Microslop's CoPilot
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September 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Microslop's CoPilot
Microslop's complete and utter fucking collapse and panic-driven pivot back to "classic" windows cannot come soon e-fucking-nough
March 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Microslop's complete and utter fucking collapse and panic-driven pivot back to "classic" windows cannot come soon e-fucking-nough
Microslop's new patent application to spy on your computer and make you watch ads to earn credits to "rent" (their word) games: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smwo...
Microsoft’s Terrifying New Patent | LG-Style ACR for Games & Software
YouTube video by Gamers Nexus
www.youtube.com
September 24, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Microslop's new patent application to spy on your computer and make you watch ads to earn credits to "rent" (their word) games: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smwo...
The article was fake but Microslop's era of humiliation continues regardless.
March 5, 2026 at 5:33 PM
The article was fake but Microslop's era of humiliation continues regardless.
Microslop's Copilot is killing MSAgent content on YouTube.
That's horrible. :(
That's horrible. :(
May 22, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Microslop's Copilot is killing MSAgent content on YouTube.
That's horrible. :(
That's horrible. :(
Today I put my dad on Linux Mint.
Another computer less that's plagued with Microslop's Windows 11 👏
Another computer less that's plagued with Microslop's Windows 11 👏
March 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Today I put my dad on Linux Mint.
Another computer less that's plagued with Microslop's Windows 11 👏
Another computer less that's plagued with Microslop's Windows 11 👏
Definitely Microslop's, a userspace application should _never_ be able to crash the kernel. Yet that happens routinely with Windows
March 19, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Definitely Microslop's, a userspace application should _never_ be able to crash the kernel. Yet that happens routinely with Windows
so this is why microslop’s ceo is forcing people to use this shit and why he’s like “stop being mean guys give it a chance :(“ and if ai ever slows down or the bubble funded by that sweet government pops theyre fucked so unfathomably
holy f*ck
*MICROSOFT: 45% OF COMMERCIAL RPO DRIVEN BY OPENAI COMMITMENTS
*MICROSOFT: 45% OF COMMERCIAL RPO DRIVEN BY OPENAI COMMITMENTS
*MICROSOFT 2Q REV. $81.27B, EST. $80.31B
*MICROSOFT 2Q INTELLIGENT CLOUD REV. $32.91B, EST. $32.39B
*MICROSOFT 2Q AZURE & OTHER CLOUD REV EX-FX +38%, EST. +38%
*MICROSOFT 2Q INTELLIGENT CLOUD REV. $32.91B, EST. $32.39B
*MICROSOFT 2Q AZURE & OTHER CLOUD REV EX-FX +38%, EST. +38%
January 28, 2026 at 11:25 PM
so this is why microslop’s ceo is forcing people to use this shit and why he’s like “stop being mean guys give it a chance :(“ and if ai ever slows down or the bubble funded by that sweet government pops theyre fucked so unfathomably
you either get your SSD ripped to shreds by microslop's vibe coded arbitrary piece of shit...
or you get gnomed by linux mint
or you get gnomed by linux mint
January 22, 2026 at 11:04 AM
you either get your SSD ripped to shreds by microslop's vibe coded arbitrary piece of shit...
or you get gnomed by linux mint
or you get gnomed by linux mint
Microslop's CEO would very much like us to stop using the word slop to describe what they're doing to windows.
January 17, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Microslop's CEO would very much like us to stop using the word slop to describe what they're doing to windows.
Sloptya Slopdella wants you to stop calling Microslop's slop slop.
January 5, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Sloptya Slopdella wants you to stop calling Microslop's slop slop.
oh noez did we hurt microslop's feefees?
March 2, 2026 at 10:32 PM
oh noez did we hurt microslop's feefees?
Hoping that being a french company somehow saves Arkane from microslop's insane fucking death spiral
Absolute lunacy, all of this
Absolute lunacy, all of this
July 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Hoping that being a french company somehow saves Arkane from microslop's insane fucking death spiral
Absolute lunacy, all of this
Absolute lunacy, all of this
Thank you Microslop's Activision Blizzard's ex-president. I will indeed man up and accept that all the absolute dogshit games from your ex-company, will from now on, be exclusively made with genai.
Thank you for the headsup 👍
Thank you for the headsup 👍
It's so funny to me when an entertainment company says "Man up." "Man up and accept shitty art!" "Man up and pay $100 for a game!"
