Husband: that’s coffee
Me: made of water. Duh
Husband: that’s coffee
Me: made of water. Duh
youtu.be/Vx5QxUE9rPQ?...
youtu.be/Vx5QxUE9rPQ?...
Brain:The fck you’re not
Me: ………
Brain: ………
Me:I hate you
Brain:you’re adorable
Brain:The fck you’re not
Me: ………
Brain: ………
Me:I hate you
Brain:you’re adorable
My friend: Cut off that head frist!!!
Me:
My friend: Cut off that head frist!!!
Me:
Brazilian Sky: 👍
me: I want Argentina to lose
Brazilian Sky:
Brazilian Sky: 👍
me: I want Argentina to lose
Brazilian Sky:
youtu.be/Akt_bQ25ESQ?...
youtu.be/Akt_bQ25ESQ?...
My cat: you want me to sit in your lap, which i do so rarely you’ll feel blessed
My cat: you want me to sit in your lap, which i do so rarely you’ll feel blessed
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www.tiktok.com/@official_me...
Also Me:
Also Me:
Joe: do I amuse you?
Joe: do I amuse you?
The thing that shocks me fundamentally is that while Ukraine is defending itself…Hungarians used to understand what it's like.
Comment from me:I do share the shock.I would like to add that Hungary is much more than its current authorities.So many Hungarians support 🇺🇦
The thing that shocks me fundamentally is that while Ukraine is defending itself…Hungarians used to understand what it's like.
Comment from me:I do share the shock.I would like to add that Hungary is much more than its current authorities.So many Hungarians support 🇺🇦
Hubs: It was the recorder
Me: IK right. Weird
Hubs: It was the recorder
Me: IK right. Weird
Brain: No
Brain: No
Universe: Gingerbread.
Me: ....
Me:I am eating 𝒂𝒍𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 too many sweets this holiday
Universe: Gingerbread.
Me: ....
Me:I am eating 𝒂𝒍𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 too many sweets this holiday
youtu.be/HawYUImKyos?...
youtu.be/HawYUImKyos?...
The proxys:
The proxys:
Also me:
Also me:
Them: because you’ll miss your loved ones?
Me,thinking about Philly cheesesteaks: …yes
Them: because you’ll miss your loved ones?
Me,thinking about Philly cheesesteaks: …yes
Human: it’s raining
Me:I wanna go out but I don’t want rain
Human: it’s raining
Me:I wanna go out but I don’t want rain
Also me: Reads horoscope I'm so fucked today
Also me: Reads horoscope I'm so fucked today
stuck under a cat
Me:I got shit to do
Her: purrrrrrr
Me: oh… okay :/
stuck under a cat
Me:I got shit to do
Her: purrrrrrr
Me: oh… okay :/