soooo, how many Republican homophobes you think are ignoring calls from their wives while getting their backs blown out???

dont forget the lube, mikey!

#grindr #magamikelovesdick #michaelpenis #rnc #goplovesdick

When one of the top two QBs in the draft is named Michaelpenis…

…you draft the other guy

MAGA Michael Penis, shrinking from the pressure

its gonna happen, Congressman Penis

you're just delaying the inevitable

#michaelpenis #magamike #smalldickenergy

lock Mike Johnson in the closet he's already in and move for an impeachment vote.

"they can't do that"

wake up, sweetie pie. "can't" is a 4-letter word to them and only one letter and a removed apostrophe from "cunt"

#mikejohnson #michaelpenis #becausehelikespenis #impeachtrump

they should just replace Mike Johnson

no vote

he quite clearly isnt doing his job, so why the fuck is he still Speaker of the House? if they arent going to follow rules, why should Democrats?

FIGHT DIRTY, GODDAMNIT

#fightthepower #25thamendment #fascism #michaelpenis

awwww, poor MAGA Michael Penis

did Trump fuck you without lube?

its almost like he's a sociopath who would literally put his own party in danger to save himself

#mikejohnson #michaelpenis #magamike

enjoy: michaelpenis