I am now the father of a 9 year old boy who thinks he's 19. I never thought I would have any children. My wife and I didn't imagine all those years ago how our lives could be any better. Now we know, and we thank God everyday for the blessing that is the boy formerly know as "Milkface Poopy Pants"

printed a favorite photo of Paulie and framed it nicely and now i can see him in my living room again😌i’m thinking of making a set of three of his more outrageous milkface photos for the kitchen because that’s where i miss him the most. Anyway monday’s done🍻we did it gang

Milk as Milkface?

milkface cat my beloved

um mico: ficar postando gif de gatinho com a legenda escrito "um mico:" seguido pela coisa mais normal do mundo

i was going for: wet sad kitten full of milkface

have begun calling the babey “mister milkface” like john turturro in severance. that’s yr update for today

"Didn't I tell you that he would love my TransCow milk?"
An Ai Artwork imagined by a person and visualised by a computer programme responding to typed instructions.
#transcow #hucow #transmilk #milkface #happy #glasses #horns #breasts #piebald #transwoman #translover #transally #love

Hey Harry! What's the matter with these cans?

Die MILKFACE

These cans are defective! They're springing leaks!

i just remembered the crazy cat lady i lived in an apartment building with years ago who renamed another neighbor's cat Buddy Milkface, which might be the best cat name ever.

Heute veröffentlicht SWEED sein Debütalbum "Bittersweed" über Milkface Records. Im Oktober und Dezember geht der Musiker auf "Bittersweed Tour" in Deutschland und Österreich.

The child, erstwhile Milkface, has informed me that today was the 67th day of school. I’m very into their teachers learning into it.

Just tried to explain the clapper to the erstwhile milkface, and frankly, the jingle had all the information we needed.

Oven still broken so making finger foods in the air fryer. It’s faster in that it’s a convection oven. It’s slower in that it’s a fucking air fryer not a full sized oven. Fortunately it’s just me, fella, and erstwhile milkface.

I have spoiled the fella and the erstwhile milkface real and good.

Twice now, while getting ready to take the erstwhile milkface to school I have had @whmpodcast.bsky.social playing in the car and I get back in from scraping/defogging the windows and milkface says “I heard the f word”

Yes you did, my astute little dude. And you will again.

It’s almost 9 pm and I hear the child (erstwhile milkface, though they are now an actual KID) singing the upbeat Monkees-style Scooby-Doo chase scene music from season 2 of Scooby-Doo where are you from their bedroom.

I’m pretty happy about it.

It's typical ignorant English White woman shit:
"Wah, Black people were unhappy with me in their one own space away from me and called me milkface, wah, I'm the victim and they're evil and being SO RACIST to me because I'm White! Poor, precious, little, invasive, entitled meeeee!"

This is a kitten I helped hand raise. We called him, "MilkFace", because ... you can guess why.