We did it! Now let's fix this mess!
John Leguizamo
John Leguizamo
November 4, 2026 at 11:09 AM
We did it! Now let's fix this mess!
John Leguizamo
John Leguizamo
Bless this mess
November 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Bless this mess
November 3, 2026 at 5:53 AM
I want my hole to be used relentlessly until I'm a whimpering mess or I want my dick to be edged mercilessly until I'm a whimpering mess. Either way, I'm a mess 🥴
November 2, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I want my hole to be used relentlessly until I'm a whimpering mess or I want my dick to be edged mercilessly until I'm a whimpering mess. Either way, I'm a mess 🥴
DONT. MESS. WITH. TEXAS.
November 4, 2026 at 4:22 AM
DONT. MESS. WITH. TEXAS.
November 5, 2026 at 5:53 PM
November 2, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Watch me stroke my load out. Who wants to clean up the mess?
November 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Watch me stroke my load out. Who wants to clean up the mess?
sorry sir I’ve made a sticky mess
November 5, 2026 at 9:04 AM
sorry sir I’ve made a sticky mess
Don't mess with Blexas
November 4, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Don't mess with Blexas
November 2, 2026 at 7:50 AM
don’t mess with blexas
November 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
don’t mess with blexas
Holy fuck, she’s a mess
November 2, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Holy fuck, she’s a mess
i might have made a mess, clean it up?
November 5, 2026 at 7:41 AM
i might have made a mess, clean it up?
It’s cool that voters kicked Republicans out of office, but you can’t look at the mess they left behind and shrug and say, “Welp, we’ll do better!” You have to clean up the mess. You have to make sure it doesn’t happen again. Voters will *demand* it, and if you don’t, they won’t come back.
November 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
It’s cool that voters kicked Republicans out of office, but you can’t look at the mess they left behind and shrug and say, “Welp, we’ll do better!” You have to clean up the mess. You have to make sure it doesn’t happen again. Voters will *demand* it, and if you don’t, they won’t come back.
Making a mess on the couch
November 2, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Making a mess on the couch
wishing Ken Paxton a very don’t mess with sex workers again
The super funny last minute strategy to attack Talarico was to bring back up that he social media followed some adult performers. I had never actually seen his campaign's statement in response. It's on point! The nominees this cycle are really good at this stuff!
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November 4, 2026 at 12:09 AM
wishing Ken Paxton a very don’t mess with sex workers again
americans every once in a while: hmmmm perhaps i will try Republican Governance
americans shortly thereafter: HOLY FUCKIN SHIT GET ME OUTTA THIS MESS
americans shortly thereafter: HOLY FUCKIN SHIT GET ME OUTTA THIS MESS
November 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
americans every once in a while: hmmmm perhaps i will try Republican Governance
americans shortly thereafter: HOLY FUCKIN SHIT GET ME OUTTA THIS MESS
americans shortly thereafter: HOLY FUCKIN SHIT GET ME OUTTA THIS MESS
Morning Kittens
(It’s my extra hour, don’t mess this up Karen)
SOUND UP
(It’s my extra hour, don’t mess this up Karen)
SOUND UP
November 2, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Morning Kittens
(It’s my extra hour, don’t mess this up Karen)
SOUND UP
(It’s my extra hour, don’t mess this up Karen)
SOUND UP
house: a mess
life: a mess
health: a mess
world: a mess
today's outfit? absolutely banging 10/10 thank you very much
life: a mess
health: a mess
world: a mess
today's outfit? absolutely banging 10/10 thank you very much
November 5, 2026 at 11:04 AM
house: a mess
life: a mess
health: a mess
world: a mess
today's outfit? absolutely banging 10/10 thank you very much
life: a mess
health: a mess
world: a mess
today's outfit? absolutely banging 10/10 thank you very much
Democrats showing grace to opponents by default rather than by merit is what got into this mess.
November 3, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Democrats showing grace to opponents by default rather than by merit is what got into this mess.
The whole Haley Stevens situation is a mess. We still can’t believe she endorsed MAGA Mike Rogers. Glad her entire staff walked away.
November 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
The whole Haley Stevens situation is a mess. We still can’t believe she endorsed MAGA Mike Rogers. Glad her entire staff walked away.
Whoopsies, made a mess 🥴
November 2, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Whoopsies, made a mess 🥴