#middleagedspread
That's how I have to wear some of my skirts now #middleagedspread #totp
October 9, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I've put on a li'l weight and my clothes don't fit properly anymore, ffs! I wonder if 6 packets of crisps has played any part in it... ? #Weight #MiddleAgedSpread #IDontLikeIt
September 22, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Mel there, wearing her jeans much like I do now #middleagedspread #fatbastard #totp
September 4, 2026 at 7:28 PM
what time of life

if you buy something in your 20s or 30s, good luck getting it to fit from your 40s onwards

#middleagedspread
July 25, 2026 at 3:35 AM
It's happening; I had Benecol on my toast this morning 😔 #MiddleAgedSpread
March 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM