#moisturiser
Moisturiser to keep it soft.
November 6, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Nobody warns you about all the extra moisturiser you need to buy when you’re bald.
November 5, 2026 at 6:39 AM
hairstylist: I'm gonna give you a complimentary facial while your dye sets.
are you allergic to anything?

me: just shellfish

him: oh we'll have to skip the moisturiser then

are they putting shrimp in everything now??!!!
November 9, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Cow gunk is profitable.

Hides, bones, skin, cartilage, tendons supply collagen for cheese spreads, beer, foods.

Beef fat from kidneys sold as moisturiser.

New calves deprived of milk to produce protein supplements for gyms.

Remember how corporations created the Mad Cow disease.
archive.ph/x3PrH
‘Cowmaxxing’: Meat companies use every bit of the animal to fuel wellness boom
Producers cash in on demand for hides, bones, skin, cartilage and tendons to satisfy collagen craze
www.ft.com
November 9, 2026 at 7:06 AM
They do some great crisps in unusual flavours, varies but at the moment brie and chilli honey are excellent. And a moisturiser called Lacura Caviar is good, I mostly like the night cream one but use as day moisturiser.
November 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Used to have a face moisturiser that made me smell like cake this was in 2017 and I still miss her 😔
November 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Rem the moisturiser is *killing* me 🤣
November 7, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Shower wipes, face cleanser and moisturiser, got dressed and cleaned my teeth!
Back on the sofa under my heated throw with a lounge window open to air out the flat.
November 5, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Putting the moisturiser on 😅
November 9, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Luckily there is plenty of that brand of moisturiser available 💦💦
November 4, 2026 at 10:15 AM
CHEF:
The 'do not disturb' bedroom
The gel the moisturiser the cream
My chef gear
November 7, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Simple Hydrating Light Moisturiser - 50 ml
A light everyday moisturiser that sinks in fast - kind to sensitive skin.
Product link: https://smartgearpicks.manavvalani.in/product/cmvt12u7j0000l80774tot3ss
Affiliate disclosure: I may earn from qualifying purchases.
November 6, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Well you better AI it with recent photos because any pics of us when we used to hang out are from before I found hair moisturiser 😆 (also maybe more butt pics are the answer?!)
November 5, 2026 at 7:07 AM
show yourself some love. get some moisturiser on that penis and give it a well earned massage as it looks like it needs some overdue care. I'm sure you'll both feel much better.
November 9, 2026 at 8:44 AM
someone stole my moisturiser ffs i gotta go buy more that shits expensive :(((((((((((
November 9, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Why do you assume Jeffries is not swapping moisturiser tips with Kushner.
November 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
At least Boot's have gone for something different. A face full of... moisturiser... is a first.
November 8, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Reapplied moisturiser and off for a nap. I hope to hear good news when I wake up in two hours.
November 4, 2026 at 12:05 AM
re point B - how many frocks do you need, and do you want to take decent sized bottles of self-care products? If it's plenty of frocks and 150mls of your favourite moisturiser, then you probably need a checked bag
November 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I imagine the dragon who guards that interdimensional realm wondering why that moisturiser needed safekeeping.
November 2, 2026 at 6:42 AM
I'm not the type of autistic (yeah I'm accepting it, appreciate my growth) to be overly bothered by the sticky wet of moisturiser cause I can rationalise that It's For a Reason—but I poured out too much of my face moisturiser on my hand by accident and was left with a face that was. too sticky wet.
November 2, 2026 at 10:57 AM
A good daily moisturiser is the foundation of any skincare routine, and in the UK the bar has risen significantly — dermatologists now recommend an SPF-included day cream as the minimum standard, giv…

full ranking: ukpicks.co.uk/beauty/best-moisturiser-uk #skincare
November 6, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Good morning lovelies. I forget to do my eyebrows this morning 🤭🫣 and put in my factor 50 moisturiser 🫣😫
I spent way too much time epilating my legs this morning, I simply ran out of time.
Happy Wednesday ❤️🖤💜🩷
November 4, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Yesterday my good boys spun to treat me to a new warm hoodie, a pedicure, a heated blanket, a massage and some body moisturiser.

Are you brave enough to spin the wheel today?
November 7, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Using wood stain (hand moisturiser) to highlight the wood grain (kitten scratch scars) on a piece of oak (my hand).
November 4, 2026 at 12:20 AM