In the world of unscrupulous oligarchs, Elon isn't just a shark. He's a megalodon.
Even megalodons can bleed.
It makes the other sharks curious.
Even megalodons can bleed.
It makes the other sharks curious.
March 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
In the world of unscrupulous oligarchs, Elon isn't just a shark. He's a megalodon.
Even megalodons can bleed.
It makes the other sharks curious.
Even megalodons can bleed.
It makes the other sharks curious.
1000 Megalodons sind ein Terralodon.
April 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
1000 Megalodons sind ein Terralodon.
The canceled WW game mentioned the megalodons. 😢
Finally?
So no megalodons?
So no megalodons?
September 19, 2026 at 2:11 PM
The canceled WW game mentioned the megalodons. 😢
The Meg.
No. Megalodons are extinct. It doesn’t matter how many moronic pseudo-scientific documentaries the Discovery Channel makes. They’re gone.
No. Megalodons are extinct. It doesn’t matter how many moronic pseudo-scientific documentaries the Discovery Channel makes. They’re gone.
August 10, 2026 at 3:01 PM
The Meg.
No. Megalodons are extinct. It doesn’t matter how many moronic pseudo-scientific documentaries the Discovery Channel makes. They’re gone.
No. Megalodons are extinct. It doesn’t matter how many moronic pseudo-scientific documentaries the Discovery Channel makes. They’re gone.
March 23, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Just a girl in love with megalodons.
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Just a girl in love with megalodons.
For many pirates, this poster will be the closest they get to the Shrouded Ghost. What's been your most memorable Megalodon encounter?
March 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
For many pirates, this poster will be the closest they get to the Shrouded Ghost. What's been your most memorable Megalodon encounter?
very difficult to explain to my cat I cannot pet her right now I am writing sadly about megalodons
December 2, 2024 at 3:05 AM
very difficult to explain to my cat I cannot pet her right now I am writing sadly about megalodons
My best story was the guy insisting to the world’s leading expert on prehistoric sharks that megalodons might exist.
Him: How can really we know they’re not out there?
Her: Whales exist.
Him: How can really we know they’re not out there?
Her: Whales exist.
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
My best story was the guy insisting to the world’s leading expert on prehistoric sharks that megalodons might exist.
Him: How can really we know they’re not out there?
Her: Whales exist.
Him: How can really we know they’re not out there?
Her: Whales exist.
“Why is there an wel up your nose?”
“It keeps away the megalodons.”
“But there no megalodons!”
“See, it works!”
“It keeps away the megalodons.”
“But there no megalodons!”
“See, it works!”
October 6, 2024 at 7:51 PM
“Why is there an wel up your nose?”
“It keeps away the megalodons.”
“But there no megalodons!”
“See, it works!”
“It keeps away the megalodons.”
“But there no megalodons!”
“See, it works!”
February 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
In this movie, Jason Statham plays a retired [Deep Sea Diver] who is working as a [Tour Guide]. Events will transpire, causing him to have to spin kick [Megalodons] while [protecting] a [hot chick]
In this movie, Jason Statham plays a retired [Royal Marine] who is working as a [Beekeeper]. Events will transpire, causing him to have to spin kick [Crypto Scammers] while [Avenging] a [Old Lady]
In this movie, Jason Statham plays a retired [SBS] who is working as a [Lighthouse Keeper]. Events will transpire, causing him to have to spin kick [MI5 Black Operatives] while protecting a [Teen Girl]
February 25, 2026 at 3:13 AM
In this movie, Jason Statham plays a retired [Deep Sea Diver] who is working as a [Tour Guide]. Events will transpire, causing him to have to spin kick [Megalodons] while [protecting] a [hot chick]
Megalodons are OP, pls nerf...
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September 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Megalodons are OP, pls nerf...
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Rare adds two new megalodons to Sea of Thieves, and one is on fire
Rare adds two new megalodons to Sea of Thieves, and one is on fire
Wild Things, the new Sea of Thieves season, begins on Feb. 20
buff.ly
February 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Rare adds two new megalodons to Sea of Thieves, and one is on fire
Megalodons
Pirates
Skeletons
May 27, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Megalodons
March 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Two baristas are debating the existence of megalodons. One is a marine biology post-doctoral student and is laying down the shark facts. The other laughingly says: "I know! yeah. I get it. Science. But COMMON! we've all got to dream! Just give me this. PLEAAASE?!" (3)
July 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Two baristas are debating the existence of megalodons. One is a marine biology post-doctoral student and is laying down the shark facts. The other laughingly says: "I know! yeah. I get it. Science. But COMMON! we've all got to dream! Just give me this. PLEAAASE?!" (3)
war noch nie auf mallorca aber wenn ich mal da bin werde ich enttäuscht sein falls da keine megalodons sind
July 10, 2026 at 7:14 PM
war noch nie auf mallorca aber wenn ich mal da bin werde ich enttäuscht sein falls da keine megalodons sind
March 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
*extremely confidently* Well you see, when a large boat or as they are sometimes known a "chip" goes very fast in the water, they create a place behind where it's easier to swim, which attracts things like mermaids and megalodons. The largest thing behind it is the 'draft king.'
Wrong answers only folks. What IS a draft king?
Still, resolutely, refuse to learn what a draft king is.
March 25, 2026 at 7:03 PM
*extremely confidently* Well you see, when a large boat or as they are sometimes known a "chip" goes very fast in the water, they create a place behind where it's easier to swim, which attracts things like mermaids and megalodons. The largest thing behind it is the 'draft king.'
there are so many studios getting completely gutted because of execs steering everyone into the high stakes live service game tarpits. i feel like i'm being surrounded by preserved megalodons and mammoths with an eternally preserved rictus of terror on each of their faces.
February 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
there are so many studios getting completely gutted because of execs steering everyone into the high stakes live service game tarpits. i feel like i'm being surrounded by preserved megalodons and mammoths with an eternally preserved rictus of terror on each of their faces.
Megalodons were longer and leaner than scientists once thought. That shape could have contributed to the giant shark’s extinction, new research suggests.
Megalodon Sharks Were Prehistoric Nightmares. Why Did They Go Extinct?
Megalodons have been portrayed as gigantic great whites, but new research suggests they were more svelte and less agile hunters that got outcompeted.
on.wsj.com
June 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Megalodons were longer and leaner than scientists once thought. That shape could have contributed to the giant shark’s extinction, new research suggests.