This Weeks Onion Magazine: 25 Years Later, Nation Still Miffed
September 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
This Weeks Onion Magazine: 25 Years Later, Nation Still Miffed
That Dem consultants told Gov. Walz to stop calling them “weird” still has me miffed.
NEWS — Trump coercing staff to wear the same black pair of shoes that he wears.
“Everybody’s afraid not to wear them,” a staffer said, as some reportedly ditch their own footwear to comply with Trump’s wishes.
We’re officially in the dumbest timeline.
“Everybody’s afraid not to wear them,” a staffer said, as some reportedly ditch their own footwear to comply with Trump’s wishes.
We’re officially in the dumbest timeline.
March 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
That Dem consultants told Gov. Walz to stop calling them “weird” still has me miffed.
If the Dems don’t get a Senate majority because Susan Collins gets reelected, I’m going to be miffed
June 4, 2026 at 10:31 PM
If the Dems don’t get a Senate majority because Susan Collins gets reelected, I’m going to be miffed
Someone is miffed that I'm still working
July 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Someone is miffed that I'm still working
That eraser looks so miffed...
September 23, 2026 at 1:17 PM
That eraser looks so miffed...
I'm sending him back
February 22, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I'm sending him back
even the lady who couldn't win a swim meet is miffed
December 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
even the lady who couldn't win a swim meet is miffed
I wonder why Tem is looking so miffed. hah oops.
March 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I wonder why Tem is looking so miffed. hah oops.
I could get miffed at this rate.
June 27, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I could get miffed at this rate.
Man, when congressional Democrats finally wake up from their comas, they're going to be *so* slightly miffed at all this
August 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Man, when congressional Democrats finally wake up from their comas, they're going to be *so* slightly miffed at all this
**human... This is the vet not pup cup...**
September 12, 2026 at 11:56 AM
**human... This is the vet not pup cup...**
Annoyed to be perceived
April 11, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Annoyed to be perceived
He looks miffed like his flight was delayed
September 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
He looks miffed like his flight was delayed
Asuka if she was miffed
November 27, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Asuka if she was miffed
THIS ACCUSATION MAKES ME FEEL A BIT MIFFED
THIS PUP IS JUST BRINGING A GIFT
CASE CLOSE
THIS PUP IS JUST BRINGING A GIFT
CASE CLOSE
They’re claiming that this dog showed up uninvited to a child’s birthday party in a Reykjavík suburb and stole a ball.
I see no evidence to support that.
I see no evidence to support that.
June 25, 2026 at 11:55 PM
THIS ACCUSATION MAKES ME FEEL A BIT MIFFED
THIS PUP IS JUST BRINGING A GIFT
CASE CLOSE
THIS PUP IS JUST BRINGING A GIFT
CASE CLOSE
I swear to God if Elon's bumbling sparks a global thermonuclear war before I get this book into print, I am going to be so miffed.
Breaking News: Elon Musk, a top adviser to President-elect Donald Trump, met with Iran’s UN ambassador to discuss defusing Iranian-U.S. tensions during the next Trump term, two Iranian officials said.
Elon Musk Met With Iran’s U.N. Ambassador, Iranian Officials Say
The tech billionaire, a top adviser to President-elect Donald J. Trump, was reported to have discussed ways to defuse tensions between Iran and the United States.
nyti.ms
November 15, 2024 at 1:32 AM
I swear to God if Elon's bumbling sparks a global thermonuclear war before I get this book into print, I am going to be so miffed.
Turns out, when you run on lowering prices and releasing Epstein files, but then do *the exact opposite*, people get a bit miffed.
Fox Biz: "A new Reuters poll shows President Trump's approval rating falling to its lowest level. This is because, apparently, of prices and the Epstein files."
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Turns out, when you run on lowering prices and releasing Epstein files, but then do *the exact opposite*, people get a bit miffed.