September 7, 2026 at 1:37 PM
My friends got me some 鴨屎香 for Christmas!!!! 😭😭😭
December 31, 2024 at 8:07 PM
My friends got me some 鴨屎香 for Christmas!!!! 😭😭😭
Any of you 鏟屎官 talking shit
Gonna catch claw in your naughty bits.
Your くそ is wack and your rhymes are all corny.
Call me Fancy Feast because you know you can’t afford me
Gonna catch claw in your naughty bits.
Your くそ is wack and your rhymes are all corny.
Call me Fancy Feast because you know you can’t afford me
This is why getting into a freestyle battle with a maneki-neko is a classic rookie mistake
April 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Any of you 鏟屎官 talking shit
Gonna catch claw in your naughty bits.
Your くそ is wack and your rhymes are all corny.
Call me Fancy Feast because you know you can’t afford me
Gonna catch claw in your naughty bits.
Your くそ is wack and your rhymes are all corny.
Call me Fancy Feast because you know you can’t afford me
rednote more like rizznote holy hell
February 28, 2026 at 6:36 AM
rednote more like rizznote holy hell
learning mandarin and its very rewarding focusing on important survival phrases like 我的猫很调皮 (my cat is naughty) 我的猫没有礼貌 (my cat is impolite) 我是铲屎官 (I am the poop scoop official). please wish me luck on my journey.
February 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
learning mandarin and its very rewarding focusing on important survival phrases like 我的猫很调皮 (my cat is naughty) 我的猫没有礼貌 (my cat is impolite) 我是铲屎官 (I am the poop scoop official). please wish me luck on my journey.
Maneiras de dizer "Tutor de gato" em 中文:
貓奴/猫奴：Escravo de gato
铲屎官/鏟屎官：Encarregado de remoção de fezes
Me identifico com ambas as formas 🙂
#langsky
貓奴/猫奴：Escravo de gato
铲屎官/鏟屎官：Encarregado de remoção de fezes
Me identifico com ambas as formas 🙂
#langsky
October 8, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Maneiras de dizer "Tutor de gato" em 中文:
貓奴/猫奴：Escravo de gato
铲屎官/鏟屎官：Encarregado de remoção de fezes
Me identifico com ambas as formas 🙂
#langsky
貓奴/猫奴：Escravo de gato
铲屎官/鏟屎官：Encarregado de remoção de fezes
Me identifico com ambas as formas 🙂
#langsky
工作也算久了，但还是take me a long time to see所谓的回国内出差支援其实是接别人腹泻几个月拉的屎盆子。哈哈🫠
July 4, 2025 at 10:03 AM
工作也算久了，但还是take me a long time to see所谓的回国内出差支援其实是接别人腹泻几个月拉的屎盆子。哈哈🫠
#Raier_FANBOX
⚠屎尿注意⚠
2024_08_30 公開發佈。
試試看比較重口味的內容 😳
---
⚠Scat/WS⚠
2024_08_30 public release.
Try some extreme fetishes. 😳
---
FANBOX: raiercat.fanbox.cc
I appreciate that if you support me! 😊
⚠屎尿注意⚠
2024_08_30 公開發佈。
試試看比較重口味的內容 😳
---
⚠Scat/WS⚠
2024_08_30 public release.
Try some extreme fetishes. 😳
---
FANBOX: raiercat.fanbox.cc
I appreciate that if you support me! 😊
December 2, 2024 at 10:05 AM
#Raier_FANBOX
⚠屎尿注意⚠
2024_08_30 公開發佈。
試試看比較重口味的內容 😳
---
⚠Scat/WS⚠
2024_08_30 public release.
Try some extreme fetishes. 😳
---
FANBOX: raiercat.fanbox.cc
I appreciate that if you support me! 😊
⚠屎尿注意⚠
2024_08_30 公開發佈。
試試看比較重口味的內容 😳
---
⚠Scat/WS⚠
2024_08_30 public release.
Try some extreme fetishes. 😳
---
FANBOX: raiercat.fanbox.cc
I appreciate that if you support me! 😊
Co-worker accidentally flickered green tea droplets at my face while making green tea in the pantry and said that my face's purified given green tea has skin benefits...
Me: 什物屎？💀 (I basically cursed in Hokkien Chinese)
Me: 什物屎？💀 (I basically cursed in Hokkien Chinese)
December 10, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Co-worker accidentally flickered green tea droplets at my face while making green tea in the pantry and said that my face's purified given green tea has skin benefits...
