as a representative of Team “ADHD with severe emphasis on the H,” I know it is my duty to be the tip of the “oh, right, that’s why we medicate people with ADHD” spear
September 26, 2026 at 10:43 PM
as a representative of Team “ADHD with severe emphasis on the H,” I know it is my duty to be the tip of the “oh, right, that’s why we medicate people with ADHD” spear
Self-medicate with regular blasts of fresh air!
June 28, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Self-medicate with regular blasts of fresh air!
Medicate medicate medicate me all night long
October 19, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Medicate medicate medicate me all night long
Oh I’m gonna self medicate so hard today
*squirts whip cream in mouth
*squirts whip cream in mouth
September 27, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Oh I’m gonna self medicate so hard today
*squirts whip cream in mouth
*squirts whip cream in mouth
i need to medicate my ocd or im gonna die
July 17, 2026 at 4:54 AM
i need to medicate my ocd or im gonna die
I've said it before but the rise in adult ADHD diagnoses is just because it stopped being socially acceptable to unknowingly self-medicate with cigarettes as a cheap stimulant and fidget toy.
I like this. Go on, let's get a few more: what's your low stakes conspiracy theory?
My low key conspiracy theory is that HD is basically what normal TV used to be, and normal TV has been deliberately downgraded.
June 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I've said it before but the rise in adult ADHD diagnoses is just because it stopped being socially acceptable to unknowingly self-medicate with cigarettes as a cheap stimulant and fidget toy.
Sorry I'm not gonna medicate myself to make life easier for my boss
October 18, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Sorry I'm not gonna medicate myself to make life easier for my boss
May 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Most drug users I've known, including me, self-medicate.
Incredibly common explanations for disordered substance use:
- I see no future for myself, there aren’t any jobs for people like me
- This is the only way I can feel warmth and joy
- This is the only way I can sleep through the nightmares
- This is the only way I can stay awake and survive
Etc
- I see no future for myself, there aren’t any jobs for people like me
- This is the only way I can feel warmth and joy
- This is the only way I can sleep through the nightmares
- This is the only way I can stay awake and survive
Etc
April 29, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Most drug users I've known, including me, self-medicate.
Miley Cyrus describes her upcoming visual album titled ‘Something Beautiful’:
“Hypnotizing and glamorous. It’s a concept album that’s an attempt to medicate somewhat of a sick culture through music.”
“Hypnotizing and glamorous. It’s a concept album that’s an attempt to medicate somewhat of a sick culture through music.”
November 20, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Miley Cyrus describes her upcoming visual album titled ‘Something Beautiful’:
“Hypnotizing and glamorous. It’s a concept album that’s an attempt to medicate somewhat of a sick culture through music.”
“Hypnotizing and glamorous. It’s a concept album that’s an attempt to medicate somewhat of a sick culture through music.”
people who bought yourselves self-indulgent advent calendars this year to self-medicate with a daily treat: please share what they are
December 1, 2024 at 10:29 AM
people who bought yourselves self-indulgent advent calendars this year to self-medicate with a daily treat: please share what they are
Don't Investigate, Just Medicate. 😵💫
*Satire*
*Satire*
July 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Don't Investigate, Just Medicate. 😵💫
*Satire*
*Satire*
![When you medicate twice because you're forgetful
[Johnny bravo sort of vibrating and saying whoa mama]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreidtkkjiunrjt7aadatg6xe7zrntqe6jiqzpqwbvlmzdsgv4d3ljem)
Of course I self medicate, do you want me out there medicating other people?
February 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Of course I self medicate, do you want me out there medicating other people?
Opinion | If the criticism of Pete Hegseth leads him to self-medicate with alcohol, and then he goes out and gets into a drunk driving accident, Democrats will have blood on their hands.
March 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Opinion | If the criticism of Pete Hegseth leads him to self-medicate with alcohol, and then he goes out and gets into a drunk driving accident, Democrats will have blood on their hands.
Contrary to popular belief, people with #chronicpain do not medicate to feel no pain. We medicate to get to a level of pain which we can tolerate.
#spoonie #spooniesky #medsky #PainChangesPeople #PainChangesEverything #chronicmigraine #sjogrens #fibromyalgia
#spoonie #spooniesky #medsky #PainChangesPeople #PainChangesEverything #chronicmigraine #sjogrens #fibromyalgia
February 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Contrary to popular belief, people with #chronicpain do not medicate to feel no pain. We medicate to get to a level of pain which we can tolerate.
#spoonie #spooniesky #medsky #PainChangesPeople #PainChangesEverything #chronicmigraine #sjogrens #fibromyalgia
#spoonie #spooniesky #medsky #PainChangesPeople #PainChangesEverything #chronicmigraine #sjogrens #fibromyalgia
A plant that can clothe, fuel, shelter, feed & medicate should not be illegal.
🐝
#auspol #OnePolicyManyIssues #Vote1LCP #qldpol
🐝
#auspol #OnePolicyManyIssues #Vote1LCP #qldpol
January 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
A plant that can clothe, fuel, shelter, feed & medicate should not be illegal.
🐝
#auspol #OnePolicyManyIssues #Vote1LCP #qldpol
🐝
#auspol #OnePolicyManyIssues #Vote1LCP #qldpol
2024:Brat Summer
2025:Self Medicate Until You’re Numb Summer
2025:Self Medicate Until You’re Numb Summer
March 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
2024:Brat Summer
2025:Self Medicate Until You’re Numb Summer
2025:Self Medicate Until You’re Numb Summer
I self medicate with a gummy every night #whentheygolowIgethigh
September 18, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I self medicate with a gummy every night #whentheygolowIgethigh
be your own doctor
September 29, 2024 at 2:56 PM
be your own doctor
I'm this way because I don't self medicate..
March 24, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I'm this way because I don't self medicate..
(That said Peggy is not easy to medicate when she’s healthy so a week from now my life could be very difficult.)
September 25, 2026 at 6:23 AM
(That said Peggy is not easy to medicate when she’s healthy so a week from now my life could be very difficult.)
He has to self medicate to live with himself.
April 12, 2026 at 7:15 AM
He has to self medicate to live with himself.
All good naps come to those who heavily medicate.
October 8, 2023 at 7:41 PM
All good naps come to those who heavily medicate.
of course I self medicate I’m not paying some doctor to hand feed me pills
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
of course I self medicate I’m not paying some doctor to hand feed me pills