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claytoonz.bsky.social
Now showing at an empty theater near you #Trump #MelaniaTrump #Greenland #Denmark #MelaniaTheMovie
January 20, 2026 at 8:47 PM
ablueview.bsky.social
Melania the Bribe #ABlueView 🧵1/3

#MelaniaTheMovie #FIFAOscar
January 30, 2026 at 4:55 PM
laserbrille.bsky.social
Falschparker in USA 🇺🇲
bekommen zur Strafe ein Ticket:

#MelaniaTheMovie
February 2, 2026 at 10:50 AM
politicalcartoon.bsky.social
Matt Reutter @NewYorker on #MelaniaTheMovie #MelaniaFilm #MelaniaMovie #AMustWatch – political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
politicalcartoon.bsky.social
Matt Davies on #MelaniaTheMovie #MelaniaFilm #MelaniaMovie #AMustWatch – political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:01 AM
politicalcartoon.bsky.social
Clay Bennett @BennettCartoons on #MelaniaTheMovie #MelaniaFilm #MelaniaMovie #AMustWatch #ICE – political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:07 PM
politicalcartoon.bsky.social
Graeme Keyes @KeyesGraeme on #MelaniaTheMovie #MelaniaFilm #MelaniaMovie #AMustWatch #ICE – political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
claytoonz.bsky.social
Drawn in 30 seconds #Trump #MelaniaTrump #Greenland #Denmark #MelaniaTheMovie
January 21, 2026 at 2:22 PM
debbienorthway.bsky.social
#MelaniaTheMovie
January 11, 2026 at 11:03 PM
jondev.bsky.social
#MelaniaTheMovie #Trump
January 30, 2026 at 7:09 PM
brendao.bsky.social
Can you imagine opening weekend for #MelaniaTheMovie?
December 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
aliceapostate.bsky.social
A sneak peek from #MelaniatheMovie
January 21, 2026 at 4:28 AM
fullytooned.bsky.social
#MelaniaTheMovie #MelaniaFilm #MelaniaMovie #MelaniaVandalism #MelaniaCartoon
January 31, 2026 at 11:07 AM
annetm.bsky.social
#MelaniaTheMovie
January 11, 2026 at 10:16 PM
tigermetal.bsky.social
Here’s 144 minutes of your life you’ll never get back.
“A MUST MISS!”
#melaniathemovie
December 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
catspice.bsky.social
Agreed! Aussies hate #melania #melaniathemovie
#fuckmelania (like #epstein) Ewwww
#https://youtu.be/LlCyrdBnsAI?si=Ewq-VSlKfLTuz18N
February 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
richmondjon.bsky.social
#MelaniaTheMovie
January 31, 2026 at 3:14 AM
thomasahammer.bsky.social
So, if nobody shows up to the theatre does the distribution company have to pay the theatre for wasting their time?

www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

#MelaniaTheMovie
January 22, 2026 at 6:31 AM
photoframd.bsky.social
🤣 ‘Melania’ Suffers Devastating Weekend at the Box Office #MelaniaTheMovie www.thedailybeast.com/melania-suff... via @thedailybeast
‘Melania’ Suffers Devastating Weekend at the Box Office
The first lady’s documentary continues to plummet at the box office.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 16, 2026 at 7:26 AM
geowu.bsky.social
Right now, Melania has a Rotten Tomatoes “tomatometer” of 6% and a popcorn meter of 98%, a difference of 92%!

The previous largest discrepancy is The Boondock Saints @65%.

www.imdb.com/list/ls52428...

#Melania #Melaniathemovie
January 31, 2026 at 2:25 PM
stevenblackwood.bsky.social
I wonder if it would be possible to write a dispassionate review of the MELANIA MOVIE? That is viewing the film having little or no knowledge of the subject. #MelaniatheMovie
January 31, 2026 at 12:51 AM
wdgnw.bsky.social
Retouched version of actual Truth Social post from Trump. Trump in Black Tie, stands next Melania, she in white blouse and black trousers; with their backs to a white background for a publicity shot for her movie- Melania. Except the letters behind them now read ME A LIAR,instead of MELANIA. Trumps “truth” read: “Melania, the Movie, is a must watch or we shoot you- Can't give the tickets away!” A further url reads “amazin/ai/slop/melaniathemovie”
January 26, 2026 at 10:48 PM
photoframd.bsky.social
🤣 'Melania' Vanishes From Box Office Charts After Just 4 Weeks #MelaniaTheMovie www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/mel... via @thedailybeast
'Melania' Vanishes From Box Office Charts After Just 4 Weeks
Despite MAGA touting the film’s success, the first lady’s documentary doesn’t appear to be bringing more theater-goers.
www.thedailybeast.com
March 2, 2026 at 4:46 PM
photoframd.bsky.social
🤣 ‘Melania’ Box Office Plummets in Second Weekend #MelaniaTheMovie www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/mel... via @thedailybeast
‘Melania’ Box Office Plummets in Second Weekend
The controversial documentary experienced a 67 percent drop-off in attendance in its second weekend.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:27 AM
photoframd.bsky.social
‘Daily Show’s’ Jordan Klepper Crashes ‘Melania’ Premiere to Roast MAGA Moviegoers #MelaniaTheMovie www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/dai... via @thedailybeast
‘Daily Show’s’ Jordan Klepper Crashes ‘Melania’ Premiere to Roast MAGA Moviegoers
“So it’s not a $40-million payoff from Jeff Bezos just to kiss up to Donald Trump?”
www.thedailybeast.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:42 AM