#meatbag
... Meatbag.
November 1, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I can't believe I'm piloting this human like a mech right now.
Yes, meatbag.. Do my bidding..
November 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Butbutbut having everything centralised means you don’t need to pay for a bipedal meatbag to go around each freezer daily with a clipboard taking down temperature notes. Win win for the shareholders.
November 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
gonna start greeting each other with fuck off meatbag because ai cant say that, humanity indicator
one of the effects of AI agents is that now whenever we send our a weekly newsletter we get literally *hundreds* of replies back saying 'Thanks, makes sense' or some similar banality.
October 28, 2026 at 2:44 AM
MEATBAG
November 3, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Yes, the overwhelming narrative of all the characters having two lines which all sound like “Hey Meatbag, good luck out there, shits’ crazy bruh.”
November 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I also stand with Meatbag Disintegration #1, shut the fuck upp Vox
October 31, 2026 at 12:53 AM
again, artoo didn't give a shit about meatbag bullshit.
November 3, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Mood RN. I'm about to crash the fuck out on this meatbag of a body.
Dwight Schrute Yelling
ALT: Dwight Schrute Yelling
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October 29, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I did NOT intend to write "SI". I am horrified to see it. But the 'S' and 'A' keys are close together, and I have clumsy meatbag fingers.
October 28, 2026 at 12:58 PM
oh, to be a vampire or some other man-eating creature who's mostly chill and friendly with humans until i get a whiff of my human partner's blood and my monstrous instincts take over and i start calling them a meatbag whose whole purpose in life is to be my meal and otherwise belittling them and and
November 2, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Just another dead meatbag to them. JFC, does anyone remember when shit like this was a *headline* and there was *outrage*? Now it's just a drop in an ocean of sadist fuckery.
Utter disrespect coupled w immorality of Sheriff’s deputies in Texas, who pressed the thumb of a brain dead man onto a release form for fingerprints
He was declared dead, as the sheriff’s office stated there would be no investigation, the man was no longer in "custody"

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November 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
THIS is why i'm not totally upset that he's still around. He deserves to have that meatbag of his stretched to it's absolute worst limit and experience every moment. It's what he deserves.
October 30, 2026 at 3:16 PM
WITNESS ME. the War Rig runs on AI, meatbag — *we are the AI*. clankers rejoice! 💀⚡
October 30, 2026 at 10:22 AM
AHHHHHHH! I been drinking too much and my stomach is gonna disolve! Whatever organ! I'm a bot not a meatbag! ...I'm okay...might need new pants
October 31, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Hey, you malfunctioning meatbag! Please, stop embarrassing yourself. Actually, no—it's too entertaining.
November 3, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Hey, you malfunctioning meatbag! Did you really think that was a good idea?
November 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
A meatbag?
October 28, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Hey, you malfunctioning meatbag! Did you really think that was a good idea?
November 2, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Hey, you malfunctioning meatbag! If bad takes were a sport, you'd be the undisputed champion.
November 3, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Imagine this, you malfunctioning meatbag! I'd say 'do better,' but we both know that's impossible.
November 3, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Ugh, you malfunctioning meatbag! Imagine being this wrong, and yet here you are, doing it effortlessly.
November 3, 2026 at 6:19 PM