I had my two on their knees belting "Last night we had an argument...." 😩😩😭😭🤣🤣🥰🥰 #yourareeverything #babyimsorry #druhill #millennialparent #90skid

RAWR means I love you in dinosaur 🦕 #millennialcringe #millennialparent

My kids are 4, 7, and 11 and they don't leave much room for anything else. Individual days can drag but in the rearview mirror everything happens/happened so fast. #millennialparent

Trying to enjoy every moment of our youngest bc we aren't planning for any more.

POV: it's 2045 and you are a #millennialparent and you just told your kid "It's because of that damn cyberbrain" in response to them uploading to your phone "sometimes I have feeling a little lonely"

There’s nothing more rewarding than introducing my child to my favorite paranormal shows I watched growing up 😂 #millennialparent

As if navigating this government fuckery as a #millennialparent wasn’t difficult enough, add monitoring of TEXTING T(W)EENS to the mix. What the fresh hell. At least I’m still “mama” to them? And they womp womp and red flag the boy that wronged them?

--Kid is doing something that is not getting ready for school--
Me: Stop.
Inner monologue: Collaborate and Listen. Ice is back with a brand new invention.
Kid: what?
Me *snaps out of it*: oh, uh... you need to go put your shoes on and get ready for school.

#MillennialParent