“biological sex” should refer only to having sex in a lab, knocking over microscopes and shit, contaminating every surface while scientists watch you and take notes
April 17, 2025 at 10:03 AM
“biological sex” should refer only to having sex in a lab, knocking over microscopes and shit, contaminating every surface while scientists watch you and take notes
I have been sick for a week and I just read about "something going around" in a subreddit, which I guess is how I get my information now that the CDC is officially spending the next four years determining when and how microscopes became gay.
May 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I have been sick for a week and I just read about "something going around" in a subreddit, which I guess is how I get my information now that the CDC is officially spending the next four years determining when and how microscopes became gay.
These giant African rats sniff out tuberculosis in 3 seconds flat, work microscopes take a full day to do. APOPO's HeroRATs are already saving lives across Africa and Asia.
August 23, 2026 at 12:38 PM
These giant African rats sniff out tuberculosis in 3 seconds flat, work microscopes take a full day to do. APOPO's HeroRATs are already saving lives across Africa and Asia.
It is a little weird to me countries aren’t more aggressively, formally trying to take advantage of the U.S. science brain drain. Once in a lifetime opportunity to buy low on Non-Dumbass Americans with PhDs who just wanna look into microscopes and quietly cure ass cancer as our country eats shit.
May 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
It is a little weird to me countries aren’t more aggressively, formally trying to take advantage of the U.S. science brain drain. Once in a lifetime opportunity to buy low on Non-Dumbass Americans with PhDs who just wanna look into microscopes and quietly cure ass cancer as our country eats shit.
have you seen the shit people sold before microscopes?
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 AM
have you seen the shit people sold before microscopes?
You know you're a nerd when Youtube's algorithm feeds you ads for microscopes.
June 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
You know you're a nerd when Youtube's algorithm feeds you ads for microscopes.
It’s because microscopes have low T. I did my own research.
May 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It’s because microscopes have low T. I did my own research.
The members of Philadelphia's Senior Environment Corps wade into streams, peered through microscopes and teach kids how to identify aquatic critters. (via @whyy.org)
Philadelphia seniors track air and water pollution to ‘leave a better world’
Members of the Senior Environment Corps wade into streams, peer through microscopes and teach kids how to identify aquatic critters.
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December 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The members of Philadelphia's Senior Environment Corps wade into streams, peered through microscopes and teach kids how to identify aquatic critters. (via @whyy.org)
Has anyone noticed we only ever see germs under microscopes maybe those microscopes are just nasty af and everywhere else it's clean
June 27, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Has anyone noticed we only ever see germs under microscopes maybe those microscopes are just nasty af and everywhere else it's clean
A new Harvard study claims Nick Cardy is the greatest DC cover artist of all time. They used microscopes and everything
May 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A new Harvard study claims Nick Cardy is the greatest DC cover artist of all time. They used microscopes and everything
Through rose-coloured microscopes.
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Through rose-coloured microscopes.
Microscopes have always fascinated me.
April 20, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Microscopes have always fascinated me.
This is neat. Normal microscopes are limited by the size of light waves. Electron microscopes get around that by using tiny-wavelength electrons. This new microscope does something different: it uses clever physics to "cheat" the limits of visible light and see things once thought impossible.
Researchers hope powerful new microscope will reveal ‘root cause’ of incurable bowel disease
No run-of-the-mill tech, ‘Curie’ operates at 10 times the resolution of conventional microscopy and could spur discoveries leading to new treatment
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September 14, 2026 at 1:05 AM
This is neat. Normal microscopes are limited by the size of light waves. Electron microscopes get around that by using tiny-wavelength electrons. This new microscope does something different: it uses clever physics to "cheat" the limits of visible light and see things once thought impossible.
doctors are looking at his ass under microscopes and pouring green liquids into graduated cylinders and gasping before writing
September 20, 2026 at 2:01 PM
doctors are looking at his ass under microscopes and pouring green liquids into graduated cylinders and gasping before writing
The Foldscope brings a powerful science tool to schools that can't afford microscopes. Scientists use it too. Its creators have handed out 2 million units, including a new mini-model for younger kids.
