…bc if there is any opportunity for wu xie to be naked in a tomb, he will be. in this respect the dramas have really let us down w/r/t such a revealing facet of his personality, also his canonical fear of: 1) hair 2) the dark 3) dead cats (?) and the way he treats menyouping exactly like a sexy lamp

это от слова menyouping

That because Wu Xie’s nickname for Xiaoge is Menyouping (poker face) so the ping from that and the Xie from Wu Xie

definitely stoppered/sealed-up! i prefer when it's just left menyouping tbh

There's a character in a Chinese series who's often referred to as 闷油瓶 mènyóupíng (something like sealed oil can) bc of his silence/lack of affect. I've seen this TL'd as Pokerface, Stuffy, or Deadpan. Recently I watched another version of the story, which subbed it as

Shtum

(Genius? Madness? idk)

reading grave robbers’ chronicles FOR THE PLOT & constantly interrupted by wu xie being obsessed, literally obsessed, with menyouping—whole chapters of story where the narrative in INTERRUPTED by wu xie thinking about him. it’s DISTRACTING, why hasn’t pangzi throttled them both

Yes. Zhang Qiling is actually his title as Patriarch of the family. Nobody still alive knows his given name. 🙁 Xiaoge is his nickname. Also called, at times, Poker Face and Stuffy Oil Bottle(menyouping) before he was well known to WuXie (and well liked).

here's the thing about daomu tho—right about the time you conclude it is simply the stupidest shit ever, just wu xie running/screaming/falling/looney-tunesing his way through his first tomb and nothing more? ol' xu lei WILL clock you with some foreshadowing that later will burn the HEART out of you

look i never know what i'm doing at the best of times but when i decided to write zhang "menyouping" qiling having phone sex with wu xie i clearly jumped my own shark, this is a disaster but i think i'm hilarious (good thing since no one else does) #dmbj #pingxie #wipwednesday

there is also a tumblr post for convenient rebageling https://missfangirll.tumblr.com/post/712698618602225664/oh-my-god-im-so-excited-so-okay-i-have-always #dmbj #xiaoge #menyouping #zhangqiling

from xiaoge’s first single wordless tear to this one, if wu xie ever once saw his menyouping weep silently don't you think his whole entire heart would break open #dmbj #tibetanseaflower