I...don't have to?
www.pcgamer.com/games/action...
I...don't have to?
www.pcgamer.com/games/action...
Ex-Blizzard president says gamers need to 'Man up' over AI usage in games after Crimson Desert devs issue apology
"AI, in one form or another, will be in every single video game."
www.pcgamer.com
March 23, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Thank you Microslop's Activision Blizzard's ex-president. I will indeed man up and accept that all the absolute dogshit games from your ex-company, will from now on, be exclusively made with genai.
Thank you for the headsup 👍
Thank you for the headsup 👍
Given Microslop's AI changes & spyware tactics.....
Do you think Microslop understands consent? Do you really trust them given how much they have bent the knee?
Its always $$$ over morality with Microslop.
Do you think Microslop understands consent? Do you really trust them given how much they have bent the knee?
Its always $$$ over morality with Microslop.
January 26, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Given Microslop's AI changes & spyware tactics.....
Do you think Microslop understands consent? Do you really trust them given how much they have bent the knee?
Its always $$$ over morality with Microslop.
Do you think Microslop understands consent? Do you really trust them given how much they have bent the knee?
Its always $$$ over morality with Microslop.
Again, not saying Valve is perfect by any means.
More so that the timing is odd, and Valve as the one they single out for gamba is odd.
Especially when Microslop's ActiBlizz's King is right there.
More so that the timing is odd, and Valve as the one they single out for gamba is odd.
Especially when Microslop's ActiBlizz's King is right there.
February 26, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Again, not saying Valve is perfect by any means.
More so that the timing is odd, and Valve as the one they single out for gamba is odd.
Especially when Microslop's ActiBlizz's King is right there.
More so that the timing is odd, and Valve as the one they single out for gamba is odd.
Especially when Microslop's ActiBlizz's King is right there.
Navigating Microslop's bullshit is giving me a migraine.
September 16, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Navigating Microslop's bullshit is giving me a migraine.
Microslop's CEO really said the quiet bit out loud - use our shitty product so we can justify burning the planet down?
January 22, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Microslop's CEO really said the quiet bit out loud - use our shitty product so we can justify burning the planet down?
part two in celebration of microslop's stock dropping catastrophically (get bent)
January 30, 2026 at 7:14 AM
part two in celebration of microslop's stock dropping catastrophically (get bent)
I have *mandatory* AI training at work to use Microslop's copilot.
Mgmt are hell bent on us using it for EVERYTHING. My conspiracy theory is enterprise fees will be lowered if enough of the employees use it.
Mgmt are hell bent on us using it for EVERYTHING. My conspiracy theory is enterprise fees will be lowered if enough of the employees use it.
March 5, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I have *mandatory* AI training at work to use Microslop's copilot.
Mgmt are hell bent on us using it for EVERYTHING. My conspiracy theory is enterprise fees will be lowered if enough of the employees use it.
Mgmt are hell bent on us using it for EVERYTHING. My conspiracy theory is enterprise fees will be lowered if enough of the employees use it.
Though tbh, I *am* looking to move to Linux because of Microslop's bullshit.
Just have to backup a bunch of crap first, which is more than likely gonna take me like half a day.
Just have to backup a bunch of crap first, which is more than likely gonna take me like half a day.
August 20, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Though tbh, I *am* looking to move to Linux because of Microslop's bullshit.
Just have to backup a bunch of crap first, which is more than likely gonna take me like half a day.
Just have to backup a bunch of crap first, which is more than likely gonna take me like half a day.
Then hypothetically we'd scowl at you for using Microslop's plastic.
May 15, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Then hypothetically we'd scowl at you for using Microslop's plastic.
Living upto Microslop's reputation.
right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer
April 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Living upto Microslop's reputation.
if you really don't want to deal with Microslop's bs, start learning to use Linux now. not switching, but learning. use a virtual machine. dualboot. install it on an older machine you're not using that's just collecting dust
March 4, 2026 at 6:45 AM
if you really don't want to deal with Microslop's bs, start learning to use Linux now. not switching, but learning. use a virtual machine. dualboot. install it on an older machine you're not using that's just collecting dust
I hate microslop’s winblows so much it’s unreal
March 18, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I hate microslop’s winblows so much it’s unreal