#microdick
Microdick whitebois are meant to be cheated on.
October 26, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I distinctly remember something about a tiny mushroom microdick….
Stormy Daniels: A Storm's A Comin' Baby
ALT: Stormy Daniels: A Storm's A Comin' Baby
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October 25, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Nah. He put his microdick grievance first.
October 24, 2026 at 1:06 AM
October 22, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Apparently Mr MicroDick has a slight problem dealing with women. Typical of a man with zero interpersonal social skills and no ability to relate to anyone other than bigoted, misogynistic micro-dick losers.
October 24, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I don't understand why nobody dishes that shit right back to him.

It would be worth losing press credentials to watch his microdick retreat further inward in humiliation.

😳

WOMAN REPORTER: Do sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir?

TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with?

REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sex abuse allegations

TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?
October 23, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Has anyone seen where this shrimp ugly dick is?

Send him a message and say he's in trouble....

And to get ready for his punishment!

#Findom #Femdom #SPH #CBT #Shrimpdick #Uselessclit #Clitdick #Tinydick #Microdick
October 28, 2026 at 5:13 PM
@cornelllaw.bsky.social I'm not john schimenti's girlfriend and he can't get anyone pregnant with an impotent microdick @hsgac.senate.gov @newyorkstateag.bsky.social impotent microdick male rage on full display. @hsgac.senate.gov he is a veterinarian. Not a lawyer. Not a medical doctor. @nytimes.com
October 23, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Were it not for the post pointing out that this is the White House, I would have thought it was a middle eastern wannabe dic-tader's palace trying to make up for a micro dick.

At least I got the microdick part right. 😯🙄😬
"[Donald Trump] has got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory."

--Barack Obama
October 24, 2026 at 10:17 PM