Negotiating $5 for something $1.46 does seem like something Arty McDeals would do.
March 27, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Negotiating $5 for something $1.46 does seem like something Arty McDeals would do.
What makes it even funnier is if he did this it is so uproariously obvious Congress would agree on a bill IMMEDIATELY so they could get back home and somehow this is a thing President Egotrip "I Snap my Fingers and Change the Universe" McDeals apparently doesn't know he can do
March 28, 2026 at 2:54 PM
What makes it even funnier is if he did this it is so uproariously obvious Congress would agree on a bill IMMEDIATELY so they could get back home and somehow this is a thing President Egotrip "I Snap my Fingers and Change the Universe" McDeals apparently doesn't know he can do
President Antisemitism McDeals never takes a day off, he's got that slur-dropping grindset
Sometimes you have to jump to your computer when you thought the three day weekend had begun.
The president dropping an anti-Jewish slur in a rally speech is one of those moments. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-r...
The president dropping an anti-Jewish slur in a rally speech is one of those moments. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-r...
Trump Rails Against ‘Shylocks And Bad People’ In Iowa Speech
President Donald Trump employed a term often used as a slur against...
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July 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
President Antisemitism McDeals never takes a day off, he's got that slur-dropping grindset
It's the bronzer, President McDeals, just wash your face.
April 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It's the bronzer, President McDeals, just wash your face.
I'm so good with the businesses they call me Deals McDeals over on the Tickle Toks
March 20, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I'm so good with the businesses they call me Deals McDeals over on the Tickle Toks
McDeals on McDeals
It's all I ever eat
I got mustard on my hoodie
All my homies think I'm cheap
I miss my burger flavored kisses
*Chomp*
*Chomp chomp*
I miss my burger flavored kisses
*Burp*
It's all I ever eat
I got mustard on my hoodie
All my homies think I'm cheap
I miss my burger flavored kisses
*Chomp*
*Chomp chomp*
I miss my burger flavored kisses
*Burp*
June 13, 2026 at 1:28 AM
McDeals on McDeals
It's all I ever eat
I got mustard on my hoodie
All my homies think I'm cheap
I miss my burger flavored kisses
*Chomp*
*Chomp chomp*
I miss my burger flavored kisses
*Burp*
It's all I ever eat
I got mustard on my hoodie
All my homies think I'm cheap
I miss my burger flavored kisses
*Chomp*
*Chomp chomp*
I miss my burger flavored kisses
*Burp*
Paid literally double what I paid last week for gas thank you Mr president mcdeals
March 6, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Paid literally double what I paid last week for gas thank you Mr president mcdeals
President McDeals is incredibly bad at this game.
May 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
President McDeals is incredibly bad at this game.
President Business McDeals gittin’ it done! 🙃
Breaking:
The U.S. labor market lost 41,000 jobs over October and November, and the unemployment rate ticked up to 4.6% — the highest since 2021.
The U.S. labor market lost 41,000 jobs over October and November, and the unemployment rate ticked up to 4.6% — the highest since 2021.
December 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
President Business McDeals gittin’ it done! 🙃
I realize there’s a lot going on, but remember how Trump was gonna say some magic words to Putin & Zelensky, end the war in 24 hrs or whatever? And McDeals would save the US billions by doing so? Both leaders heard, brushed him off, still fightin’ 3 months later. And, of course, no promised billions
a man is smiling with the words ask him above him
ALT: a man is smiling with the words ask him above him
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April 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I realize there’s a lot going on, but remember how Trump was gonna say some magic words to Putin & Zelensky, end the war in 24 hrs or whatever? And McDeals would save the US billions by doing so? Both leaders heard, brushed him off, still fightin’ 3 months later. And, of course, no promised billions
lol, should have challenged president mcdeals to the fitness test instead of shooting him in the ear
August 1, 2025 at 6:12 AM
lol, should have challenged president mcdeals to the fitness test instead of shooting him in the ear
Alles normal, war schon immer so!
"Bedinungnen" 🤣
Für die Leute, die jetzt erst eingeschaltet haben:
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Immer häufiger tauchen solche Fehler im Web auf, vor allem auch bei Vorschaubildern zu YouTube Videos oder eben auch in Anzeigen.
"Bedinungnen" 🤣
Für die Leute, die jetzt erst eingeschaltet haben:
So eine Anzeige geht durch viele Hände, bevor sie geschalten wird.
Immer häufiger tauchen solche Fehler im Web auf, vor allem auch bei Vorschaubildern zu YouTube Videos oder eben auch in Anzeigen.
August 20, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Alles normal, war schon immer so!
"Bedinungnen" 🤣
Für die Leute, die jetzt erst eingeschaltet haben:
So eine Anzeige geht durch viele Hände, bevor sie geschalten wird.
Immer häufiger tauchen solche Fehler im Web auf, vor allem auch bei Vorschaubildern zu YouTube Videos oder eben auch in Anzeigen.
"Bedinungnen" 🤣
Für die Leute, die jetzt erst eingeschaltet haben:
So eine Anzeige geht durch viele Hände, bevor sie geschalten wird.
Immer häufiger tauchen solche Fehler im Web auf, vor allem auch bei Vorschaubildern zu YouTube Videos oder eben auch in Anzeigen.
Our beautiful President Deals McDeals!
April 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Our beautiful President Deals McDeals!
president McDeals making those deals as he is known for. Good shit
U.S. has just 41 days of crude oil inventory left, the lowest level in half a century 🤯 👀
August 26, 2026 at 1:59 AM
president McDeals making those deals as he is known for. Good shit
Dealy McDeals up to his ol' wheelin' and dealin', but without the wheelin'.
March 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Dealy McDeals up to his ol' wheelin' and dealin', but without the wheelin'.
Wait are we talking about King Rapey McDeals I, Destroyer of The Deep State, soon to be Emperor of Greenland?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/arti...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/arti...
Donald Trump used Jeffrey Epstein’s former jet for campaign appearances
The ex-president used the late convicted sex offender’s plane after his own jet developed engine problems
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July 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Wait are we talking about King Rapey McDeals I, Destroyer of The Deep State, soon to be Emperor of Greenland?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/arti...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/arti...
AYFKM? Where does dumbness end and mental illness begin?
I look forward to Pres. Artie McDeals' 2AM rant about how "I was the ONLY PRESIDENT to save this country by banning COMIC SANS. Washington didn't do it. Lincoln didn't do it. Obama FORCED everyone to use it."
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
I look forward to Pres. Artie McDeals' 2AM rant about how "I was the ONLY PRESIDENT to save this country by banning COMIC SANS. Washington didn't do it. Lincoln didn't do it. Obama FORCED everyone to use it."
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
At State Dept., a Typeface Falls Victim in the War Against Woke
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December 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
AYFKM? Where does dumbness end and mental illness begin?
I look forward to Pres. Artie McDeals' 2AM rant about how "I was the ONLY PRESIDENT to save this country by banning COMIC SANS. Washington didn't do it. Lincoln didn't do it. Obama FORCED everyone to use it."
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
I look forward to Pres. Artie McDeals' 2AM rant about how "I was the ONLY PRESIDENT to save this country by banning COMIC SANS. Washington didn't do it. Lincoln didn't do it. Obama FORCED everyone to use it."
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
President Business Diaper McDeals doesn’t understand how foreign trade works. Shocking.
Trump: "If we lose $50 billion a year with a country, and we say 'we're not going to trade with you anymore,' we don't lose $50 billion a year. It's very simple. Right?"
September 17, 2026 at 8:06 PM
President Business Diaper McDeals doesn’t understand how foreign trade works. Shocking.