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My dad is the biggest millennial ever (k1) #randomskeets #randomhastags #lol #isthistoomanyhashtags #millennialdad
December 26, 2024 at 10:53 PM
September 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The first, new-at-the-time sports games I played were pre-Y2K

Haven’t touched a controller this decade

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June 10, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I wish I could build a political party with this podcast as its DNA.

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January 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The Meta stuff was the last straw. Finally pushed me to get off all social media and just have this for my real-time updates. Will sometimes post funny things, sometimes post serious things, and like most other quarter-life crisis survivors I might do a podcast.

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January 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Only perk of sick kids on vacation? Someone stayed logged into their Peacock account and we get to watch #TheTraitorsUS shout out Steve wherever you are.

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January 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My children (4 & 6) asked me to fix a broken TV this weekend while visiting family for the holiday.

The problem? They were seeing commercials and didn't understand why - they'd never seen a commercial. So they asked me to fix it.

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December 16, 2024 at 4:20 PM
We are on a 10 day vacation in AZ with a 3 year old and a 1 year old. Both got sick 2 days in and we have 4 days to go. I remember vacations being a lot more relaxing (same amount of puking though).

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January 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This was good and accurate. Millennials are raising mini millennials.

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July 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
An hour building the kids Hotwheels track for them to start arguing over it 30 seconds in 🙄🙄
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January 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Millennial parents worried about YOUTUBE Kids content meanwhile our generation had REN and STIMPY lol! #Millennialmom #MillennialDad
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January 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
WE ALL knew what this meant! These kids don’t know NOTHING🤣🤣🤣

#millennialdad #genz #momlife #90skids #dadlife
January 15, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I have learned to tune out whats happening in the present and instead focus on what happened in the past...because it just repeats over and over. Highly recommend "Storm Before The Storm" by @mikeduncan.bsky.social to gain perspective in an easy to read way.

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January 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Just finished the Red Rising book series for the second time. Easily the best series I have ever read. Light Bringer is my favorite book of all-time. Maybe I will corner the Blue Sky Red Rising niche...

...and my honor remains.

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January 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
5 days later and the fog of war (stomach flu) is finally lifting from our home.

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January 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I woke up today from a nightmare that the Lions and Irish both lost in a 72 hour period and I ingested a gallon of wave pool water at the Great Wolf Lodge.

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January 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Me watching Notre Dame all season.

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January 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Yeah...this is about what I expected. God. Country. Notre Dame. Heartbreak.

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January 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Me as a Lions fan and a #NotreDame fan ready to be hurt again. #CFP

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January 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
My daughter got brave this trip and spent 4 hours in the wave pool.

PROS: proud of her overcoming her fears of getting wet and not needing to be held the whole time.

CONS: my body is raw like a sun burn from having to sit on the pool floor all day to catch her.

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January 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Being a Lions fan and a Notre Dame fan means that I get to experience deep, gut-wrenching pain twice in 72 hours

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January 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
We also just spent $50 on a breakfast buffet so don't expect a lot of fiscal responsibility posts from me (we felt guilt free walking out with a bunch of bananas though)

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January 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My achilles heel is I am too ambitious as a dad. We are at a Great Wolf Lodge with a 1 & 3 year old and all they want/can do is go to the kiddie pool. Could have just stayed at a Holiday Inn Express SMH

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January 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Dejar a los niños con los abuelos pensando:
“Hoy adelanto mil cosas.”

La realidad:
siesta histórica en el sofá y despertar sin saber en qué año vivimos.

#PadreMillenial #PaternidadReal #PadresCansados #VidaConNiños #HumorDePadres #CrianzaReal #MillennialDad #Growtogether
May 23, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Ser padre no es algo que dominas.
Es algo que practicas: cada noche sin dormir, cada abrazo inesperado, cada error y cada intento nuevo.

La paternidad es crecimiento compartido.

Padre Millenial — Grow together

#PadreMillenial #Parenting #DadLife #MillennialDad #GrowTogether
December 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM