February 5, 2026 at 2:26 PM
June 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
The “Melania” documentary opened with about $7M its first weekend. For a documentary, that’s not terrible.
And then it immediately did what most political vanity projects do:
fell off a cliff.
#MelaniaSucks
1/5
And then it immediately did what most political vanity projects do:
fell off a cliff.
#MelaniaSucks
1/5
March 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The “Melania” documentary opened with about $7M its first weekend. For a documentary, that’s not terrible.
And then it immediately did what most political vanity projects do:
fell off a cliff.
#MelaniaSucks
1/5
And then it immediately did what most political vanity projects do:
fell off a cliff.
#MelaniaSucks
1/5
Hey, Daniel! Thanks for the inclusion!
#MelaniaSucks
#MelaniaGoHome
#DeportMelania
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June 7, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Critics hated it.
Scores landed somewhere around single digits.
Audience score? Nearly 99%.
Apparently the only thing more polarized than politics is a Rotten Tomatoes page.
#MelaniaSucks
3/5
Scores landed somewhere around single digits.
Audience score? Nearly 99%.
Apparently the only thing more polarized than politics is a Rotten Tomatoes page.
#MelaniaSucks
3/5
March 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Critics hated it.
Scores landed somewhere around single digits.
Audience score? Nearly 99%.
Apparently the only thing more polarized than politics is a Rotten Tomatoes page.
#MelaniaSucks
3/5
Scores landed somewhere around single digits.
Audience score? Nearly 99%.
Apparently the only thing more polarized than politics is a Rotten Tomatoes page.
#MelaniaSucks
3/5
I can't wait to hear about her early years. 🤮 #MelaniaSucks
January 27, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I can't wait to hear about her early years. 🤮 #MelaniaSucks
Man, Bezos doing all he can to kiss the ring…
In the top 10…..as No. 1 with a 1.3 star review.
…..and this is like the 4th time the reviews have been wiped.
#MelaniaSucks
In the top 10…..as No. 1 with a 1.3 star review.
…..and this is like the 4th time the reviews have been wiped.
#MelaniaSucks
February 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Man, Bezos doing all he can to kiss the ring…
In the top 10…..as No. 1 with a 1.3 star review.
…..and this is like the 4th time the reviews have been wiped.
#MelaniaSucks
In the top 10…..as No. 1 with a 1.3 star review.
…..and this is like the 4th time the reviews have been wiped.
#MelaniaSucks
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 AM
The funniest part?
After just a few weeks in theaters, the movie is already heading to streaming.
Nothing says “smash theatrical success” like the studio quietly shuffling it to the couch before the popcorn machine even cools down.
#MelaniaSucks
4/5
After just a few weeks in theaters, the movie is already heading to streaming.
Nothing says “smash theatrical success” like the studio quietly shuffling it to the couch before the popcorn machine even cools down.
#MelaniaSucks
4/5
March 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The funniest part?
After just a few weeks in theaters, the movie is already heading to streaming.
Nothing says “smash theatrical success” like the studio quietly shuffling it to the couch before the popcorn machine even cools down.
#MelaniaSucks
4/5
After just a few weeks in theaters, the movie is already heading to streaming.
Nothing says “smash theatrical success” like the studio quietly shuffling it to the couch before the popcorn machine even cools down.
#MelaniaSucks
4/5
Total box office so far: ~$16–17M worldwide.
That might sound okay until you remember the part where Amazon reportedly spent roughly $40M acquiring it and another ~$35M marketing it.
Math is cruel.
That’s tens of millions in losses.
#MelaniaSucks
2/5
That might sound okay until you remember the part where Amazon reportedly spent roughly $40M acquiring it and another ~$35M marketing it.
Math is cruel.
That’s tens of millions in losses.
#MelaniaSucks
2/5
March 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Total box office so far: ~$16–17M worldwide.
That might sound okay until you remember the part where Amazon reportedly spent roughly $40M acquiring it and another ~$35M marketing it.
Math is cruel.
That’s tens of millions in losses.
#MelaniaSucks
2/5
That might sound okay until you remember the part where Amazon reportedly spent roughly $40M acquiring it and another ~$35M marketing it.
Math is cruel.
That’s tens of millions in losses.
#MelaniaSucks
2/5
So to recap:
• ~$75M invested
• ~$17M box office
• Critics: brutal
• Theaters: abandoned
• Streaming: emergency landing
Hollywood calls that a pivot.
Everyone else calls it a bomb with a Wi-Fi connection.
#MelaniaSucks”
5/5
• ~$75M invested
• ~$17M box office
• Critics: brutal
• Theaters: abandoned
• Streaming: emergency landing
Hollywood calls that a pivot.
Everyone else calls it a bomb with a Wi-Fi connection.
#MelaniaSucks”
5/5
March 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
So to recap:
• ~$75M invested
• ~$17M box office
• Critics: brutal
• Theaters: abandoned
• Streaming: emergency landing
Hollywood calls that a pivot.
Everyone else calls it a bomb with a Wi-Fi connection.
#MelaniaSucks”
5/5
• ~$75M invested
• ~$17M box office
• Critics: brutal
• Theaters: abandoned
• Streaming: emergency landing
Hollywood calls that a pivot.
Everyone else calls it a bomb with a Wi-Fi connection.
#MelaniaSucks”
5/5
I know my fellow Americans will write a heartfelt review on a social media, including Yelp, movie rags, & other means of entertainment news.
#IMPEACHtrumpNOW
#MelaniaSucks
#IMPEACHtrumpNOW
#MelaniaSucks
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Alt: a woman holding up a sign that says absolutely awful
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January 26, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I know my fellow Americans will write a heartfelt review on a social media, including Yelp, movie rags, & other means of entertainment news.
#IMPEACHtrumpNOW
#MelaniaSucks
#IMPEACHtrumpNOW
#MelaniaSucks
Grifting Trump family
#MelaniaSucks
#MelaniaSucks
Reports are circulating about Craigslist ads offering $50 for people to watch the Melania movie 😂 and Snopes has confirmed the ad existed.
February 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Grifting Trump family
#MelaniaSucks
#MelaniaSucks
#WheresMelania #WHOCARES 😂😅🤣
#FirstHO 😂😅 you know 😂🤣😅 #Melania #MelaniaSUCKS
youtu.be/uaDirj4Cs9w?...
#FirstHO 😂😅 you know 😂🤣😅 #Melania #MelaniaSUCKS
youtu.be/uaDirj4Cs9w?...
REPORTER DROPS BOMBSHELL: Melania DONE With Trump
YouTube video by Keith Edwards
youtu.be
June 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
#WheresMelania #WHOCARES 😂😅🤣
#FirstHO 😂😅 you know 😂🤣😅 #Melania #MelaniaSUCKS
youtu.be/uaDirj4Cs9w?...
#FirstHO 😂😅 you know 😂🤣😅 #Melania #MelaniaSUCKS
youtu.be/uaDirj4Cs9w?...
February 1, 2026 at 2:42 AM
They, meaning #ThoseAssholes, now want to rename the #KennedyCenter the #GrabbedPussyCenter.
Or something like that... those assholes somehow feel #Melania, aka #Melanoma, aka #Felonia, deserves this honor.
Maybe they wanna turn it into a #porntheater?
#fucktheseassholes
#melaniasucks
#fuckmelania
Or something like that... those assholes somehow feel #Melania, aka #Melanoma, aka #Felonia, deserves this honor.
Maybe they wanna turn it into a #porntheater?
#fucktheseassholes
#melaniasucks
#fuckmelania
July 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
They, meaning #ThoseAssholes, now want to rename the #KennedyCenter the #GrabbedPussyCenter.
Or something like that... those assholes somehow feel #Melania, aka #Melanoma, aka #Felonia, deserves this honor.
Maybe they wanna turn it into a #porntheater?
#fucktheseassholes
#melaniasucks
#fuckmelania
Or something like that... those assholes somehow feel #Melania, aka #Melanoma, aka #Felonia, deserves this honor.
Maybe they wanna turn it into a #porntheater?
#fucktheseassholes
#melaniasucks
#fuckmelania
MELANIA MOVIE SOME1 HACKED CINEMA & POSTER
YouTube video by Tony Dortie
youtube.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:34 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6R2...
Donald=Crook
Melania=Crook
Jeff Bezos=Crook
#AmazonSUCKS #Corruption #MelaniaSUCKS #Oligarchs
#EndFascism
Donald=Crook
Melania=Crook
Jeff Bezos=Crook
#AmazonSUCKS #Corruption #MelaniaSUCKS #Oligarchs
#EndFascism
Amazon Dropped $75M on 'Melania,' is Jeff Bezos Trying to Impress Trump?
YouTube video by Jemele Hill
www.youtube.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6R2...
Donald=Crook
Melania=Crook
Jeff Bezos=Crook
#AmazonSUCKS #Corruption #MelaniaSUCKS #Oligarchs
#EndFascism
Donald=Crook
Melania=Crook
Jeff Bezos=Crook
#AmazonSUCKS #Corruption #MelaniaSUCKS #Oligarchs
#EndFascism
February 6, 2026 at 11:45 AM
February 6, 2026 at 11:39 AM
As a caregiver that left my job to take care of two sick family members, those benefits helped keep us above water.
She can go pound sand!
#melaniasucks
She can go pound sand!
#melaniasucks
June 11, 2026 at 4:10 PM
As a caregiver that left my job to take care of two sick family members, those benefits helped keep us above water.
She can go pound sand!
#melaniasucks
She can go pound sand!
#melaniasucks