Fold paper. Insert lens. This $2 microscope changes how kids see the world
The Foldscope brings a powerful science tool to schools that can't afford microscopes. Scientists use it too. Its creators have handed out 2 million units, including a new mini-model for younger kids.
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November 24, 2024 at 5:29 PM
The Foldscope brings a powerful science tool to schools that can't afford microscopes. Scientists use it too. Its creators have handed out 2 million units, including a new mini-model for younger kids.
Scientists have mapped individual sugar molecules on the surface of cells at a resolution once thought to be impossible for light microscopes
go.nature.com/40I9Ewv
go.nature.com/40I9Ewv
Cell's sugar coating mapped at below-nanometre resolution
Nature - Super-resolution technique works with off-the-shelf optical microscopes.
go.nature.com
August 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Scientists have mapped individual sugar molecules on the surface of cells at a resolution once thought to be impossible for light microscopes
go.nature.com/40I9Ewv
go.nature.com/40I9Ewv
not even as old as the microscopes they use to see it
September 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
not even as old as the microscopes they use to see it
I used to think I wanted to be a scientist, but when I really reflect, I just wanted to look at random things through fancy microscopes.
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I used to think I wanted to be a scientist, but when I really reflect, I just wanted to look at random things through fancy microscopes.
Coming back to Bluesky after 3 days and finding out we do not need microscopes anymore
Microscope The Naked Gun
ALT: Microscope The Naked Gun
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September 24, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Coming back to Bluesky after 3 days and finding out we do not need microscopes anymore
Update #72388 from NROL-82 (ACCM)
1. Welsh Microscopes
2. Cringe BDSM
1. Welsh Microscopes
2. Cringe BDSM
July 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Update #72388 from NROL-82 (ACCM)
1. Welsh Microscopes
2. Cringe BDSM
1. Welsh Microscopes
2. Cringe BDSM
We will need to develop more powerful microscopes.
September 25, 2024 at 2:50 AM
We will need to develop more powerful microscopes.
If it worked with microscopes daily, two possibilities would exist:
- The microscopes wouldn't do that annoying eyelash thing because they're not shit and cheap
- The microscopes wouldn't do that annoying eyelash thing because it would have pulled out its eyelashes on one eye
- The microscopes wouldn't do that annoying eyelash thing because they're not shit and cheap
- The microscopes wouldn't do that annoying eyelash thing because it would have pulled out its eyelashes on one eye
September 25, 2026 at 7:08 PM
If it worked with microscopes daily, two possibilities would exist:
- The microscopes wouldn't do that annoying eyelash thing because they're not shit and cheap
- The microscopes wouldn't do that annoying eyelash thing because it would have pulled out its eyelashes on one eye
- The microscopes wouldn't do that annoying eyelash thing because they're not shit and cheap
- The microscopes wouldn't do that annoying eyelash thing because it would have pulled out its eyelashes on one eye
do they even make microscopes powerful enough to see her platform
January 29, 2026 at 3:54 PM
do they even make microscopes powerful enough to see her platform
you can keep your lab coats and microscopes; i know who im trusting
March 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
you can keep your lab coats and microscopes; i know who im trusting
Scientists have mapped individual sugar molecules on the surface of cells at a resolution once thought to be impossible for light microscopes
go.nature.com/4l2wVjS
go.nature.com/4l2wVjS
Cell's sugar coating mapped at below-nanometre resolution
Super-resolution technique works with off-the-shelf optical microscopes.
go.nature.com
July 30, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Scientists have mapped individual sugar molecules on the surface of cells at a resolution once thought to be impossible for light microscopes
go.nature.com/4l2wVjS
go.nature.com/4l2wVjS