Me: 什物屎？💀 (I basically cursed in Hokkien Chinese)
Me: 什物屎？💀 (I basically cursed in Hokkien Chinese)
吃晚飯時突然有隻喵喵出現在我家窗外，探頭探腦還一直喵喵叫。我趕緊跑出去，就看到這隻超級可愛的留著lion cut的小喵喵來找我碰瓷。
居然這樣都能撿到貓，還是主動上門來的指定用戶碰瓷😂
我隊友冷靜分析 - 毛色均勻又乾淨，連眼屎都沒有，還剪著時尚的lion cut髮型，肯定有鏟屎官，首先我們不能佔為己有😂。
脖子上沒帶項圈所以大概率不是習慣經常出門的貓咪，而且他看到我就馬上黏上來拼命蹭腿求摸摸還直接躺下露肚子，大概率是indoor貓貓不小心溜出家。
這會我們拿了carrier帶著貓貓打算去挨家挨戶敲門問問鄰居。wish me luck
居然這樣都能撿到貓，還是主動上門來的指定用戶碰瓷😂
我隊友冷靜分析 - 毛色均勻又乾淨，連眼屎都沒有，還剪著時尚的lion cut髮型，肯定有鏟屎官，首先我們不能佔為己有😂。
脖子上沒帶項圈所以大概率不是習慣經常出門的貓咪，而且他看到我就馬上黏上來拼命蹭腿求摸摸還直接躺下露肚子，大概率是indoor貓貓不小心溜出家。
這會我們拿了carrier帶著貓貓打算去挨家挨戶敲門問問鄰居。wish me luck
August 31, 2026 at 3:55 AM
吃晚飯時突然有隻喵喵出現在我家窗外，探頭探腦還一直喵喵叫。我趕緊跑出去，就看到這隻超級可愛的留著lion cut的小喵喵來找我碰瓷。
居然這樣都能撿到貓，還是主動上門來的指定用戶碰瓷😂
我隊友冷靜分析 - 毛色均勻又乾淨，連眼屎都沒有，還剪著時尚的lion cut髮型，肯定有鏟屎官，首先我們不能佔為己有😂。
脖子上沒帶項圈所以大概率不是習慣經常出門的貓咪，而且他看到我就馬上黏上來拼命蹭腿求摸摸還直接躺下露肚子，大概率是indoor貓貓不小心溜出家。
這會我們拿了carrier帶著貓貓打算去挨家挨戶敲門問問鄰居。wish me luck
居然這樣都能撿到貓，還是主動上門來的指定用戶碰瓷😂
我隊友冷靜分析 - 毛色均勻又乾淨，連眼屎都沒有，還剪著時尚的lion cut髮型，肯定有鏟屎官，首先我們不能佔為己有😂。
脖子上沒帶項圈所以大概率不是習慣經常出門的貓咪，而且他看到我就馬上黏上來拼命蹭腿求摸摸還直接躺下露肚子，大概率是indoor貓貓不小心溜出家。
這會我們拿了carrier帶著貓貓打算去挨家挨戶敲門問問鄰居。wish me luck
好孩子的fuck教室...
Fuck you.
幹！去死！
Fuck me.
挫屎，我慘了。
Fuck it.
算了，我放棄。
Fuck off.
媽的有多遠滾多遠！
Fuck you.
幹！去死！
Fuck me.
挫屎，我慘了。
Fuck it.
算了，我放棄。
Fuck off.
媽的有多遠滾多遠！
December 18, 2024 at 4:05 AM
好孩子的fuck教室...
Fuck you.
幹！去死！
Fuck me.
挫屎，我慘了。
Fuck it.
算了，我放棄。
Fuck off.
媽的有多遠滾多遠！
Fuck you.
幹！去死！
Fuck me.
挫屎，我慘了。
Fuck it.
算了，我放棄。
Fuck off.
