i feel like you could convince rfk jr that midichlorians are real
September 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
i feel like you could convince rfk jr that midichlorians are real
labs came back. posters midichlorians are off the charts
April 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
labs came back. posters midichlorians are off the charts
midichlorians ❌
spice ✅
spice ✅
August 16, 2026 at 4:28 PM
midichlorians ❌
spice ✅
spice ✅
Better not be bloody midichlorians.
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Scientists Discover New Forms of Life Inside Human Bodies That Don't Match Anything Biology Has Classified
Scientists have uncovered a hidden class of RNA structures deep inside the human microbiome, completely unlike anything seen before.
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December 28, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Better not be bloody midichlorians.
Watto Women Want (2000)
January 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Watto Women Want (2000)
Midichlorians Were A Mistake
May 10, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Midichlorians Were A Mistake
Are we sure he isn’t referring to midichlorians?
August 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Are we sure he isn’t referring to midichlorians?
They're called trans people and they're on this stuff I think they call midichlorians
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
They're called trans people and they're on this stuff I think they call midichlorians
MOAR MIDICHLORIANS.
Andor is a great show but I think it would be a better one if it turned out Cassian Andor was somehow related to the Skywalker family. Maybe a cousin?
May 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
MOAR MIDICHLORIANS.
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Midichlorians aren’t real
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My head cannon take is the Jedi negotiated a galactic detente and previously you had a strong Republican army and regional powers sitting in an uneasy alliance and then the force waned and you saw a massive decrease in force sensitives and episode 1 takes place 2-3 generations after the waning
April 26, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Midichlorians aren’t real
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every so often a filmmaker forgets why we all hated midichlorians
In Practical Magic, there was a little witch in every woman, and the PTA phone tree could produce an impromptu coven. In the DNA-obsessed sequel (Pace’s character even insists magic is in the RNA! I am not overstating the case!), most of us are NPCs who are welcome to buy the merch.
“I would warn you that there will be spoilers,” writes Meg Elison in her review of the new film Practical Magic 2, “but there doesn’t seem to be much point as the sequel retells the same story as the original.”
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#pagan #witchcraft #practicalmagic2 #nostalgia #filmreview
September 28, 2026 at 6:27 PM
every so often a filmmaker forgets why we all hated midichlorians
MIDIchlorians are the tiny lifeforms living within all beings that allow us to transmit musical data from one to another
December 10, 2024 at 3:01 AM
MIDIchlorians are the tiny lifeforms living within all beings that allow us to transmit musical data from one to another
Obi-Wan: this kid sucks
Qui-Gon: yeah he puts the mid in midichlorians
Anakin: I heard that
Qui-Gon: I legally own you
Qui-Gon: yeah he puts the mid in midichlorians
Anakin: I heard that
Qui-Gon: I legally own you
April 20, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Obi-Wan: this kid sucks
Qui-Gon: yeah he puts the mid in midichlorians
Anakin: I heard that
Qui-Gon: I legally own you
Qui-Gon: yeah he puts the mid in midichlorians
Anakin: I heard that
Qui-Gon: I legally own you
they measured my midichlorians and they were pretty good
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
they measured my midichlorians and they were pretty good
The tinye beinges that connect synthesizers are called midichlorians
May 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The tinye beinges that connect synthesizers are called midichlorians
I assume midichlorians really fucked some shit up.
April 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I assume midichlorians really fucked some shit up.
Still think rfk is talking about midichlorians
1. Mitochondria do not manage inflammation, so don't take advise from the whale goo guy.
2. From all those at the CDC, RFK Jr. is POS.
2. From all those at the CDC, RFK Jr. is POS.
August 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Still think rfk is talking about midichlorians
Midichlorians are the powerhouse of the Jedi
November 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Midichlorians are the powerhouse of the Jedi
i think he meant to say “midichlorians”
wtf is this nonsense? He thinks he can understand kid’s “mitochondrial challenges” just by looking at them?
This is an insane person.
This is an insane person.
August 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
i think he meant to say “midichlorians”
getting kicked out of jedi school for insisting that midichlorians are the powerhouse of the cell
March 27, 2024 at 3:57 PM
getting kicked out of jedi school for insisting that midichlorians are the powerhouse of the cell
So, I see George Lucas has lost his midichlorians.
July 15, 2026 at 9:07 PM
So, I see George Lucas has lost his midichlorians.
the midichlorians are both canon and bullshit, like how old people wearing magnetic bracelets in the 90s to heal their golfing arthritis is canon to reality
October 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
the midichlorians are both canon and bullshit, like how old people wearing magnetic bracelets in the 90s to heal their golfing arthritis is canon to reality
you have mitochondria, i have midichlorians, the same we are not
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
you have mitochondria, i have midichlorians, the same we are not