Eye-Ripping Big-Scream Films Ever!
www.bazillionpoints.com/books/heavy-...
November 26, 2024 at 2:44 PM
We just learned that the PARADISE Blu-ray was honored by the folks at Mr. Skin. Somewhere, we hope, early FCE champion and friend McBeardo (Mike McPadden), who was Mr. Skin Editorial Director for many years, is smiling.
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
(I am make joke because I happened to write this story with the giant ants and their riders and the Weirdo McBeardo there with his magical rat and it appeared in NESS already)
August 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Five years gone: Mike "McBeardo" McPadden (1968-2020), creative powerhouse and literary bulldozer, a/k/a "the expert's expert" (Decibel) 🌺 Rejoice in his legacy in the pages of HEAVY METAL MOVIES and TEEN MOVIE HELL 🧔🏽✊🏽⚡

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#mcbeardo #mcbeardoisbeautiful
December 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Team #FFAA celebrates the life and career of our friend, the late, great author, podcaster and social media maven MIKE "McBEARDO" McPADDEN, BOTD in 1968! Why not check out all of his great ACP appearances?! www.gilbertpodcast.c...
August 21, 2026 at 4:30 PM
with a hat tip to commenter/pun maker NotMax of the Balloon Juice site:

A new nickname for JV Vance appears....

Is Weirdo McBeardo the Cybertruck of candidates?
August 8, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Heavy Metal Movies by Mike "McBeardo" McPadden.
October 27, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Happy 99th bday to Herschell Gordon Lewis (R.I.P. 2016), Florida's "godfather of gore," and, by extension, imagineer of the death metal demimonde 👅🔪 H.G. Lewis gets his gruesome due in HEAVY METAL MOVIES by Mike "McBeardo" McPadden 🥀

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#horrormovies #gore
June 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Vodka Pete, for once I agree, but let's start at the top... We must start with the leadership... The role models so as to be emulated
1 Cankles McFatAzz
2JD Weirdo McBeardo
October 5, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Spring break forever! ...and McBeardo, too 🏄🏿‍♀️🐕🌭 cover by the great thrashmaster Andrei Bouzikov ☢

#teenmoviehell #animalhouse #porkys #meatballs #americangraffiti #egdaily #valleygirl #lastamericanvirgin #betteroffdead #hardbodies #mcbeardo
April 15, 2026 at 10:28 AM
A Weirdo McBeardo meme shirt? Yeah, I just might buy that.
July 1, 2026 at 4:58 AM
OUTLANDER! 🌽 Boy preacher Isaac Croner refers you to HEAVY METAL MOVIES, aka the Gospel According to Mike "McBeardo" McPadden 🥀 Come walk behind our rows of books...

www.bazillionpoints.com/books/heavy-...

#outlander #childrenofthecorn #stephenking #mcbeardo #driveinmovies #heavymetalmovies
October 5, 2025 at 9:55 AM
The making of Mike "McBeardo" McPadden's HEAVY METAL MOVIES author battlevest ⚔️📽👹 There will be, and can only ever be, ONE 🥀
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#heavymetalmovies #mcbeardo #ripmcbeardo #suspiria #theomen #blackroses #zombie #madmax #theincubus #spinaltap #grindhouse #vhsmovies
April 23, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Nice one, Brad—you're in TEEN MOVIE HELL ! 🍩 "The heart, soul, brains, funny bone, gonads, and remaining vital organs of every other film in this book extend from FAST TIMES..." ⚡👙🕶

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#teenmoviehell #fasttimes #fasttimesatridgemonthigh #mcbeardo
June 12, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Book 35 - #HeavyMetalMovies by Mike "McBeardo" McPadden. I love this book. McPadden is a great wordsmith and a font of knowledge. The book is well-written from an unique standpoint and is an exceptionally entertaining read. #HeavyMetal #CultFilms #RetroHorror
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Brad Hamilton, moving up in the world today in TEEN MOVIE HELL: A Crucible of Coming-of-Age Comedies from Animal House to Zapped!, by Mike "McBeardo" McBeardo 👙📽🍟 Read the book & learn to knock!

#teenmoviehell #fasttimes #fasttimesatridgemonthigh #minimumwage #teenlabor #fastfood #teenmoviehell
June 12, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Spring break! 😎👙🥓 Follow the holiday road to TEEN MOVIE HELL: A Crucible of Coming-of-Age Comedies From Animal House to Zapped! , by Mike "McBeardo" McPadden 💥 Includes ONE skateboarding dog—the ultimate party animal!

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#teenmoviehell #mcbeardo #vhsmovies
April 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Not to ever presume that I could speak for McBeardo, I feel like I must mention Billy Jack in his absence…
February 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM