#mixingmetaphors
"If there's a bull in your china shop:

Handle that bull by the horns,

And lead them into your hot kitchen; or get out."

#MixingMetaphors
May 31, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Metaphors about lines in the sand in all that.

I guess "Sand hockey" doesn't have corners, so you can't go in elbows up or something.

#MixingMetaphors #TooDepressedToCare
August 20, 2026 at 7:59 PM
#RPGaDay2025 - Day 6: Motive

As a GM, figuring out players' motives is vital to a successful campaign. Ideally, it will roughly align w/their characters' motives, but I can say from experience, this is not always the case. Threading that needle can be a high-wire tightrope walk. #MixingMetaphors.
August 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Trump allowing Nvidia to sell AI chips to China is just further evidence of how no one knows how to slow this runaway train. It's an arms race between the major US AI companies and China, and everyone is just stepping on the gas. Full speed ahead!

#integrityinsights
#mixingmetaphors
July 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Expanding your non-romantic network: when you're not searching for someone to lean all of your emotional weight on immediately, dating is a different ballgame. #mixingmetaphors (check out episode 63 on making friends!)
#selflove #platonicintimacy #honourmyself #femalemasturbation #nobodydoesitbetter
March 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Milton Brasher-Cunningham (@mixingmetaphors)
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February 26, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Local news anchor: The UNM baseball team is "clicking on all cylinders right now." #HeadDesk #MixingMetaphors
December 4, 2024 at 1:02 AM