I wish you were wrong, but as an English teacher who started teaching Millennials and retired toward the end of Z, I can state with confidence that you are entirely correct.
October 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I wish you were wrong, but as an English teacher who started teaching Millennials and retired toward the end of Z, I can state with confidence that you are entirely correct.
The irony of arguing that this is a "nobody wants to read anymore" age-based issue is particularly intense when you consider the drop-off is actually steepest going from Gen-Z and millennials to Gen-X.
October 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM
The irony of arguing that this is a "nobody wants to read anymore" age-based issue is particularly intense when you consider the drop-off is actually steepest going from Gen-Z and millennials to Gen-X.
"Go to therapy" is the sound of Millennials desperately playing it like they aren't a generation of emotionally constipated fuckwits, hilariously telling on themselves as a generation of emotionally constipated fuckwits. I said what I said.
October 12, 2026 at 7:58 PM
"Go to therapy" is the sound of Millennials desperately playing it like they aren't a generation of emotionally constipated fuckwits, hilariously telling on themselves as a generation of emotionally constipated fuckwits. I said what I said.
By now I'm sure you've all heard of Aunt Sue. Seeing her flipping the bird while wearing a Primus t shirt made a lot of Gen Xers feel pride for once...until a bunch of millennials and Gen Z were like "nuh uh! She's GEN JONES!"
Can you shits not let us have anything?
Can you shits not let us have anything?
October 12, 2026 at 7:48 PM
By now I'm sure you've all heard of Aunt Sue. Seeing her flipping the bird while wearing a Primus t shirt made a lot of Gen Xers feel pride for once...until a bunch of millennials and Gen Z were like "nuh uh! She's GEN JONES!"
Can you shits not let us have anything?
Can you shits not let us have anything?
This ep also fantastic. Baby boomers have half of all the wealth in the country (despite being 18% of the population). Millennials have half of all debt in the country. 70% of boomer wealth held among 10% of Boomers.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...
Senior Class: Old money
Podcast Episode · On Point with Meghna Chakrabarti · October 7 · 47m
podcasts.apple.com
October 12, 2026 at 7:38 PM
This ep also fantastic. Baby boomers have half of all the wealth in the country (despite being 18% of the population). Millennials have half of all debt in the country. 70% of boomer wealth held among 10% of Boomers.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...
I want to avoid Boomerposting, but there’s just so much stuff pushed on and marketed at children now that seem more half-assed than what I grew up with
not that crappy kids’ media didn’t exist for Millennials, but the proliferation of kidslop and technocracy makes me feel awful for today’s younguns
not that crappy kids’ media didn’t exist for Millennials, but the proliferation of kidslop and technocracy makes me feel awful for today’s younguns
October 12, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I want to avoid Boomerposting, but there’s just so much stuff pushed on and marketed at children now that seem more half-assed than what I grew up with
not that crappy kids’ media didn’t exist for Millennials, but the proliferation of kidslop and technocracy makes me feel awful for today’s younguns
not that crappy kids’ media didn’t exist for Millennials, but the proliferation of kidslop and technocracy makes me feel awful for today’s younguns
Millennials love being at home. Yes im one of them. Saves money too...
October 12, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Millennials love being at home. Yes im one of them. Saves money too...
It knew how to play PR to manipulate people pretty well, and it's most vocal detractors were millennials calling gen Z cringe to pretend they weren't getting older.
The clusterfuck early storefront and missed road map goals are easily forgotten in the noise.
The clusterfuck early storefront and missed road map goals are easily forgotten in the noise.
October 12, 2026 at 6:57 PM
It knew how to play PR to manipulate people pretty well, and it's most vocal detractors were millennials calling gen Z cringe to pretend they weren't getting older.
The clusterfuck early storefront and missed road map goals are easily forgotten in the noise.
The clusterfuck early storefront and missed road map goals are easily forgotten in the noise.
millennials velhos com lula
October 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
millennials velhos com lula
Remember what Neopets was like when it was good? This is like crack for millennials. My friend code is G2R3U3U6 let's play Dog Online
October 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Remember what Neopets was like when it was good? This is like crack for millennials. My friend code is G2R3U3U6 let's play Dog Online
Millennials did alot of stupid shit too I guess
Watched a lot of SNL, tried to make Dubstep a thing
Did way too many drugs, not normal drugs either, like shit you have to go to school to learn how to get ahold of
Propped up that cunt Elon like we didn't know the whole time
Watched a lot of SNL, tried to make Dubstep a thing
Did way too many drugs, not normal drugs either, like shit you have to go to school to learn how to get ahold of
Propped up that cunt Elon like we didn't know the whole time
October 12, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Millennials did alot of stupid shit too I guess
Watched a lot of SNL, tried to make Dubstep a thing
Did way too many drugs, not normal drugs either, like shit you have to go to school to learn how to get ahold of
Propped up that cunt Elon like we didn't know the whole time
Watched a lot of SNL, tried to make Dubstep a thing
Did way too many drugs, not normal drugs either, like shit you have to go to school to learn how to get ahold of
Propped up that cunt Elon like we didn't know the whole time
I'm unsure what you mean by "anxiety jokes" (but, also, please understand, you're speaking to someone who's never had any social anxiety)...