媽的有多遠滾多遠！
穿的再人模人樣
仍掩飾不了賤狗的本質
當乳夾拉扯奶頭
馬眼棒插進尿道
滴蠟在蛋蛋上⋯⋯
「你確定踩了可以硬？」
「欸！果然硬了欸」
狗尾巴興奮地搖晃著
下一秒⋯⋯
「幹！噴我滿腳屎！」
「把自己的屎舔掉！」
feat. @dog-dark.bsky.social
完整影片上架
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#歡迎約玩 #歡迎聯名拍攝
仍掩飾不了賤狗的本質
當乳夾拉扯奶頭
馬眼棒插進尿道
滴蠟在蛋蛋上⋯⋯
「你確定踩了可以硬？」
「欸！果然硬了欸」
狗尾巴興奮地搖晃著
下一秒⋯⋯
「幹！噴我滿腳屎！」
「把自己的屎舔掉！」
feat. @dog-dark.bsky.social
完整影片上架
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防走失TG群，加一下嘛❤️
t.me/callmemastertw
#歡迎約玩 #歡迎聯名拍攝
March 20, 2026 at 10:00 AM
穿的再人模人樣
仍掩飾不了賤狗的本質
當乳夾拉扯奶頭
馬眼棒插進尿道
滴蠟在蛋蛋上⋯⋯
「你確定踩了可以硬？」
「欸！果然硬了欸」
狗尾巴興奮地搖晃著
下一秒⋯⋯
「幹！噴我滿腳屎！」
「把自己的屎舔掉！」
feat. @dog-dark.bsky.social
完整影片上架
fansone.co/post/1471858...
防走失TG群，加一下嘛❤️
t.me/callmemastertw
#歡迎約玩 #歡迎聯名拍攝
仍掩飾不了賤狗的本質
當乳夾拉扯奶頭
馬眼棒插進尿道
滴蠟在蛋蛋上⋯⋯
「你確定踩了可以硬？」
「欸！果然硬了欸」
狗尾巴興奮地搖晃著
下一秒⋯⋯
「幹！噴我滿腳屎！」
「把自己的屎舔掉！」
feat. @dog-dark.bsky.social
完整影片上架
fansone.co/post/1471858...
防走失TG群，加一下嘛❤️
t.me/callmemastertw
#歡迎約玩 #歡迎聯名拍攝
雖然時間很滿，但還想再塞一些公開課...let me 屎考屎考
August 26, 2026 at 6:35 AM
雖然時間很滿，但還想再塞一些公開課...let me 屎考屎考
今天我又得到了兩種新說法
我想不到相隔1個月, 這張MEME可以進化🤔
I got two sets of new answer today.
I never imagined that this MEME could evolve after a month.
#me屎 #真黑 #RPGReki #Bunzomeme #BunzoSolitaire #karasumakememe #NgReimond
我想不到相隔1個月, 這張MEME可以進化🤔
I got two sets of new answer today.
I never imagined that this MEME could evolve after a month.
#me屎 #真黑 #RPGReki #Bunzomeme #BunzoSolitaire #karasumakememe #NgReimond
November 15, 2024 at 8:09 AM
今天我又得到了兩種新說法
我想不到相隔1個月, 這張MEME可以進化🤔
I got two sets of new answer today.
I never imagined that this MEME could evolve after a month.
#me屎 #真黑 #RPGReki #Bunzomeme #BunzoSolitaire #karasumakememe #NgReimond
我想不到相隔1個月, 這張MEME可以進化🤔
I got two sets of new answer today.
I never imagined that this MEME could evolve after a month.
#me屎 #真黑 #RPGReki #Bunzomeme #BunzoSolitaire #karasumakememe #NgReimond
啓德都一pat屎嘅時候
仲話搞洪水橋
正所謂fool me once shame on you
Fool me twice…
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仲話搞洪水橋
正所謂fool me once shame on you
Fool me twice…
政府建議在元朗洪水橋發展金融、法律等高端專業服務
lih.kg/3831982
- 分享自 LIHKG 討論區
LIHKG 討論區
lih.kg
December 1, 2024 at 11:49 PM
啓德都一pat屎嘅時候
仲話搞洪水橋
正所謂fool me once shame on you
Fool me twice…
政府建議在元朗洪水橋發展金融、法律等高端專業服務
lih.kg/3831982
- 分享自 LIHKG 討論區
仲話搞洪水橋
正所謂fool me once shame on you
Fool me twice…
政府建議在元朗洪水橋發展金融、法律等高端專業服務
lih.kg/3831982
- 分享自 LIHKG 討論區
但也是有閱讀能力沒有太差，但數學爛到狗屎的傢伙啊（me
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
但也是有閱讀能力沒有太差，但數學爛到狗屎的傢伙啊（me
#SingaporeGangsterCat and I have Mandarin job titles.