Honestly, it seems that from Millennials on down, social anxieties have only increased, so this is an interesting observation, and I want to know more!
Honestly, it seems that from Millennials on down, social anxieties have only increased, so this is an interesting observation, and I want to know more!
October 12, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I'm unsure what you mean by "anxiety jokes" (but, also, please understand, you're speaking to someone who's never had any social anxiety)...
Honestly, it seems that from Millennials on down, social anxieties have only increased, so this is an interesting observation, and I want to know more!
Honestly, it seems that from Millennials on down, social anxieties have only increased, so this is an interesting observation, and I want to know more!
like 5-10 yrs ago, a bunch of UTAU fandom millennials had a discord server — is that still up? ….and can i have an invite? it would be cool to see where everyone is at
October 12, 2026 at 6:07 PM
like 5-10 yrs ago, a bunch of UTAU fandom millennials had a discord server — is that still up? ….and can i have an invite? it would be cool to see where everyone is at
I suspect that the online gambling commercial aimed at millennials with Matthew Broderick that mentions the fall of Constantinople in 1453 is not exactly targeting the extremely online Orthobros, but it sure as hell feels like it.
Weird.
And may vice advertised be damned.
Weird.
And may vice advertised be damned.
October 12, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I suspect that the online gambling commercial aimed at millennials with Matthew Broderick that mentions the fall of Constantinople in 1453 is not exactly targeting the extremely online Orthobros, but it sure as hell feels like it.
Weird.
And may vice advertised be damned.
Weird.
And may vice advertised be damned.
a "geriatric pregnancy" is a medical term describing a child-bearer aged 35 or older, so 7ish years ago we started calling ourselves "geriatric millennials." if you're over the age of 35 you can call yourself geriatric, too, as a little treat
October 12, 2026 at 5:58 PM
a "geriatric pregnancy" is a medical term describing a child-bearer aged 35 or older, so 7ish years ago we started calling ourselves "geriatric millennials." if you're over the age of 35 you can call yourself geriatric, too, as a little treat
let me just state for the record on behalf of millennials that we disavow this one
"Saudi officials said they are running low on interceptors needed to fend off further strikes... The 41-year-old crown prince is shuttling between heavily guarded palaces equipped with bunkers and is guarded by a handpicked security team"
www.wsj.com/world/middle...
www.wsj.com/world/middle...
Iran-Backed Militants Are Tightening the Screws on Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince
Mohammed bin Salman is now caught by an economy weakened by heavy spending and miscalculations of the Houthi threat.
www.wsj.com
October 12, 2026 at 5:39 PM
let me just state for the record on behalf of millennials that we disavow this one
Now playing on Wowza Radio-Small Business Talk Radio: millennials are buying blue collar small businesses to ai-proof their future by ! Tune in now: https://radio.wowzahosting.com/public/wowzaradio
October 12, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Now playing on Wowza Radio-Small Business Talk Radio: millennials are buying blue collar small businesses to ai-proof their future by ! Tune in now: https://radio.wowzahosting.com/public/wowzaradio
Los generación “X”, “Millennials”, “Z” y “Alfa” no comprenden lo de: “Simón dice:”
October 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Los generación “X”, “Millennials”, “Z” y “Alfa” no comprenden lo de: “Simón dice:”
Dealing with Millennials
« He’s terrified talking to you »
« He’s terrified talking to you »
Happy Baby Playing in Bouncer
ALT: Happy Baby Playing in Bouncer
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October 12, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Dealing with Millennials
« He’s terrified talking to you »
« He’s terrified talking to you »
Not to keep whining about this class and the related textbook, but this passage just pisses me off. Like... I relate to this story *so* much, I think this is a huge thing I struggle with and their only assessment is to go "omg, does this mean conversation is becoming passe???"
Fuck. Off.
Fuck. Off.
October 12, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Not to keep whining about this class and the related textbook, but this passage just pisses me off. Like... I relate to this story *so* much, I think this is a huge thing I struggle with and their only assessment is to go "omg, does this mean conversation is becoming passe???"
Fuck. Off.
Fuck. Off.
How do you do, fellow millennials 😎 Probably the oldest average age of a nerd gathering I've ever attended
October 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
How do you do, fellow millennials 😎 Probably the oldest average age of a nerd gathering I've ever attended
The dividing line between millennials and zoomers is liking Bojack Horseman or hating it.
October 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
The dividing line between millennials and zoomers is liking Bojack Horseman or hating it.