Him: 首席精神官 Chief Morale Officer (shǒuxíjīngshénguān)
Me: 铲屎官 Poop-Scooping Official (chánshǐguān)
Him: 首席精神官 Chief Morale Officer (shǒuxíjīngshénguān)
Me: 铲屎官 Poop-Scooping Official (chánshǐguān)
April 15, 2024 at 7:16 AM
#SingaporeGangsterCat and I have Mandarin job titles.
Him: 首席精神官 Chief Morale Officer (shǒuxíjīngshénguān)
Me: 铲屎官 Poop-Scooping Official (chánshǐguān)
Him: 首席精神官 Chief Morale Officer (shǒuxíjīngshénguān)
Me: 铲屎官 Poop-Scooping Official (chánshǐguān)
Took myself on a #BobaDate in #Glendale (I hope I put out!) I did impress myself by having the cool TW/US proprietor lady tell me I'm the 1st customer to ever know the 汉语 name by which to order the "duck poop boba." I explained that 鸭屎 is also my 汉语 nickname. She refused a tip, so more visits soon!
![Decor says "DON'T BE LATE 4 [in white block letters and then] love [in pink neon cursive.]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yv2yzj4wkpmkptrz2djlauwz/bafkreibgs7gyo5uvoagfmvw6zjvsh4ldtn4d3haqm6ikjvv2gbi24ukinm)
![《WE MADE A wish AND YOU CAME TRUE [uppercase = block printing; lowercase = the word wish, in cursive.]》Image of a dandelion partially blown w little spores or whatever they're called aflutter](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yv2yzj4wkpmkptrz2djlauwz/bafkreibwkoglu6gua2ldoiw6eikaaxshflut6ruqr7y2lcg57vpvlh3dhy)
April 14, 2024 at 1:40 AM
望住天空隻雀飛過
Me be like: 唔知Eren會唔會屙屎
話說因為啲雀都飛得幾高，你見到都仲避得切
Me be like: 唔知Eren會唔會屙屎
話說因為啲雀都飛得幾高，你見到都仲避得切
June 10, 2024 at 4:40 PM
望住天空隻雀飛過
Me be like: 唔知Eren會唔會屙屎
話說因為啲雀都飛得幾高，你見到都仲避得切
Me be like: 唔知Eren會唔會屙屎
話說因為啲雀都飛得幾高，你見到都仲避得切
當乳夾拉扯奶頭，馬眼棒插進尿道，
滴蠟在蛋蛋上形成漂亮的藝術品⋯⋯
完整影片
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#歡迎約玩 #歡迎聯名拍攝
滴蠟在蛋蛋上形成漂亮的藝術品⋯⋯
完整影片
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#歡迎約玩 #歡迎聯名拍攝
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當乳夾拉扯奶頭，馬眼棒插進尿道， 滴蠟在蛋蛋上形成漂亮的藝術品⋯⋯ 「你確定踩了可以硬？」 「欸！果然硬了欸」 狗尾巴興奮地搖晃著 下一秒⋯⋯ 「噴出來！」 「幹！噴我滿腳屎！」 「把自己的屎舔掉！」
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當乳夾拉扯奶頭，馬眼棒插進尿道，
滴蠟在蛋蛋上形成漂亮的藝術品⋯⋯
完整影片
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#歡迎約玩 #歡迎聯名拍攝
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#歡迎約玩 #歡迎聯名拍攝
Cute talking dogs? Chinese or American, or still brings me joy. #rednote #dogs
70 五阿哥的铲屎官发布了一篇小红书笔记，快来看吧！ 😆 mG9AL1DduYBK1Td 😆 xhslink.com/a/XrmG57vvJX...
70 五阿哥的铲屎官发布了一篇小红书笔记，快来看吧！ 😆 mG9AL1DduYBK1Td 😆 xhslink.com/a/XrmG57vvJX...
小红书
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January 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Cute talking dogs? Chinese or American, or still brings me joy. #rednote #dogs
70 五阿哥的铲屎官发布了一篇小红书笔记，快来看吧！ 😆 mG9AL1DduYBK1Td 😆 xhslink.com/a/XrmG57vvJX...
70 五阿哥的铲屎官发布了一篇小红书笔记，快来看吧！ 😆 mG9AL1DduYBK1Td 😆 xhslink.com/a/XrmG57vvJX...